[Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore]

8 minutes ago, Sandy W said:

She should also be able to extract her share of interest in Coyote Pass.  I believe the land has appreciated since they purchased and if it has been legally separated into individual parcels, she should be able to force him to buy out her equity or sell that lot to redeem her share.

Gosh, it would make me so happy if Robyn and Kody had to sell their woodland McMansion and find a new downgrade ‘Rennal’ (Robyn speak)  to pay Christine out for the land or anything else she’s owed. Who knows how their finances are intertwined, but they already owe money and they are losing a chunk of that TLC cash and pyramid scheme money now to Christine. *Rubs hands together gleefully*

[Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore]

Typical Kody.  ‘She has made the decision to leave’ - never one to take any responsibility for the state of the (spirit) marriage. 

He is a dismissive, misogynistic weasel focused entirely on his own happiness. The way he has iced out the other wives from love (that aren’t Robyn) is emotional abuse.  The plan to be monogamous, was just to beat them down emotionally until they make the decision to leave, so he (and Robyn) don’t look like the bad guys.  

‘Committed parent?’ Hahahahahahahahahaha. Kody will continue to sit on his ass helicoptering over Robyn’s kids and catering to their every whim, whilst forgetting any other child exists, as always. 
 

[Spoiler, Speculation and Social Media]

16 hours ago, Kbo said:

So nice to see you @Sofa Sloth!  

😘 Aw thanks @Kbo! Just trying to check in here occasionally to keep up with the Brown’s drama.  

[Spoiler, Speculation and Social Media]

[S10.E26: Bonded for Life]

On 6/28/2021 at 7:23 AM, Cinnabon said:

A “broken” home? 

Sorry I’m from Australia 😂  it’s slang for being raised without both parents in the same home because of parent separation. Not very nice term actually when I think about it, I should probably not have used it, but it’s Kail, so meh. 
https://www.dictionary.com/browse/broken-home

[S10.E26: Bonded for Life]

Kailyn is pure selfish. She already has a litter of boys growing up in a broken home, she doesn’t need more children. Of course she’s not thinking about what’s best for those boys, she’s only thinking now she has an excuse to have IVF and do gender selection for that elusive girl, without being judged for it and she doesn’t have to risk yet another boy naturally.

Bringing up the fertility factor on her podcast as if it applies to her, is a ginormous slap in the face to anyone with PCOS actually suffering from that symptom. Obviously she’s not one that suffers from fertility issues 🙄 Plenty of people - herself, teen mom Maci, posh spice  - have had no fertility problems with PCOS. It MAY cause problems for some and it MAY make it harder to lose weight just as it can cause hirsuitism, acne and diabetes but I don’t see her with any of those symptoms either -  it’s extremely easy to misdiagnose PCOS also just saying, as there’s no definitive test for it.
It absolutely shouldn’t be a crutch for her weight gain - the simple mathematical calorie input and output still apply here -  PCOS or not, if you overeat or eat poorly, it’s still on you. It’s actually more important than ever for her to lose her lard ass with diet and exercise  if she wanted to relieve any  PCOS symptoms. 

This ‘diagnosis’ is a convenient sympathy grab,  to try and detract viewers from the fact she’s a domestic abuser and anti-vax selfish POS heifer. 

[S15.E10: Polygamy Hell]

On 4/20/2021 at 5:22 AM, laurakaye said:

 I tried to make them understand how hard my life was with all of them bugging the ever-loving crap outta me but women!  Amirite?  So THEY left ME!  But you're still gonna let me and Robyn onto Planet Kody, right?  Right?  Hey!!  Wait - noooooooooooooo don't shoot me into outer spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.............."

Coffee literally came out of my nose whilst reading that last part! 😆 You are such a visionary, I love you. 

The idea of old age Kody and Robyn being brutally denied access to their celestial afterlife planet paradise, to instead spend eternity tumbling through the universe endlessly, is just mwah! 💋👌🏼 

[S15.E08: Can I Light You Up?]

Robyn:   ‘I make bomb lasagna and bomb cheesecake’  

Oh honey no. You have absolutely no business using that sentence (even if you are 10 years younger than the other wives as you like to remind us all). Yeesh, what a cringe. 

[Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears]

Poor little Areola inherited Kody’s whole actual face. It’s quite disturbing looking at a pint sized female Kodouch - complete with bad hair. It seems she has some kind of untamed mullet happening, reminds me of the time I cut my own hair at her age 😂

I’m sure she’ll grow up into an attractive girl like most of her sisters, but those Kodouch genes are strong right now. 

[S15.E05: Polygamists in a Pandemic]

Kody teaching his grown children to wipe their butts was a new low in content, even for this bunch. I was flummoxed when Kody says he plunges all their house’s toilets, multiple times? I’ve never plunged a toilet in my life! What are these people doing to block all these toilets on the regular? Perhaps it just confirms they are all full of s***💩 

While I get Meri’s maternal instincts, Mariah is a grown 25 year old and lives a three day road trip away; she shouldn’t have even entertained her mother’s offer to come move her, or need to have it vetoed by her douche-lord dad, who was called in for the ‘emergency’. Clearly the less people traipsing around unnecessarily in a pandemic, the better. Meri enables Mariah. She was obviously capable of arranging her own move with her fiancée (especially when it’s just moving back in with mommy 🙄). 

My only other takeaway from this borefest episode, was Christine sure has a lot of counter-top electrical appliances, for one so afraid of them. 

[S15.E04: The Basement Wife]

6 hours ago, Sandy W said:

All the colors of the rainbow I'm sure.  Just in case anyone missed it, did you know they are Gay...

Whoa whoa whoa!! Spoiler alert would have been nice there Sandy! Next thing you’ll be tellingk us, Meri was once talking online with a bad woman, who was pretending to be a man. Be great if they covered all this completely  untouched stuff, on an episode now and then 😉   

I personally couldn’t care less to see self righteous ME-riah and her chubby clone lap dog’s weddingk planning, but I guess that’s literally all this show has to offer us now. Like Counting On, it will just be an endless parade of weddingks and babies (with a few moving trucks and wives passive aggressively side-eyeing and shading each other), until the sorry end.

I usually find Christine the most tolerable and relatable wife, but the last two seasons she’s become totally neurotic. The theatrical voice gymnastics and alternative low whispering and random loud booming, combined with weird annunciations like adding ‘ink’ endings to all ‘ing’ words are grating ... Soz Christine but wouldn’t shower at your house either, that kind of dramatic energy would be exhausting. She needs to follow her mum Annie’s lead, and just leave the lifestyle before she becomes any more bitter. 

Bless, old Mare and her feigned ignorance  about who the Queen B was in their Leeeehi household - If you’re just sittin’ there not sure who it was, it was probably you...ya know? She who demanded an equal share of the family pot, taking resources that could have been better utilised/shared amongst the multiple kids, to instead spend them on her one spoilt heir baby pudge (and 8 spirit kids).  I remember Kody saying once in an episode  ‘Mariah doesn’t beg me for new shoes or clothes anything like Aspyn or Maddie do’. Well duh you pubic-haired bonehead, I wonder why? It’s almost like funds aren’t distributed evenly and fairly between your dependants, causing deep family inequalities, rifts and resentments or something. 🙄

From old Queen B to the new one - at least she didn’t try to fake sob this episode, over how pure her sacrificial and saintly love for the other wives is. JK she totally did. 

Meanwhile I keep tuning in. I hate myself. 

 

[Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears]

On 3/5/2021 at 7:22 AM, Normades said:

I think you meant, What a dill. 

 

I’m just sittin’ here kicking myself for that missed opportunity...for rill. 

[S15.E03: Robyn the Peacemaker]

Robyn: ‘It wouldn’t be appropriate for one of us to lead’  🙄 The ‘pink elephant’ in the room is that SHE does lead everything though, via her subtle manipulation tactics and vice-like grip on Kody’s (probably) ramen-pubed balls.

Kody is clearly only living with her at this point and only invested in things that concern her.

She subtly got the legal marriage and was responsible for the demise of previous top dog wife, masterminded the move from Vegas to Flagstaff, got her first choice of property Coyote pass, massive rental house there... then all the fake fighting/eye-booger crying about not wanting to buy a mansion and take from her fellow sister wives, because  ‘god will provide a rennal’, so many classic examples of her stealth.

She only inserts herself in Kody and Meri’s relationship to make herself look good as ‘the peacemaker’ saint sister wife and because Meri’s zero threat to her. 

Anyone catch the obvious nose touch when she stated ‘I go days without seeing Kody/he hasn’t been around’.  Body language says ‘LIE!’ Christine’s said he’s not at her house, so she’s trying to play the ‘oh me too sister wife, I get it’ card. Where is he then Robyn?  With Meri? Phffttt, I think not. Such a master manipulator. 

[Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears]

 
Yes please! Sign me up for an overpriced frumpy, dumpy smock, so I can get a unhygienic simple kid’s lunch-box snack covered in dog hair, arrive with it. What a deal! 🙄

[Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore]

How many of these stupid pyramid schemes can Christine push on her fans at one time? This family has a finger in every dodgy pie, it’s unbelievable!

 
 

 

Interestingly she’s also pushing the My Sister Wife’s Closet joolry on her social media, despite the website being down. Almost like it’s their very own start-up pyramid scheme...🤔Either that or just offloading the inventory, hopefully it’s the latter. 

[Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore]

On 2/27/2021 at 1:45 PM, Teafortwo said:

You could be right, but don't forget that what we're seeing in the "new" season was filmed last summer at the latest. I'd like to think she's actually slimmed down rather than using the angles in her pix.

I agree, I think it’s genuine weight loss in the last year. Christine doesn’t tend to filter herself in any sense and never has. Meri is all about her vanity pride and ‘walls’ and tries to control the way she’s perceived, but Christine seems to be fairly open and genuine - plus if she knew how to tune her body in my opinion, she’d filter her face too (which she clearly doesn’t). That’s where most people start, when editing pictures. Body tuning is much harder. 

[Spoiler, Speculation and Social Media]

18 hours ago, DakotaJustice said:

This made me laugh so hard!! Genius.

 

Meri’s little bit at the end. I’m just sittin’ here hysterically laughing 😂 

[Mykelti]

On 2/20/2021 at 7:48 AM, HighlandWarriorGrl said:

She is looking very, very nice lately with her natural coloring and modest makeup.  If we could just get her to stop squaring off the inside of her eye brows now, she would look soft and natural.  She really is a pretty girl, just misguided on what looks good on her.  The squared off eye brows look clunky and harsh on an otherwise natural look.

 

On 2/20/2021 at 7:59 AM, MargeGunderson said:

Agree about the eyebrows. Do you think those are micro bladed, or does she draw them in that way? Hopefully the latter so she can change them. Also, enough with the black eyeliner on all of them. A less harsh brown or copper would look nice.

She really is a pretty girl! Her natural colouring is stunning! It’s very sad she adds in those unnatural copper tones. I very much doubt those eyebrows are microbladed. She’s achieved those herself, by form of over powdering and pencilling plus a bad home-shaping. No professional would send their client out like that, or they shouldn’t be practicing!  

I gave Mykelti a quick photoshop makeover here below (ala Meri 😉), restoring her natural hair colour and showing what her eyebrows would/should look like (if I could get hold of her and give her a proper tint and shape)! To be fair her eyebrows are an unusual shape and that’s genetic, but they certainly could look muuucch better. Mykelti - call me! 📲 😆 

 

[Leon Brown: So Here's Me]

On 2/1/2021 at 10:02 AM, Cetacean said:

Do unto others a tenet of pretty much every religion on earth.

[Mykelti]

Meh. I like this one more. 

No offence to Ysabel, but she should probably consider another career.  Pic badly focused and blurry especially in her face, the background needs the shelving unit edited out, her heads cropped too much, it would look better full-length or waist length and straightened up, it’s just an awkward composition. 
Facial expression is off also, her slightly open mouth looks like she’s sneering and drooling on her taco bebe.
Dresses usually look better lighter coloured and flowy for a maternity shoot, that looks like something you’d wear in your late-thirties to a bar for after work drinks, to get sloshed and dance on tables in.
Soz Mykankles. Not a fan of your budget maternity shoot basicly. 

[Christine Brown Woolley: Nacho Sister Wife Anymore]

https://youtu.be/1Lk7g6-AQOs

I just realised I hadn’t been able to find this Tell All episode in the Sister Wives back catalogue anymore,  so I went and searched it on you tube, just to make sure my memory served me correctly and it really existed! OMG it’s worse than I remembered. Poor Christine, the gonads on this guy! What an absolute jackass! 

[Robyn Brown: She wanted the family, but got stuck with the man.]

5 hours ago, Kbo said:

I’ve noticed the editing monkeys at work on several episodes, actually. Remember the infamous episode where Robyn talks about her cookie?  They took that out, and I was sorely disappointed. 

Wow weird. I wouldn’t have thought the Brown’s would have had enough clout with the network to remove scenes they were embarrassed by. Perhaps the network did it to save themselves from being implicated in Kodouch’s parental negligence of not getting Truely medical care sooner or something, or maybe the Brown’s negotiated some editing in lieu of payment for the latest seasons (as it was widely reported they took a big pay cut?)

I have personally noticed, I can no longer find the the Tell All episode where they discuss Kody saying he was not attracted to Christine when they first met and also the Tell All where Christine runs away upset because she can’t bear to hear the question asked to Robyn whether she will have more kids, and then when she returns, the host states the Browns refuse to answer any questions about future children as it’s an upsetting topic for them. Those episodes seem to have disappeared from the back catalogue here in Australia at least. 

[Jessa, Ben and Their Brood: Making a (Diaper) Mountain out of a Mold House]

Bin: “Hey what if you couldn’t touch the ocean or feel the sand or hear the waves, what if God didn’t make all that? have you guys ever thought about that? ...”

Um No Bin. 🙄 They haven’t thought about that. Because they’re fricken preschoolers, not middle-aged philosophers. Just skip the age inappropriate sermons and just let them watch a cartoon already. Poor confused little things.

[Meri Brown and her Wet Bar of Tears]

21 hours ago, Cetacean said:

Not sure I would call them innocent.  More like stupid.  Or clueless.

You’re right, poor choice of word.

I was trying to convey there are some people who use an elevated position or celebrity unselfishly, for the greater good - thinking more of how they can give back and serve those who put them in their lofty position,  AND then there’s the Browns - who are in it to grift all they can for themselves, no matter what vulnerable people they stamp over to get it from.

These greedy vultures use their platform to dupe fans into pyramid schemes for their own gain and at their fans detriment...the mind boggles and I don’t know how else to describe it. 🤯

[S15.E01: Being Strong or Being a Bitch]

32 minutes ago, LucyEth said:

What happened there, anyone know?  I did read something about most of the adult children not liking Meri but there was no  detail.  

Maddie was working for Meri in her Lularoe pyramid scheme downline in 2018-ish, right before Axel was born and Meri put out a passive aggressive social media post out, the gist of which, stated some Lularoe retailers are lazy and don’t work hard enough to make their business successful. Maddie immediately fired off these tweets...

...before shutting down her Twitter account entirely and Meri deleted her post. Maddie reportedly switched to someone else’s Lularoe downline (Christine’s?) which may have triggered the feud, before abandoning it for good. They don’t follow each other on Instagram or seem to have any relationship since, I believe this bad blood was likely the real reason Meri wasn’t at Axel’s birth and they all danced around it on the season. When Kody talked about Meri needing to fix poor relationships with the kids last season this is the one he’s referring too. Interestingly Audrey (and Mariah by extension) were also in Meri’s downline and abandoned Lularoe not long after also.