I found after having three kids in less than three years that private Mom and Dad time is crucial for sanity and a marriage. We found it improved our parenting when we weren't burnt out. No doors is nuts.
My niece got married in Center Moriches. Lots of beautiful homes out there, never mind the Hamptons. It was right near where the '38 hurricane roared through. But how does Greg expect to support them?
Juan gave up traveling the world (admittedly not glamorous working on a ship) for two heathens, a baby, and Jessica in a hotel room in Outer Backscratch, Wyoming.
ETA: Outer Backscratch comes in a bit. I think this is Denver.