[S03.E11: Hard To Say I'm Sorry]

17 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Father Akini is a straight up asshole. Her sisters are weird as hell, too. I don't care what culture dictates there is no reason to make someone feel so awkward and uncomfortable in your home. How ungracious can you be? Why did Akini go to the store with Ben and order up all those supplies and food, did she not know that is what you bring to a family in mourning? Apparently she doesn't understand the traditions of her own culture. 

That was outrageous.  It makes me wonder if Akinyi is not all there mentally.  The other sisters look sharper than she does, with her baby voice and constant whining “did I do something bad?”  

It was wrong for them to be so late, though.

[S02.E32: Snitches Get Stitches]

On 10/12/2019 at 12:04 PM, PityFree said:

Now that my google search history now includes the question “can ankle monitors for house arrest get wet”  I can further conclude that Josh is a piece of shiat and Cheryl is a moron. How did she think Josh showered that morning???

I can imagine Josh practically peeing himself laughing watching Cheryl go after that money in the sewage swamp.  Regarding showers, he probably told her if the monitor senses soap, it’s ok to be wet.

[S02.E32: Snitches Get Stitches]

4 hours ago, Empress1 said:

Daniel actually made sense to me (!) when he said that he assumed Lizzy was seeing other guys when he was locked up and he resolved not to worry about it, because there was nothing he could do. And I knew Lizzy was dating other people (and I say good for her) over that time. 

Date all you want, Lizzy, it’s the drug-running that’s the problem.

[S03.E11: Hard To Say I'm Sorry]

The only dancing Darcey wants is draping herself over the man and slightly moving to music.  The Nottingham Salsa was never a good idea with her.

[S02.E32: Snitches Get Stitches]

1 hour ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Daniel: “Me and you have heads on each other’s shoulders.” 

That’s my favorite line ever from this group of simpletons. 

Lacey is still saying she didn’t have sex with Shane that first night?  HAHAHAHA 

[S03.E10: Treat Me Right]

9 hours ago, gingerella said:

Michael is so dumb he doesn't even get that he's not going to be very welcome, IMO, in the community where Grangela comes from. I cannot imagine with the 'values' she has shown us, that her local community would be much different from how she is, which is a very sad statement on America right now, but I digress. I would hate to see what would happen to him when Grangela thinks he completed another woman because he asked for the check, and she creates a big fucking scene and then calls her hillbilly sheriff's department on him. It is seriously scary to think about that shit, and IMO TLC would be culpable because they're continuing to flame this bullshit.

I wouldn’t be too sure in this case.  From what I’ve read, Angela has had her own belligerent encounters with the law at home, so I don’t think she has much credibility there.

[S03.E10: Treat Me Right]

I don’t understand why Rebecca has been continuously wearing those thick denim, skin tight jeans in the desert.  Why not some pretty, flowy outfits in the beautiful materials they probably have there?

Angela tried to claim that toting her daughter’s egg made it hers. “No, mama, it’s MY child.”  Her daughter just doesn’t understand the importance of continuing Angela’s bloodline, dontcha know 🙄.

[S02.E31: Dirty Laundry]

7 hours ago, psychoticstate said:

Although he creeped me out (he's right up there with Daniel, getting hit one too many times with the ugly facial tattoo stick)

That tattoo at the side of his bottom lip looks like drool.

[S02.E31: Dirty Laundry]

5 hours ago, sempervivum said:

I know, right? I was dying to know what the baby's name was.

I’m betting it’s Trinity.

[S03.E10: Treat Me Right]

How could Rebecca complain in the US about Zied not working - she knows he won’t be able to work for quite awhile.  She’s still deceiving that guy about her marital status - she’s just Sumit-from-Georgia.  TECHnically 🙄

I wish Angela was arrested for assault in Lagos for what she did.  Disgusting.

Darcey and Starcey (the only way I hear it in my head) should try a look without the Cousin It hair attachment with their real hair in a healthy cute style.  I think they would look really pretty with their petite frames if their hair was in proportion and, you know, not so obviously fake.

[S03.E15: True Colors]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

Skyla had said she “might” tote the baby if Ang got an egg, but absolutely not going to donate her eggs to the cause. This doesn’t make sense to me, Skyla has refused to undergo a (comparatively) simple harvesting procedure but hasn’t ruled out going through nine months of pregnancy? 

I think I can see the logic in it.  Toting an unrelated egg is one thing, but knowing that’s her own child she’s giving to her crazy mother and a stranger might just be too much to deal with.  Does she even have any children?  I thought the ones we see all belong to the criminal daughter, but I don’t know for sure.

[S01.E19: Falling Apart]

Laura looked absurd in that elaborate gown and tiara with her sweaty red face and bleached-too-yellow limp hair.  

WTF is it with Pole and his mother’s hair??? When she left in the taxi, he said her hair smelled nice.  All I could think of was how her hair’s been drenched in sweat the whole visit.

[S03.E09: Out Of The Blue]

On 9/26/2019 at 4:59 AM, Honey said:

When Jon and Fern divorced he withdrew his affidavit of support, so he wouldn't have to pay her way.

So if they can just withdraw it later, what’s the point of having to do it initially?  I remember Coltee mentioning doing the same thing.

So many of them make a big deal out of who will be on the hook for the 10 years that I’m confused why, if it can just be revoked.

[S02.E30: Menace to Society]

I know Lizzie purports to be the now-upstanding girl who pulled herself out of trouble into being a dedicated college student, but I get an uneasy feeling about her.  I don’t believe her new image.  

Would this serious hardworking reformed student so firmly say to Daniel “Let’s go get drunk!”  Not “Let’s go relax and have a good time” or something like that but to specifically declare the goal to be getting drunk?  I do not like his mother, but she may not be wrong about this.

[Rebecca & Zied: Light Rings & Love Rats]

Ugh, I knew there was even more reason for me to dislike this despicable woman.

[S01.E18: Torn]

17 minutes ago, Lily247 said:

Yep. One guy who fixes my car is an immigrant who came here on a tourist visa and met a much older, broke woman who looks just like Laura and who is around 50. He is 26 and good looking. They married after 3 months, divorced, and now he is dating a 20 something modelesque girl. 

😮

3 months - like...90 days?  Interesting.  They missed their big chance to be on the teevee!

[S03.E15: True Colors]

55 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

He could be two 8 year olds in a trench coat or a Toon passing as a human and trying to avoid the Dip, but he has not said that he was born a woman and transitioned into a man.

How rude!  I THINK we all would have noticed two 8 year olds.  And there has been NO trench coat in sight.  🤪

Seriously though, he’s difficult to figure out to me not because of his looks really, but his manner.  I just wonder if he’s not over the faceless Colombian girlfriend in the pictures and thought he could replace her with Jeniffer but just can’t pull the lever, so to speak.

[S03.E15: True Colors]

5 hours ago, calpurnia99 said:

I laughed so hard at the "couture" comment about the costume jewelry. Also Tom saying this is what we call a Flea Market in England. When he asked Darcy what she thought of it, she said "I thought it was beautiful" which is what she says about every place. She is so uninteresting, has not a clever thought in her brain. 

The only thing it was missing is the cat.

[S01.E18: Torn]

15 hours ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Wow, Sumit. What a piece of shit, no? Declaring his preference to be in jail instead of being married to his wife. Shut up, you gutless wonder. I hope your father in law shoves his foot up somewhere unpleasant. And may your wife go find a hot young buck to make spectacular jiggy jiggy with. 

I hope his wife is a shrewish, toothless, hideous woman that her family couldn’t arrange away until Sumit’s desperate parents came looking for any age-appropriate Indian bride.

[S03.E15: True Colors]

1 hour ago, WWalter said:

I wonder where the source picked up this alleged muslim ceremony. 🙂 This is probably from one specific country, because there is not _the_ muslim ceremony. The article is misleading in many ways, unfortunately.

I worked with a girl who was Malaysian and Muslim.  She met a guy from Orlando and they ended up getting married. Neither converted.  First they had a ceremony here at a mosque to become officially married.  Then they went to Orlando to have a standard American wedding for his family.  For their next wedding they went to her home in Malaysia for a huge multi-day wedding with ornate traditional Malaysian outfits.  It was gorgeous and the whole town was invited.  So she covered all her bases 🙂

[S03.E15: True Colors]

32 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Next week on 90DFBFT90D: Zied meets with his PI.

 "Everything. checks out, except", dramatic pause with close-up of Zied's greasy hair, "she's married!"

 " No! Not my beeutiful, sexxxy, babee! What a blow I've been dealt! I need my hookah! "

I wish!  Every week I have more contempt for Rebecca because of how she’s deceiving him.  Her divorce is barely filed and how likely is it that she’ll be allowed to import another fiancé right away, if ever?

It wouldn’t be surprising at all that Zied has had only jobs that paid him under the table since that happens all the time here too.  Her lecture about him having to work is pointless anyway because he wouldn’t be able to work here for quite awhile as she must well know.

[90 Day Fiancé: Pillow Talk]

6 hours ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe he was knitting something.....

That was hilarious - what WAS he doing?

[S02.E29: Catch Me if You Con]

7 hours ago, Armchair Critic said:

Blonde hair and boobs have blinded many fools

And apparently Shane knows about blinding people.  WTF

Lizzie and Daniel were disgusting.  I think so many of Daniel’s family showed up just to get on teevee.

Vince and the adoption - Hahahaha!  Couldn’t get the extra money because Puppy is in the pokey.  Amber, self-admitted hustler, didn’t go far enough in her googling on that scam.

[S03.E13: Under Pressure]

13 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

Why is she ALWAYS making that ridiculous face? It looks like she had a stroke or something and her face is frozen like that. She must be aware of how stupid she looks, no?

I think she does it when she wants to smoke but either can’t or is trying not to.

[S01.E17: Shattered Dreams]

13 hours ago, nutella fitzgerald said:

Have we talked about Jenny enduring the horrifying ordeal of Mother Sumit...pointing a finger in her face?

That is horrifying.  Mother Sumit should have more respect for her elders!