[S01.E15: Walking A Tight Rope]

Tiffany will forever hold Ronald's addiction over his head every time they have a disagreement. She will threaten to leave every time too. If this dumb girl had any sense she wouldn't have married and immediately get preggers with a guy who literally just got out of rehab. Nor should she expect magic, rainbow farts, and roses with a man who has no job, no savings, and no way to support her, Daniel, or the new kid. I'm appalled at the decisions she makes, and that she is dragging Daniel into it. I wanna shake her!  She frustrates me so much!!!

Jihoon's living arrangement sucks big time. I'd cry if I walked into that house after a long sleepless flight with a newborn.  This episode I'm team Goth Girl. That said, I LOVE Jihoon's parents. They so darn sweet!  I laughed when the Dad told Deaven, "Good Job" for getting through a long flight.  😂

That is so sad about Corey's dad. 😞  Heartbreaking for the entire family, but especially Corey's Mom. 

Sumit is a real jerk to be leading Jenny on like this. No doubt there is a huge amount of naivety with Jenny. She falls for his wide-eyed bull-chit about his parent's disapproval. However, Jenny's daughter was not buying any of it. There was a lot of eye rolling going on when Sum-meat was talking about how he was always thinking about Jenny even when she was in the other room. This is coming from a guy who pretended to be someone else online. 

I'm not buying what Sumit is selling. His big secret  is that he's already married.  If he really wanted to marry Jenny he'd have done it by now. 

[S03.E10: The Rest Is Still Unwritten]

Outside the airport in the loudest voice possible: “Mikhul, you dun got fat!”  *braying laugh*  So sayeth the nicotine soaked, bleached frizzy- haired blonde, refrigerator-sized trollop of white trash . 

Omar has such sad eyes. He’s marrying Avery to get a chance to leave Syria. Who can blame him?

Rebecca picks another version of a man just  like the previous one. Isn't that a sign of insanity? She  enjoys the attention until it infringes on her freedom to have bad tattoos, and wear  ill fitting satiny tank tops.  Personally I was beyond thrilled that her greasy nugget of love covered his head this episode.

There was a brief (3 secs) moment of feeling badly for Darcey when she said she’s wasn’t use to being treated well. Everyone deserves to be treated decently, and to be offered a slice of delicious cheesecake served on fine china. 

Darcey has a very screwed up view of relationships and her role as a woman. She only sees her worth as a sexual object.

I have to say that I enjoy Tom’s sense of humour. It’s such a vast improvement from glum Jesse. He was as much fun as a wet paper bag. 

I have a hot guy in my bed. What is the first thing I do? I buff his nails, and put a clay mud mask on his face.  😂🤣  Oh Tim. You have no game. 

Ceasar. Fake. Boring.  Same story every week. 

Ben is creepy, but it could be his overall awkwardness, and lack of personality. He has a very nervous laugh.  I’m liking Akinyi’s family so far. I’d be giving that face  upon seeing the most bland person on the planet walk into my home too. 😂

[S01.E14: The Great Unknown]

1 minute ago, Normades said:

OMG!!  This is hilarious!!  I hope you don't mind if I steal it.

I don’t mind at all.

[S04.E13: It's Ben a Long Time]

I'm completely over Captain 'the food is not hot" Sandy.  And please stop kissing, hugging, and telling your staff that you love them!

Bravo. Please stop filming sexy times between the crew. It's creepy, and voyeuristic. 

The charter guests need to be hosed down. It's not appropriate to treat men like pieces of meat. 

Travis: You're not really friends with someone until you seen their cock."

Me:

[S01.E14: The Great Unknown]

Tiffany and her stupid decisions coupled with her constantly questioning her stupid decisions is just plain stupid. 

Ronald sees Tiffany and Daniel as a new novelty, and once the newness  wears off he will be off his love high, and will be seeking something or someone else to get that high again. 

Drascilla is a burgeoning artist considering all the scribbles  on the walls. 

Deaven likes to play the victim. Nobody is forcing her to leave the States for Korea. She only knew Jihoon 6 weeks, but somehow he is completely responsible for providing for her, Dracilla, and the new kid. It takes two to tango, baby. 

Pole and Karine. The two biggest slobs to ever slob up Brazil. Their apartment is not only a disaster, but a fire hazard. If 90 days gig ends they can switch on over to Hoarders. 

Skipper is talking' about having a baby. *snort laughs*

Corey is too nice. Somewhere there is a turnip truck missing this idiot. 

[S03.E07: Love Is A Battlefield]

Ceasar's storyline is so borrrinngggg.  He's such a monotone bore. I almost wanna pilfer 40 grand from him too just to take back some of the time I spent watching him speak about Maria, and their deep undying love for each other. 

I love that Akinky (typo stays) had dollar signs on her shoes when she met Ben. Ben needed a big binder to hide his boner. Glad they shot above the waist. Nobody's got time for dat! 

Darcey is a bland air-headed dimwit.  She's a middle-aged 5 stage clinger cougar who oozes desperation. If there was a Darcey perfume it would contain tears, eye-lash glue, a few strands of Jesse's pube hair, and the sweat of desperation. 

Tom is a rough looking 39 year old, and an eagle needs to swoop down and snatch that monstrosity lying on top of his head. I would totally pay money to see that happen. 

Jennifer is gorgeous. Tim is not. I can't with the frog eyes and the carefully sculpted eyebrows. And real men don't wear clear nail polish.  Sorry. Not sorry. 

Rebecca doesn't know fashion. I'd never let her wear that shiny top because it was ugly. Zied is a greasy hair ball fried in rage, and served in a sweater two sizes too small. 

Avery's voice irritates the eff outta me. She's like a total rebel. Big badass going to move to Syria. Nobody's the boss of me...Oh wait...Let's get Mama Avery to check the google.  

 The rule book states...

"You're in trouble, girl."

Meanwhile, Omar with a confused face: "Why..what is this American woman googling about my religion for? I am wanting to eat some food, and enjoy life outside a war zone." 

[S06.E11: Fire and Ice]

Congratulations to Jordan. How cute was his reaction to seeing his wife?  Although, I was rooting for  Woniya, I throughly enjoyed this season, and Jordan really kicked azz despite having the wolverines repeatedly steal his precious fat stores. 

Honorable mention for Nathan. What an absolute devastation to losing his camp to fire like that. I was really concerned about him getting serious burns while he was trying to save his shelter. He was tough as nails though. No whining, crying, or complaining about the situation. He had to wait it out for a long time to get help too. Really, any of them deserved to win.

Edit:  I read that participants get paid 2k per week. (Reddit) Does anyone know if the contestants get paid anything for participating in Alone? It’s a long time to go without earning a regular wage. Especially those with young kids etc. 

[Spoilery Stuff: Media, Social And Otherwise]

 Tom is what we've all predicted...a fake! 

He has been stealing IG posts as then posting as his own to show how 'rich' he is.  This is match made in heaven for fake Darcey!

More to view:

https://www.instagram.com/fraudedbytlc/?hl=en

[S03.E04: Little Lies]

My face when Darcey wore that Dominatrix hooker ensemble to meet Tom. 

[S01.E13: Breaking Point]

Either Submit is a fantastic actor, or he is truly in love with Jenny. He has me convinced, and I'm pretty good at spotting bs. 

Goth Girl needs to buy some blending brushes. Holy Pink eye! Also what the heck was the pink monstrosity she was wearing to the park? 

I love Jihoon's honesty.  Goth girl: Did you enjoy your stay in America?"  Jihoon: "No. Not so good.  No sleep."   LMAO. totally honest answer, or either that it was lost in translation. 

Skipper isn't going to last with Mr. Hot Bod. She's going to fish through the trash for the purple vibrator and head on back to Florida. 

And Corey...There is a big difference between being a nice guy, and a doormat. You sir, are the latter. 

[S04.E12: Don't Cry for Me, Sirocco]

46 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Well-that is a good thing for anyone on a charter with Captain Sandy - she really seems to prefer to be all over the ship instead of in the wheelhouse, driving it!  She doesn't seem to do as much "captain" stuff like Captain Lee, and she really enjoys being on camera and the center of attention.

Comparing her to Captain Lee - Sandy is constantly checking on/helping out with the deck crew's responsibilities - we've seen her supervising/assisting with setting up the toys, etc.  I don't EVER recall Lee doing any of that!  I guess that's a good thing, but is it, really?  She also spends a much larger amount of time with the guests than Captain Lee.  He maybe has one dinner or meal with the guests and advises them when they have to change itineraries.  Sandy is all about screen time - from her "pacing" and worrying over what to do about a chef while being filmed, to being all huggy and lovey with Joao (and now, Jack).  Captain Lee is a salty guy, but he also seems to receive a lot more respect from his crews.  Sandy, to me, is just too friendly and crosses a superior/crew line too many times.

I agree. Captain Sandy is very thirsty for camera time. She wants to be the star and insert herself in almost all the situations. It's like she was hanging back in the shadows to jump out and ask the guests about the food. Multiple times. I don't recall Captain Lee ever doing that. 

[S04.E12: Don't Cry for Me, Sirocco]

Travis deserved to be fired for striking Ana. And shame on Aesha for condoning that behaviour as being 'playful' or 'having fun.'  She needs to take several seats. 

Not sad to see June go (hopefully not Colin!) but I found Captain Sandy was very cold in how she handled the news. I find Sandy very hot/cold in her moods. She was very lovely to Mila who was absolute shit as a chef, and gave her many chances, but was sorta like. "okay, June, see ya. Nothing personal. It's yachting." Anyway. Even though June is a complete airhead she did deserve a bit more warmth. She may not have fit into the role, but it was kind of disturbing how the three girls were embracing, and Aesha was proudly saying the dream team was back. Seems two faced to me. 

I'm on the fence with Joao. He has behaviour has improved this season, but I feel he is trying very hard to conceal his alter ego...the Jwow misogyny still rears his ugly head from time to time.

I adore Colin. He mentioned on WWHL that he now has a girlfriend. I hope she's a  keeper, and treats him well. He deserves so much happiness, and success. He's a solid gold dude. ❤️ I wish the world had more people like him. I hope he stays on the boat, and does not give up his job so June can have it. 

[S06.E10: Thin Ice]

It’s interesting: Barry was talking about wanting to be a hero, and needing to do this for his family to have a better life. It is a strong  primitive urge to provide, but 500k doesn’t go a long way nowadays. Barry appeared to be affluent enough because he had nice white teeth, and multiple tats. I always notice if someone has a nice set of chompers that they typically they have the money to invest in dental work. His fixation for winning seemed more of a wanting to win rather than having to win. Just sayin’ 

Woniya rocks. That is it. 

[S01.E12: Baby, Come Back!]

Goth girl:  “I don’t know if I can count on Jihoon. I barely know him.”

grrrrrr. Yet she gets pregnant.  There is a thing called birth control, Deaven. It’s a handy thing to have in case you’re gonna sleep with someone you don’t know very well.    smdh. 

On another note. I loved how happy and excited jihoon’s parents were seeing their grandson being born. They just radiate kindness, and humour. 

Tiffany needs to set fire to all her  cold shoulder peplum blouses. 

Daniel continues to be the most precious kid ever. 

I laughed pretty hard when Jenny likened herself to a mistress or side piece. Summit wanted some hot granny action. 😂

[S04.E11: Monte Car-loco]

Aesha acts very vulgar, and what she was doing at the pool was gross.   Joao called her on it. It absolutely the one time I agree with Joao. I wouldn't want to be near Jack, Travis, or Aesha.  P.S. She didn't look like a hooker tho. That was out of line for him to say. 

June is a complete airhead. She couldn't even speak to the guest properly as to why she was wearing a red shirt.  DOH!

Captain Sandy is such a helicopter boss. She was on Anastacia's tail immediately about the food. If she didn't fully think she could the job properly then hire someone else.  Don't prolong the torture for another charter.

Looks like Colin is going to quit. I've missed his fun-loving ways from the previous season. It's pretty apparent that he's uncomfortable with most of the crew, and that in itself isn't worth the time, nor the money. It's not like a regular job where you can go home at night and be around idiots 24/7. 

[S06.E09: The Ice Cometh]

12 hours ago, Tatortot said:

I too was wondering why he didn't keep the fat in his shelter, its not like there was a whole lot of it.   Do you think he would risk predators coming in his shelter from the smell?   anyone know?

I would love to watch her youtube channel.   I assume if I do a search on her full name it will come up?

Here is the link. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa070Ec8QE7K0_JjeyIhGLQ

 Becoming Wild is the name of the channel.  Woniya also has a channel too. 

[S06.E09: The Ice Cometh]

27 minutes ago, mlp said:

That's how I felt about Nikki too.  I was kind of glad they pulled her before she brought another disaster upon herself.  I half expected her shelter to go up in flames while she was sitting so close with almost no clothes on.  Deciding to undress on camera to "bathe" in smoke and purify herself or whatever she was doing seemed a bit unbalanced considering the weather.

I think Woniya has a good chance of making it to the end.  I hope she doesn't start making stuffed animals out of her rabbit skins next week.

Nikki is naturally “whimsical”. I’ve watched her YouTube channel, and that’s her personality. She doesn’t always make the best choices, but she does everything with enthusiasm. 

[S06.E09: The Ice Cometh]

Nikki wrote a book about wilderness survival on Vancouver Island. I’ve ordered it from the public library. Looking forward to reading it. Sad to see her go, but she was definitely scary skinny. I was concerned for her health. I’ll miss her positive upbeat ways. 

jordan was rocking the rabbit vest, and made a cool deck of cards. Wolverines certainly are determined, and very smart.

Woniya’s bed frame is awesome. Her home is starting to look like a wilderness IKEA. 

[S04.E10: Docked and Loaded]

June is a female Spicoli. 

[S01.E11: Blind Trust]

Pole runs to hide in the doghouse next week. 

What an ignorant loser.  Pole makes no attempt to try and fit in, or learn the language. 

The same goes for Laura who was completely incredulous about wearing appropriate  attire for Ramadan. She was downright rude about it. She takes no interest in the country she's moved to, and seems to want to prove a point. She's taken it upon herself to be all Helen Reddy "I am woman, hear me roar." She's  more concerned about sex toys.  smdh. 

[S03.E01: Crazy In Love]

Tim looked very familiar to me. It's almost like I've seen him on youtube, making a video about how to go from incel to stud in 5 easy steps. (hint: make a lot of money, purchase day-glo veneers,  and drive around in a douche mobile) 

Rebecca. The coffee mug with her online bf's face left me feeling disturbed, yet entertained at the same time. She definitely a 'Fatal Attraction' type.

"I will not be ignored, Zied!" 

Darcey. British Tommy was there for you during the Jesse phase. Righto. She probably has a Facebook Romeo in every country as potential fiancé backup.

 Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. How many times can you say Jesse? 

Any man who is at least 15 years younger with a door knocker sized cubic zironia ring will do for melting plastic faced Barbie. Tom-Tom is looking for 15 minutes, and is as thirsty as Jesse. 

Avery is in for a world of hurt. She's definitely a rebel without a clue. She's converted to Islam but still has a Christian cross tat on her hand. I'm sure that'll go over well in Syria. She won't be able to be whimsical and free-spirited over there.

Ceasar. The very definition of Stupid. It never occurred to him the first time she made up lies about not being able to see him in person that she is fake, and using him as an ATM. It is 5 years later, and this succubus is still draining money from him, and he still doesn't get it. Doh. 

[S06.E08: Out Cold]

Wow. Michelle not pooping for 14 days. No surprise that she literally felt like shit. I would be panicking after a few days. She definitely was determined, and I did felt badly for her. It sounds like she had a difficult life. 

My  other thought was if the women’s period’s stop due to weight loss and poor nutrition. I was always told not to go camping if I had my period because the blood might attract predators. 

30 pounds is a lot of weight loss in a month on someone who isn’t a heavy person to begin with. Here I figured Jordan was was ok in the food department but he’s missing precious fat. If anything this is a real testament to having a well rounded diet. I’d be bringing salt if I was on the show. 

Woniya continues to impress me, and I’ve definitely developed a bit of a girl crush for her. She’s so incredibly unique, and she has an immense knowledge and skill set. 

[S09.E24: Reunion Part 3]

The only highlight was seeing Denise shoot hate  laserbeams at Camille. If looks could kill, Camille would be a goner for sure. 

This season was dull. I’m officially done with BH. Next season will be all about Queen Vyle, and her vapid  kingdom featuring: Fake Resnick, Trashcan Kim, and sleazeball “that is soooooo ah-ma-zing” Maurgreasio.

RHONY is all I have left for now. 

[S01.E10: Rolling The Dice]

Laura hasn’t been with Aladin long enough to start giving instructions on how to please her cootchie. How about start with getting to know each other better? . It seems she married him simply to get some dick, but the dick is attached to human being . She comes across really head strong. Also,  I really can’t stand  people who start pointing their finger when they are arguing a point. Especially in an enclosed space like the car. 

Jenny is a sulking whiny woman. She isn’t very independent if Sumit needs to be there for her all the time. The fun of moving someplace new is the opportunity to explore new surroundings, and start learning about the area. She’s going to suffocate him with her neediness.

Why did Corey haul his cookies to Ecuador if Evilyn has no intentions of marrying him? He’d have to return home after his visa expires. She’s been pretty vocal about not wanting to marry him. I’m guessing the joke is on us. 

Do not like Tiffany. I would not be telling my sister to call my fiancé ‘brother‘ within minutes of meeting for the first time. Nor would I have my son stay over night with people he doesn’t fully know yet. The whole situation seems forced, and I’m not buying that her Dad couldn’t arrange a cab to pick him up. Of course, get the gambling addict pick him up. What a great idea. 

Kinda wished that Pole would be chased out of town by Karine’s Dad. Gotta see some more Pole shuffling. 

[S04.E09: A Whole Different Ball Game]

I’d never hire Jack. It’s absolutely frightening that he’s an engineer. He makes sloths appear more motivated, and productive. 

Travis appears to be a functioning alcoholic. I bet booze, and b.o. oozes from his pores.

It is highly unprofessional to tell your employees that you love them, and the proceed to hug, and kiss them.  Boundaries, Sandy. They are there for a reason. That said, I’ve always felt Sandy had the hots for Hannah, and Hannah knows this.

June seems daft, but I’m not sensing Rocky ‘crazy’ vibes just yet.

It looks like Ben will be coming back!