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I grew up in Idaho Falls during the 1970's-1983 and NO Mormons are not this gullible. I don't buy the "oh, shucks" routine from the parents at all.
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Don't let the door hit you on your botched ass.
Briana DeJesus Threatens to Leave ‘Teen Mom 2’: ‘Find Another Mom to Boss Around’
From In Touch Weekly:
QuoteShe’s ready to pack her bags. Briana DeJesus threatened to leave Teen Mom 2 while blasting MTV in scathing tweets on Tuesday, September 29, claiming the network only shows certain moments to boost ratings and intensify the drama.
“Lol f–k MTV,” the reality star, 26, wrote. “They love to choose and pick what matters and what doesn’t matter. I don’t get paid enough to be treated like s–t compared to these other self-centered bitches! I’m OK with not filming.”
Briana highlighted she has been the “easiest person” to work with. “I give MTV my all and I’m very transparent with a lot of things. I hate when they dangle s–t in my face or give me ultimatums. Y‘all can suck my d–k and find another mom to boss around. I got my house and that’s all I needed! Bye now!” the mom of two declared after her ex Devoin Austin voiced his own complaints with the editing.
Earlier this month, the Florida native revealed she only loves Luis for their daughter Stella’s sake in an exclusive interview with In Touch.
“Is there anything that will ever happen between us again? Most definitely not,” she said. “He is the father of my child, so I don’t want to talk badly [about] him.”
“I was angry with Luis,” she admitted, “but I care for him because he is the father of my child.” Briana added, “I don’t know why we got romantically involved, but it didn’t last very long, so I don’t even think that matters anymore.”
In Touch has reached out to MTV for comment, but did not hear back by the time of publication.
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I think there is a very special place in Hell for people who abuse children and animals. Trigger warning: David ate one of the baby goats.
Also part three of the propaganda series I have something to say is up. I won't waste my time watching it. I'll just let The Ashley give us the highlights.
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The coven really enjoyed hearing about the booty call. That's the closest the coven will ever come to having anything resembling a sex life.
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The Grace Report focuses on a horrific detail from Jenelle's propaganda video in part two.
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Here is a summary of Jenelle's first installment of her "docuseries", courtesy of Reddit:
Quoter/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2
•Posted by
u/buritters
Everything is FINE
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A shitty summary of Jenelle’s first documentary video
JENELLE
Edit: I went to edit the post and half of it got deleted! I actually went and endured the last thirty minutes of this video AGAIN just to repost. I’m sorry for those who looked and were confused of where it went! I did the best I could to retype! The video is back up but please DO NOT give her views as it puts money in her pocket! Thank you so much for the nice comments and awards so far!
For those of you who can’t stand to watch this near 50 minute long video, I did it for you. I wanted to skim this bullshit at first but the dramatic opener got me interested to see this nonsense. Please don’t give her the views. I just wanted to see these idiots in real time. So here is some key points if any of you are curious. This might be biased but fuck Jenelle. I wanna die now. I’ll watch the rest if she posts them and share more summaries if y’all need them. We’ll see!
• Video begins with a clip of Ensley crying. Then Jenelle fake crying and falling to the floor. No clue what the hell it was about yet.
• Cut to Jenelle claiming this series will be about the CPS investigation and how they RUINED her entire life. More fake tears. Here we go.
• David blabs on about how Nugget was not nice to the children. Would bite at feet and chase the kids and try to bite them. The incident with Ensley was apparently not the first. Claims that everybody in the area puts down dogs for this reason and so he found nothing wrong with it. And he always did it that way in his family. He says he wishes it didn’t go down the way it did but it was necessary.
• Jenelle is fake crying again. Sobbing her eyes out about CPS taking her kids away. Kaiser’s grandmother took him from school and she got a voicemail from his teacher. CPS apparently came for no reason. She names the social worker and said what she said was illegal. Not gonna share her name cause she’s openly slandering her.
• Video Jenelle filmed of her going to get Kaiser. Talking to a CPS worker. Then they drove to get him. Jenelle tells David to not flip out. She gets out of the car to go knock. No answer.
• Jenelle was trying to “blow up” Nathan and his mother’s phone about Kaiser. She says she felt soooooo helpless not being able to get him back. She called the police and then calls this social worker saying they had no grounds and no paperwork and blah blah. She names another social worker and calls her out. She contacted her lawyer. More trying to sound threatening towards these social workers.
• A clip of Jenelle talking to Kaiser through video call. Kaiser said he was gonna stay with his grandma forever. Poor thing. I wanna hug him.
• Now Barb is talking. She says she kept Jace from Jenelle cause of this CPS thing. There were calls made to CPS and this was why Kaiser was taken from school and to his grandmother. She says this whole situation was weird. She said it was a surprise and there was nothing going on.
• Jenelle cries about how she couldn’t see her kids on Mother’s Day. A modern day tragedy. She says she called her lawyer for an update on CPS case. They were gonna go to court and write a judgement. Uses the social worker’s name again. She gets paperwork on the case.
• Allegations came out. Jace said he didn’t like David’s anger. The dog incident. And then Kaiser said he was interviewed in front of his teacher. He said he didn’t like David coming to school for when he’s in trouble. Says there was no HITTING or NEGLECT. And that the there were other “little allegations” in the papers. That David’s anger is the only reason they took the kids away. Claims she would show us all the paperwork.
• Says CPS scared and FORCED her to sign custody of Jace over to her mother cause she was SO afraid. She says she didn’t even read the papers. She says bring ANYTHING against her cause she will fight it. Says she was backed into a corner and was insecure for YEARS. Says MTV owned her. People would call CPS for years. All investigations were closed. You know. The norm. She has nothing to hide. She has no secrets. She says not to believe the media. ONLY believe her.
• Manager called her to tell her MTV was letting her go. David is back. He said they should not have dropped Jenelle cause of his actions. Apparently MTV did not directly tell them they were fired. He says people on the show abuse everything and everyone. He says it’s fishy. Says Jenelle didn’t do anything wrong.
• David proceeded to tell us all he was shitting his brains out and throwing up. Jenelle was too while in New York. He threatened MTV by saying he would come there to get her himself. They supposedly would not let her leave and were holding her hostage. He was pissed. He says they shouldn’t take his threats so seriously. Laughs about it. Jokes, amirite?
• Babs was let go after Jenelle. Also said it was not fair. She calls out Amber. Also subtly calls out some other girls and said they had racial comments. She talks about all of this crap that went down on social media and how MTV has favoritism.
• Gonna note here that one of the kids tried to come into the room where they were filming. Jenelle proceeded to yell at them to GET OUT and she’s FILMING. I’m cracking up that she left this in.
• Babs said her and Jenelle have a better relationship. CPS is not getting called. Stories aren’t being made up. Life is moving on. Jenelle apparently has opportunities. She talks about the incident with Nessa at the reunion. She says she wouldn’t shut up about her boyfriend. Claims this incident was planned and set up by MTV to put Jenelle in a bad light. Babs said that someone was on Jenelle’s social media and posted that thing about Colin. No surprise they stuck to this story. Then Jenelle had to go to the hospital cause she was so SO so SICK. It was all a setup so Jenelle would look bad.
• Babs finally shuts up after blabbing about what happened at the reunion for ten minutes. Now more about Jenelle getting let go. How they said David was gonna shoot them all. Shoot this. Shoot that. She says he was scary at that time. She doesn’t condone his behavior. And he would never murder anyone. MTV wouldn’t film what they wanted to. Everything was edited. The editing made her look bad. It was hard for her to watch Jenelle.
• Jenelle says she gave it her all. She says she tried EVERYTHING. They denied her suggestions. She slanders Kristen, her producer. She said she didn’t trust her. She held a guard up cause she was being fake. Says she would befriend her and go behind her back. She was upset when she was let go but told MTV she wanted to go. Stressed and depressed. Boo boo poor me. Nothing was ever GOOD ENOUGH. Nonstop fake crying.
• She said it was unfair of her to be filmed doing heroin and overdosing. To be filmed stealing her mom’s credit cards. It was WRONG. Says she was thrown away. She wants to know what she did. She wants an EXPLANATION.
• She feels freedom and relief being fired. Excuse me. LET GO. She says she supposedly learned over the years to not be vocal and post about her life online. Big LOL. More playing the victim. Whines about how people keep telling her how her and David should divorce. How her kids should be safe. And how her and David are psycho. She says it was too much. She has a voice now. She isn’t scared to talk anymore.
• Amber is again brought up. She questions what she did that was SO bad and SO scary and hurtful to be replaced. She says it was an experience. She wants to keep sharing her life.
• The video closes out with her thanking ALL the fans and for all of the INCREDIBLE support. Babs says they sold their souls. They are peaceful now. Jenelle claims MTV would have had the highest rated season if they filmed the CPS investigation. This was a VICTORY and they won. Gag. End video.
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On 8/4/2020 at 8:46 PM, ilovebeaarthur said:
The world won’t bend to fit your needs.
Amen a billion times. I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in 1993 and I consider myself to be "one of the lucky ones", but that has a lot to do with using medication properly, not drinking, using street drugs, having any children, being celibate, and having a family that wouldn't coddle me. I had to bend. The world won't and if you can't work, life on SSDI sucks immeasurably.
I've been able to work full time and get a master's degree. People can live with mental health problems, but it takes a lot to live with it harmoniously. I've had some crappy times and it wasn't a straight line of recovery by any means. It's a lot of medication, side effects, and therapy.
Therapy provides coping skills. Therapy is not optional. Meds alone will take a person far, but minus coping skills and some insight, it'll be harder than it has to be. Xanax can stop working and turn on you like an angry cat if you rely on it way too much.
Good luck Chelsea. Four kids. Hormones. Postpartum blues. And a camera there to capture it all!
But wait! There's more!!! They'll all become teenagers too. Enjoy.
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Indulge me for a moment. I think this story is a huge set up. My conspiracy theory is that one of Jenelle's friends agreed to be pistol-whipped by Lurch. I know! I know! Stay with me. That cele-whatever site is a clickbait site. Sure, Lurch was arrested. But nothing ever sticks to him. Who wants to bet the charges will be dismissed at the victim's request? So, of course he was harrested. But nothing, I mean nothing ever sticks, and no disrespect to the state of North Carolina....but this happened in North Carolina. I'm amazed those cowardly cops set foot on The Land to fetch him for a mugshot at the right price, or cut from the clickbait proceeds.
Jenelle has a new online venture. $75.00 a pop for a sense of bonding and connection, which her brain dead fans can't possibly pass up. This is the kind of story that will open up a lot of wallets. Jenelle can carry on with the usual theatrics and then return to him when she's tired of having to pretend to care for her children. Their lungs must need a break from all of that swamp mold. This whole thing is probably a well-timed scam. Since when does Lurch hit men? He only beats children, women, and murders puppies.
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7 hours ago, woodscommaelle said:
Catelynn and Tyler are a bunch of judgmental assholes.
Besides the obvious of being utterly fucking out of his mind, can someone please diagnose Dmitri for me?
There are a lot of things that are unacceptable after your mid-twenties. Here's my list.
- Codependent behavior with family and friends.
- Trying to make the dick of the week legitimate in the eyes of family and friends.
- Propping up addicts who don't want to be sober to make you feel good and charitable.
- Letting serial killer material into your home and exposing family and friends to said serial killer material.
- Acting out mommy and daddy issues with your friends.
- Cursing instead of speaking in complete sentences.
And here's what unacceptable at all times:
- Living off of and exploiting your children WHO are the breadwinners of the family.
- Depriving your children of safety and privacy.
- Making the children you live off of jump through hoops to go to private school when you couldn't pass basic courses in community college.
- Neglecting the children you live off of.
- Abandoning the children you live off of to your own fuck up parents.
If this stale reality TV show was filmed in the crummy apartments or trailers these people could afford based on their own gumption, brains, and talent, it would be a more authentic experience. Remember teens, thou art trash, and unto the trash you will return when this stale show is finally cancelled.
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What a horrendous story. I'm pro-choice, but this is just downright evil, not just her, but that idiot mother and "representative" too. Corey is lucky to have Miranda and Jeff in his life.
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PreggyBrain?
I understand he's a domestic abuse survivor, but is it terrible that now I want to punch him?
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Outfuckingstanding:
QuoteWell, Kieffa, we see ya ended up behind bars…AGAIN!
Kieffer Delp— one of the most-notable former soulmates of Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans— was arrested yet again, just six days after he was paroled following a two-year prison stay!
In August 2018, Kieffer was sentenced to 18-36 months in Pennsylvania prison after he was caught running a meth lab out of his apartment (as you do). He had been sitting in prison until last Tuesday, when he was granted parole after spending about 18 months in the clink.
Kieffer was to be on supervised parole (which most likely meant he wasn’t able to leave the state of Pennsylvania without permission from his parole officer). However, after just six days of freedom, “Kieffa” went to his home state of New Jersey, where he was picked up in Salem for jumping bail.
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On 1/26/2020 at 11:43 AM, christie said:
I imagine that being at Chelsea's beck and call, having to pamper, prop her up and reassure her must be quite tiring. I wouldn't want to do it.
Codependent behavior and unemployment are not a good look on any (kept) man. Does she have his balls in a jar under the sink? And that mullet is horrific.
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16 hours ago, TeeMo said:
If Jenelle wasn’t such a shit human the photo David took of her would almost make me feel a little sad for her. She looks like she has aged 10 years and there is a tragic sadness in her face which is markedly different from her usual expression of defiant stupidity mixed with confused evil.
That's the perfect description. Defiant stupidity. Confused evil.
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4 hours ago, Scarlett45 said:
Leah and Jeremy aren’t working out because Jeremy doesn’t want to be with her (not that I blame him). He was fine hooking up and hanging out sometimes but that’s it. I don’t think he ever led Leah on or made him think he wanted to be with her, that she did all on her own.
Here's the thing about break-ups that I live by after years of back and forth like all of these chicks: it's one strike and you are out. This isn't baseball. Even if I had kids with someone, they would never cross the threshold of my home ever again. I'm pretty much of the Miranda Hobbes School of Breakups: We didn't work out. Please stop existing.
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On 11/16/2019 at 2:03 PM, Christina87 said:
I wonder how Cole's family feels about this! Being a stay at home dad is awesome, but I get the feeling he's staying home because Chelsea can't handle daily life, and probably begged him to quit for a while. I'd be concerned if my hypothetical son quit his career to help his wife get through the day, because she's not really an adult.
She probably called and interrupted his work all the time anyway, just like she used to do to Daddy Randy. Can you imagine having a dentist who would drop everything to go comfort his sniveling daughter?
I'm pretty much mentally stuck in the 1950's and don't think much of a man who doesn't work, especially if he is more than capable of doing so. This show is on life support and he's going to need to think seriously about the choices he's making and if enabling Chelsea's spoiled, entitled, narcissistic behavior is going to help the marriage until death do them part.
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I hope it's true.
But I seriously doubt it.
I'm having flashbacks to when she was sneaking around with Kieffer.
She "filed papers". That could just mean she wiped her @$$ for all we know.
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If you're in need of some laughs at the Eason's expense, check out Nugget Studios on YouTube. DJ Nugget in da house! This channel has also set Jimmy Buffet's classic song "You're An Asshole" to Swamp Monster's atrocious posturing.
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DJ Nugget in da house! First video from Nugget Studios
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Oh, my God. Every upload is worse than the one before. I wonder how many more W /out a Crystal Ball has more to release?
I just want to vomit.
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You know what isn't fair, Barb? Murdering an innocent dog. Know what also isn't fair, Barb? The turmoil, chaos, and abuse that's going on in your daughter's home because of your toxic daughter and her white nationalist piece of shit husband.
I'd like to invite Barb to STFU. Forever. Barb's own shitty parenting and lack of boundaries are the real problem. Any compassion I ever felt for her evaporated. Doing her bitch of a daughtah's dirty work shows tells me everything I ever need to know about her real intentions for the past ten years. Poor Jace. He should have been put up for adoption.
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But seriously, that's some comedy gold right there. A grown man, taking an infant, to an exhibition about the samurai period (a detail he includes simply to emphasize how erudite he is), having a panic attack because swords. I'm sorry, guys, that's funny to me. I feel like the next tweet mentions the docent having to comfort him, then he and James go to an oxygen bar followed by goat yoga to calm the fuck down. Andrew, I feel for your experience, but you are a total douche.
We are not bad people. That was hilarious and I laughed out loud. I had to come here to share my feelings about Andrew's PTSD moment.
I've developed a bit of a girl crush on Katie from Without a Crystal Ball and I wish Grace from The Grace Report wasn't so busy with her day job to give this story more YouTube vlogging time. Hopefully both of them can also blast Barb Evans too. But I digress.
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Ted Bundy: Falling For A Killer - General Discussion
in Ted Bundy: Falling For A Killer
I loved this documentary series. It answered a lot of questions I've always had about this case. I knew Ted had a girlfriend with a daughter, but they were a mystery to me. Molly really touched my heart and I'm glad Liz got sober. What really moved me was to hear from the families of the victims, especially George Ann Hawkin's best friend.