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Im going to play Devil's Advocate here for a moment. Kalani is a moderately attractive, could be quite quite attractive if she were a bit thinner. Im guessing she was thinner when she was younger. (Follow me, here) I'm not sure how many of you grew up in Orange County California or have just lived there as adults, but I'll tell you, the culture, socially, is sexually laxed, REGARDLESS OF RELIGION. I grew up in Utah and Orange County in Mormon communities and I'll tell you that the kids are so repressed that sinning and sex are the FIRST things they turn to as an act of rebellion. (Now, I'm not saying, but I'm saying) .... I HIGHLY doubt Kalani was a 30 year old virgin from Southern California. She doesn't look that bad, she was getting laid somewhere. Her sister knew she was no virgin when she went to Samoa and met Asuelu. I think Kalani was drinking and partying and hooked up with Asuelu (who is a very simple minded, country, man boy) and whoever else. For whatever reason, Kalani got knocked up, she forgot her pill, the condom broke, Ausuelus pullout game is weak, whatever the reason, it happened. Remember they're a super religious family. In order for Kalani to save face she needed to tell her family about meeting the father of her child falling in love with him and giving her "virginity" to him on a magical night and a miracle happened! She was pregnant! This wouldn't have been such a problem but Ausuelu (as good of a guy as he is) he is just a simple island guy. He loves "his" child and Kalani. By the way, while we're on the subject has there been a DNA test done on the kid? Just saying, Ausuelu could be getting set up to be the fall guy just to save Kalanis honor. By the way, the kid looks nothing like Ausuelu. And another fact I wouldn't be surprised to find out is that Sister knew about the whole lie. Her and Kalani probably hatched it over text messages. That's why sister was so upset when Asuelu finally made it here, because sister knows Asuelu isn't the father and she knows a strange (mentally deficient) man will be raising her sister's son. I think Kalani is grasping for anything, any kind of fight or mistake he makes to call off the wedding. But his responses are so genuine, proving he truly loves her in his "special" way, that she would be looked at as the biggest cvnt on earth if she cut him loose. Oh, and NOW she's preggers again! Guess we'll see if this next one comes out looking like Ausuelu or someone else. Im def team Ausuelu on this one.