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Except I don't enjoy vomiting while I'm trying to watch TV.

If WE had any vision, they'd combine the two big "reality" genres...put these idiots in a ghost-hunting show. Brittany or Sarah would somehow manage to get knocked-up by an apparition, guaranteed. "At least my man fought in the Civil War...and he loves 'deez babies!"

Tony, the virologist! 😂 Hard to social distance with a front row chair at the Titty Haven Showbar.

Well, she made it a whole 24 hours. PS - That Tommy is creepy as hell. I'd be afraid he peeks in the honeymoon suite window.

Yeah, that's the only couple I can't really laugh at. Just sad/grim all around. The rest of the idiots? Fair game!

Indeed. When you look like Keith Richards' and Merle Haggard's love-child, you're doing something wrong.

Can't stand Andrea or Brittany. Wish the show was just Tony going to strip clubs and getting filmed by Tommy. Hahahahahahaha She won't even make it there, I'm betting. They stop for gas and she escapes to find the nearest meth house.

How can Andrea's kids - even the littlest one - be so much more articulate and rational than their mom?!

Tony busted already?!? He probably banged the KFC caterer under that boardwalk before Angela arrived.

Classic reality show yank...can't believe Tommy held his tongue. Those vows will last about 11 hours, tops.

The two of them would probably have a better go of it, and eject that tranquilized, balloon-knockered horseface from their lives.

Lacey suddenly getting soaked watching Chane doing the Jerry Springer/alpha dog schtick.

On the day of her wedding, Angela has to ask if there's anyone else in Tony's room/bed. Yeah, that's a strong sign the marriage is gonna be nothing BUT success and understanding! 😂 Angela's friends are supportive. That's a grim, haggard trio of women sitting in that room.

"I don't spy on people..." - Tommy, pulling out phone to video Tony's STD-infused Cagney & Lacey lap dance.

Exactly. On this show, condoms only serve the purpose to trigger cheating allegations/drama (like that woman finding them in the guy's coat). None of these people would ever consider actually employing one to prevent additional "'deez babies". That said, I can't wait for 9pm. 😂 Looking forward to that beach wedding...you know nothing's going to go right/normal.

Lack of Impulse Control Theatre. Every doofus on this show is struggling with the condition...just one moronic decision/action after another. I guess that's how they wound up in the can to begin with, but then what does that say about their significant others and THEIR warped decision-making (in)abilities? PS - Take a drink every time one of these Nobel candidates says "'deez babies" (referencing their children)...you'll be unconscious on the floor in about 25 minutes.

Signed up here just to chime in about this. WE exists only for Law & Order re-runs in my eyes, but plans fell through Friday evening and I found myself watching this show for the first time, 3-4 back-to-back, including the newest one. I've never laughed at a so-called sitcom or standup routine any harder than I did this show. After about one-and-a-half episodes, I was hooked. I HAD to see what happened to these people next. I needed six showers afterwards, but still...a small price to pay for such solid entertainment/laughs. From what little I've seen, there are only two people associated with the show who possess a functioning brain: that grubby guy's mom and the hotel manager. Tony is just...well, he's special, isn't he? Plot twist: when Tommy "objects" during the wedding next Friday, he'll also confess his love for Tony. All this stuff about being that old woman's friend is just a smokescreen. If my future wedding planner isn't sporting some righteous Liberty overalls, I ain't interested. PS - Is that horseface, balloon-knockered blonde tranquilized? Is she the alleged "sex appeal" for the show? Because...well, she has none. I've never looked more forward to an approaching Friday night in my LIFE...I know nothing's really going to happen and I know it's all just ginned-up playacting, but it sure is funny.