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Shira

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  1. His girlfriend's about to get deported, and he's all "jiggawha?  But let me be clear, it's not a real marriage, it's just a business arrangement."

     

    And then he said it AGAIN this morning at breakfast, just to make it perfectly clear to her that he has zero interest in actually being married to her. FUCK YOU, WAFFLE BOY!!!

     

    I'm so repulsed with him, and I think the difference from when he was waffling between Steffy and Hopeless (when he was just vaguely annoying and clueless) was I couldn't stand either of his "choices." He had a redemption arc with Ivy (for whom he should be thanking his lucky stars for giving him the time of day) and he's blown it to smithereens. UGH. I need to FF his scenes from now on or I'm just going to wind up smashing up my TV.

     

    And just to get this straight: Liam's telling Ivy that they're only dating now, nothing serious, so he can have Steffy as his sidepiece? Or is Ivy the official sidepiece? In either case: FUCK YOU, WAFFLE BOY!

     

    Liam literally saved her life!

     

     

    Yep, all of that misusage of the word "literally" was like nails scraping on a blackboard for me.

     

    On a positive note: Looks like we're all bonding over our collective allergic reaction to Waffles. And who ever said CarRidge and Raya fans couldn't coexist peacefully? ;)

     

    If he had firmly but gently informed her of his marriage first thing

     

    There is nothing firm about Waffles.

     

    What the hell did I just watch?  Was it two grown ass adults (well, chronologically, at least) playing with those cheap ass parachute toys and acting like this was the most fun they've ever had in their entire lives?

     

    And we just know that the cheap-ass parachute toys are going to make the cut for the next "romantic" musical montage. (Steffy to Ridge: "But Daddy, I gave him plastic parachute toys and we tossed them into the air, laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt!") Lamest Steffy scene ever--and there are many from which to choose.

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  2. Is Australia really so bad?

     

    No.

     

    LOL, St3ph! We know Australia is fab! That's why it's so ridiculous that Ivy's acting like she's being deported to some third-world country with no indoor plumbing.

     

    Hey look, kids! FUN!STEFFY! now comes with cheap plastic toys! *grrrrrrrroan*  Can we crowd-fund some sort of emergency acting class for JMW? Because today's show was painful to watch, especially that last minute with her trying to act surprised about the Waffle getting hitched again. I think all the fillers are preventing her face from moving. But that waffling a-hole should've stopped her before she got out her craptastic bag full of memory lane souvenirs.

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  3. I wish Carter could've pronounced them married in "Waffle Wedded Bliss": http://yhoo.it/1Blw3jH

     

    Carter, on the other hand, what does he have left to do to get some lovin'? He's hot, smart, funny, nice, loyal, a lawyer, and hot (did I mention that already?). BelLA girls are just stoopid.

     

    Carter is Oliver 2.0 on this show. Model-caliber looks but no woman for miles--and meanwhile, Waffles (average-looking in my opinion) is in the middle of yet another triangle. Well, Olly finally has Ally, but it's not like he's getting any bedroom action. This show is a head-scratcher with the model-level guys. They have no idea what to do with them. They should bring back Owen now that Jackie's off the show. Maybe he can stand around in scenes and talk about other couples, too.

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  4. Well, another Waffle marriage on the books. Oh wait, I mean "limited partnership." I found the whole ceremony grossly annoying. I don't think Waffles could've looked more uncomfortable unless he were having a colonoscopy without sedation. It made me so frustrated that Ivy has sunk so low as to beg this loser for help. Is Australia really so bad? Can't she have a good career over there? So now, on the sham-wedding night, Ivy's going to go back home to the Forrester mansion because they're really just dating? I don't get how they're going to work out this shit. What's more, I don't care.

     

    I think this show gets dumber every year around this time, when school is ending. They really try to lure in the kids. I remember a few years ago around this time, when it was "happy-go-lucky" montages of Steffy and Marcus (!) playing hooky from work at the beach, devoid of all traces of real human joy and heaped high with false excitement and zero chemistry. Is JMW a contract player for summertime?

     

    Oh well, at least I got about three minutes of the lusciousness of CarRidge. I do love how they can just sit around and talk and seem so much more real than 90% of the crap on this show. Even without bed scenes, they manage to scorch it up. And hot damn, TK is looking unbelievably fine lately! The hair, the casual shirt, the stubble, the voice, those big man-hand paws, the lean-in kisses...I can't handle it, people!

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  5. Holy unromantic crap, Batman. If my boyfriend were making those sad-waffle faces and calling the marriage a "limited partnership", I'd be on the phone to the airlines, buying my ticket home. Who needs a crap relationship like that? Plus, he's mentioning his feelings for Steffy AGAIN before going through with the ceremony? Ugh! I noticed Sad Waffles hasn't even told Ivy he loves her during this whole immigration/rush wedding discussion. I get that she sprung a big idea on him (which she shouldn't have--dump him, sister!), but it would be impossible for him to look less enthused about the whole idea. He's making pained faces like somebody just told him his hamster has fallen ill. And since when is it tough for Waffles to have a quickie wedding? Ivy could do soooooo much better, it isn't even funny.

     

    But here's who was funny: Quinn! She was cracking me up right & left today with her attempts to convince Carter and then Wyatt that she was on the up-and-up. I LOL'd when she told Carter that "Ivy wants to stay right here in the good ol' U S of A!", not head back home with the koalas. Rena Sofer has great comedic timing. I'm liking funny Quinn who isn't over-the-top psycho.

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