Ghost of TWOP Past

'People using this product saw a 25% improvement!' -- Prevailing Wind (real person, not an actor, unpaid endorsement)

You know that annoying boner pill ad that's on all the time? "They are trying to shut down this legal loophole... " It's an AI voice. I just heard it used to narrate some Youtube vids. That insufferable smarmy tone is someone's intentional choice.

Much like COVID, Burger King guy that can't sing just lingers on and on and on and...

With the label that says customers did not pay for the ad? How could that possibly be true? Customers ultimately pay for everything. I don't understand what that claim is supposed to mean.

I don't get the service that alerts you to subscriptions you didn't know you were paying for. Is everybody but me so rich that you don't read your billing statements?

"They are some of the hottest videos on social media!" No, they weren't back then and they sure as hell aren't now that this commercial has been around for 5 or so years.

There's a commercial with a kid singing to his mother (I think) in Spanish. Is it my imagination or is this commercial significantly louder than others? It seems like it, anyway, and the kid has kind of a piercing voice. Between the two, I can't switch away from it fast enough.

Burger King's Guy Who Can't Sing is back. Maybe he's like slasher movie monsters and has to be killed 3 times?

That's why they're telling you in the wee hours: to give you time to drive there when they open.

The latest Burger King ad does not use The Guy Who Can't Sing. Is it possible his reign of terror has ended?

Or they're forming a flash mob to go purge the enemies of Wegovy.

There's an ad for a weight loss drug. People are going about their business, then see others walking down the street, so they stop what they're doing and walk down the street, too. Why? Where are they going? What are they going to do when they get there? How do they know what the walkers are doing and if it's something they want to join?

I only caught part of it but there was some face cream stuff which the huxter crowed "Only takes a nanosecond to apply!" Yes, please give me the cream I can apply one billion times per second.

What's with the Safelite car window repair bit with the two frenetic guys? They say the first part of the catch phrase and when the worker says the other part, they both shriek with delight as if this is the most exciting thing they've ever experienced. Is it really a feat for the guy to know the slogan of the company he works for?

As the one billionth Burger-King-with-guy-who-can't-sing came on, I dropped my remote in the haste of my blazing hatred and could not click away before hearing part of the lyrics. "Eat like a king who's on a budget." If you're on a budget, idiot, you are not eating like a king. SO. MUCH. HATE.