Hotel Snarker

EWWW! Yeah no, I’m not watching that! This is how I can tell 90 Day is nearing the end.

This popped up on my Facebook feed, and I have to say there is no way I will be watching any of these couples. I am sick and tired of every single person on here. Nobody in this cast is worth snarking on. I am sure this season will be even worse than the last. Libby and Andrei were insufferable enough, but at least the trashy Potthast family was somewhat amusing to watch.

@JennyMominFL VERY VERY SORRY for your loss. You deserve a thousand hugs from me. 🫂

After the worst season of HEA finished, I made an oath to my tiny little brain: I will refuse to watch any future TV show or series starring Grossgela or Pred. My brain agreed to sign the oath and will not stray from it. Therefore, watching The Last Resort would be a violation of my mental oath.

Nobody nose who stole it.

We demand an immediate apology from Lorne Michaels and SNL for canceling Sinead because she called out the REAL enemy. DOGGONE IT 2023! Randy Meisner of the Eagles has died at 77. https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/27/entertainment/randy-meisner-death/index.html

Showed up on my Twitter feed. Ungrateful bitch! Oh, no way I’m coming back to watch this. I hear they’ve gotten way too grotesque with content lately and it’s been repulsive to people, rightfully so. I miss you snarkers, but I’m glad I quit when I did. Oh, and The Last Resort? PASS. PASS. I’LL PASS. No more Grossgela or Pred for me anymore.

Now, THIS was one I didn’t see coming. DAMMIT 2023! I remember 1990 like it was yesterday, and “Nothing Compares 2 U” was a favorite of just about every student in my dorm building. RIP Sinead. 😥

I need to blast The Wall a 13th time sometime this week. It’s THAT good, folks.

Where is JAWS when you need him? I hate Escott so much for making me feel some sort of sympathy for Lydia, especially when my natural inclination would be to clown on that beach scene: It’s time now for Lydia to live laugh love. April displayed a HUGE red flag this episode (among the many others she has been displaying all season). When she was asked what she loves most about him, she answered with things that he can do for her, not things she loves ABOUT him. Anytime anybody says that what they love most about you is what YOU can DO for THEM, just head for the hills. Juan’s right. Messica thinks that just because she's been a parent for nine years that it makes her a good parent. PLENTY of shitty parents. Her kids are god awful and she just laughs about it with a "boys will be boys" attitude. She does not discipline them at all, and they are going to grow up to be even worse as adults because of it. And the fact that she is unwilling to listen to his constructive and completely valid advice and would break up with him over it is ridiculous. He was the only sane person this season and I feel so bad that he's stuck with her. It isn't going to go well if he moves to Wyoming.

The season was blah but some scenes were at least entertaining and it was only over in an hour — quick! I’m trying to minimize my 90 Day withdrawal. So far, it hasn’t been too oppressive or overwhelming. That’s fine with me. I have read a lot of social media posts about the new season, making me realize that I do not need to waste two whole hours on nothing. Snarkville was the BEST, no doubt. To be honest, I think she said “Just go, Escott.” Either way, she put him down stat!

Haha, I actually just returned. We went to a very cool place in Gold Coast, Australian Outback Spectacular’s Heartland, which had fantastic actors and real animals and a nice dinner in the theater of steak and potatoes with cheese tarts. We saw my in laws in Brisbane, spent every single waking moment with them. We saw SeaWorld, the Australia Zoo (yes, Terri, Bindi, and Robert actually did entertain us at the Crocoseum). We ate many different types of food, from Middle Eastern to Turkish. The best part about it - every single restaurant offered gluten free and dairy free options for my daughter to enjoy! The one downside? The long flights. It was very uncomfortable especially for my daughter. I’m just closing the 90 Day chapter of my snark, since I have found out that I am way too good for this shit slog. TLC can go ahead and fart out what they can what with the new TOW season that puts different faces to old storylines. Oh, and fuck you Danielle.

Alright you all, the snark was fun while it lasted! I will see you around the forums. No, I am not going away from Primetimer forever. I will come back and make some small talk with you on certain occasions, so at least stick around for that. I hope you guys have an amazing summer and happy 4th. Peace out. ✌️ P.S. Oh, and fuck off Escott.

This would be my DREAM COME TRUE.