Jump to content

Type keyword(s) to search

Wiendish Fitch

Member
  • Posts

    2.7k
  • Joined

Posts posted by Wiendish Fitch

  1. It is dangerous to idealize the past. For every good or, dare I say it, better thing that existed, there were loads of things that weren't. I'm disgusted by people who wish we still lived in the 1950s. You know, the decade that had segregation, blacklisting, restrictions on women's' rights, and electroshock and fucking lobotomies were still being performed!

    The late Roger Ebert elaborates on this point much better than I can in his review of Pleasantville.

    • Like 14
    • Applause 5
  2. 4 hours ago, JustHereForFood said:

    I've seen a similar point being made about movies. That we remember the classics because they were the best, but that there was a lot of crappy movies that most people don't even know nowadays, except some movie enthusiasts. So we pay more attention to the mediocre movies now because we simply see more of them, but good movies are still being made as well. Also, people now complain a lot about blockbusters, but there were eras of westerns, action flicks, etc., so again nothing really new.

    It's funny you should say that, because Jerry Seinfeld recently had this to bitch about:

    “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, Cheers is on. Oh, M*A*S*H is on. Oh, Mary Tyler Moore is on. All in the Family is on,’” he told The New Yorker. “You just expected, there’ll be some funny stuff we can watch on TV tonight. Well, guess what—where is it? This is the result of the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people. 

    You'll notice he's talking about shows that are 40, 50 years old. It's rather telling that Seinfeld doesn't even mention sitcoms from the 90s (a great decade for them, IMO)... you know, the decade his own fucking sitcom was on?! This makes it looks like he's been stewing about this very trivial issue for nearly half a century. And we've had comedies from the 2000s onward! I realize that people still seem to prefer "dark n' gritty" (and true crime is huge), but sitcoms and comedies are still around. The reason they may not be as in high demand has nothing to do with "political correctness". It has everything to do with changing tastes, and good ol' supply and demand. Audiences's tastes change all the time. For all we know, we could have a sitcom renaissance ten years from now.

    Finally, Jerry... you dated a 17-year-old when you were 40. You have no right to cast stones at anybody or anything, so kindly take a damn seat. Oh, and your new movie sounds awful.

    I have no idea what to with people who complain about stuff like that, except maybe suggest they live in an underground bunker and never come out again.

    • Like 9
    • Fire 1
    • Applause 11
  3. 13 hours ago, Spartan Girl said:

    From Thumbelina:

    image.jpeg.972ea2221014e3ff594d252957990f98.jpeg
     

    Diva from Musical Hell summed it up best (between hysterical laughter): “Look at her! It’s like Queen Amidala had Lady Gaga design her confirmation gown!”

    Of course I’m not sure her “real” wedding dress was that much better. 
     

    image.thumb.jpeg.cffc0454f506ae2973ad229b2e97b18f.jpeg

    I mean, the gown is okay, but that thing around her head? Why did the animators have to keep giving her the stupidest hairdos? 

    It's never a good sign when your "ordinary" outfit is the best of the lot (see also: Ella Enchanted).

    Thumbelina_Don_Bluth.webp.931ca43735d3d8952bff825fb41e4567.webp

    • Like 2
  4. Why not have Josie's dress be endearingly frumpy, like her later outfits? Or the kind of dress that her parents definitely picked out for her because they're overprotective? Did it have to be such an eyesore??

    I realize that Never Been Kissed is supposed to be one of those "ugly duckling" stories, but there's a right way and wrong way to tell those stories! Besides, in the words of Sarah Millican, the ugly duckling was, in fact, "a perfectly lovely cygnet"!

    • Like 4
  5. What annoys me about Josie's prom dress is that, doing the math, she most likely would have graduated from high school in 1991 or 1992, but she's wearing a dress that all but screams "deep 1980s". I realize Josie's a nerd and hardly a fashion plate, but surely they could have done their homework and given her a more early '90s dress? It still could have been kind of tacky and dorky (early '90s fashions were barely an improvement over the 1980s). 

    It just feels like they were mining a cheap, easy laugh... and I don't want to laugh at an innocent person being humiliated!

    By the by, SpartanGirl, I also would have been okay if Josie decided to name drop Billy in her article. It's the least that little shit deserves.

    • Like 5
  6. Re: the aforementioned pet commercials

    Lord knows I sometimes prefer animals to people... but the problem with that attitude is that, like it or not, we do share the world with other people. If we don't attempt to connect and be civil with one another, humanity will only get worse, not better. 

    I get those commercials are going for a snidely comedic tone, but they just feel needlessly mean-spirited. 

    • Like 6
  7. I've never watched M.A.S.H., have zero interest in starting. 

    As much as I love Kathryn Hahn, I have ceased to care about that damn Agatha Harkness series (assuming if it ever actually sees the light of day). It's been too long, and some us are over the MCU.

     

    • Like 2
  8. Re: All in the Family and Roseanne

    I don't expect all TV shows to be all sunshine and pleasantness (I'm currently enjoying the heck out of Fallout), but I find TV shows and movies that just consist of people screaming at each other and seemingly nothing else to be utterly exhausting. 

    • Like 8
  9. 1 minute ago, shang yiet said:

    One thing which I find slightly annoying is celebrities or certain royals hiding the faces of their little children on the pictures they post and choose to release to the public. I don't care about their children anyway but still, what am I supposed to look at, the back of the kid's head? No thanks.

    Don't post any pics of your kids then, if you're so concerned about their privacy.

    Exactly. I have no idea what the children of Jennifer Lawrence, Anne Hathaway, or Adele look like... and that's just fine and dandy with me. 

    • Like 1
    • Applause 4
  10. I hope, if nothing else, at least a few people took away these lessons:

    Having an opinion does not make you special or heroic. You have the right to your opinion, but your opinion assuredly does not give you the right to bully others with impunity.

    Being interested in true crime does not make you a detective or a forensics expert. Take a damn seat and shut your noisemaker.

    Dare to question the people you watch or listen to. 

    Admitting you're wrong is not a weakness... it is, in fact, an admirable strength and the ultimate show of character.

    • Like 7
  11. In 1995, the reliably awesome Dan Hedaya played not one, but two great movie dads: Mel Horowitz in Clueless, and Joe Maretto in To Die For

    Mel may love and indulge his daughter, but he's no fool or pushover, and doesn't hesitate to lay down the law with Cher when needed. I honestly think that without the presence of Mel, Cher would be a thoroughly loathsome character. 

    Then there's Joe, who gives his blessing to his son Larry's marriage to Suzanne (despite everyone's very justified misgivings), and

    Spoiler

    when Suzanne drags the murdered Larry's name through the mud, Joe does what every parent of a wronged child wishes they could do: he orders a hit on Suzanne. You hurt his, he hurts you.

    I realize he movie does lean into a rather unfortunate stereotype, but considering that Suzanne 100% has it coming, I'm willing to overlook it. Oh, and Ileanna Douglas's character literally skating on Suzanne's icy grave? *chef's kiss*

     

    • Like 5
  12. 9 hours ago, Jaded said:

    No, Gina, Ingrid Bergman getting shunned by Hollywood after her affair with Roberto Rossellini was an "unnecessary cancellation"*.  People getting blacklisted by McCarthyism counts as an "unnecessary cancellation". You were a crappy employee who screwed up, so you got fired. And surely you of all people would agree that "no one is owed a job"?

     

    *Yeah, they took her back 7 years later, but I think my point stands.

    • Like 12
    • Applause 10
    • LOL 2
  13. I'm peeved that we don't live in a world where you can just be happy with your weight. We are bombarded by fat shamers, the diet industry, every facet of society telling us that we must, must, must be thinner.

    Too many people think hating yourself is some kind of virtue. 

    • Like 10
    • Applause 2
  14. Mr. Fitch and I loved watching The Tudors back in the day, but in retrospect... it was really a stupid show. The ludicrous miscasting left and right (Joss Stone as Anne of Cleves? Are you kidding me??), the nonsensical timeline (that one lady in waiting who didn't age a day in the course of literal decades), the obvious stupidity of not showing Henry VIII's physical deterioration until the very last episode (why?!?!), I now wonder why we bothered.

    I'm glad we now have shows like The Great, which loudly and proudly revel in how historically inaccurate they are, and don't take themselves so seriously.

    • Like 7
  15. 21 minutes ago, Ancaster said:

    More than once I've seen cars at convenience stores left with the engine running and a baby/child inside.

     

    I marvel at people who do that. I seriously want to scream when I hear people (even those who aren't even old) say they "come from a small town where there's no crime, everyone knows everyone, and you never lock your doors!"

    The willful naïveté of these people. Crime has literally always existed, and it exists everywhere. As @TattleTeeny said, just lock your damn door, even if you are positive that nothing will happen. I promise you will never regret it. 

    • Like 8
  16. 18 minutes ago, TattleTeeny said:

    People who don't shut the door behind them when coming into the house! This is the weirdest thing that some of my friends have done over the years, and I just don't get it! Happened today -- a friend is here doing some painting for us and, while the door was closed in the sense that it wasn't flung all the way open, it was not like all the way pushed into the frame; it was just kind of resting there (which means that when the common front door to the whole building is opened, it kind of bumps ours open). I don't understand why it's not a reflex to shut the door, like it would be at one's own house (I assume).

    Years ago, I had a couple of friends also guilty of this and more than once, my cat got outside. And it was terrible. Nothing bad happened and I always got him back, but it was terrible nonetheless and I hate even thinking about it decades later.

    That would drive me bats, too. I have no pets, but I'm mostly concerned with letting in insects. I live in the South, spring is upon us, and we get the indestructible bugs from Hell as soon as the weather stays warm. 

    • Like 7
  17. 45 minutes ago, Spartan Girl said:

    Calling him garbage is an insult to garbage.

    Yeah, garbage is stuff that once served a purpose. What meaningful purpose has Alex Jones ever served?

    I know I shouldn't watch this documentary, "outrage porn" isn't good for me, and yet, I just don't know how to quit...

    • Like 9
×
×
  • Create New...