AR Traveler

And the wedding, like a root canal appointment.

The sea lions are having the most intelligent conversation of the whole night, except for us.

This is why Mr. Traveler and I both know everything about our finances and how things are set up (well, maybe not the $100 I once won in a basketball bracket, but you know). It's why we went ahead and prepaid our funerals, and made sure our son knows where all our papers are.

We seem to give new meaning to Tuna Sunday.

I don't believe Shawn even knows who Aliyah is as a person. He wants Douglas. I'm waiting for him to find a young toy at some point-prove me wrong!

I saw an old magazine ad with a man walking out with a suitcase, and a crying woman-obviously the left wife. The caption? "Because you weren't fresh enough!"

You didn't ask Sophie's opinion when you shuttled her off to boarding school so you could chase around the world, Shekinah. By now, she's her own person, what does it matter to you?

For the record, I love Sarper in dark turquoise. I just wish he was in a different car, without Shekinah.

Just thought the same thing. Blows a gasket at naked paintings, then chugs a drink.

Anecdote: We were in Costco, and it was flashback to 2020. Basic stuff, too: TP, bread, canned veggies, my French cookies...It must be fear of the economic shake-ups.

And perfect makeup. When I have a jag, I look like a Dali painting.

You know it's bad when you kind of miss Rose telling Big Ed off.

I should make a point of going to Lush soon (a British beauty company)

"Jay and pam-EL-a?"

That's what we need at rest stops on road trips. Dry your hands while you do the other...talk about saving time.