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And once again, unable to articulate her feelings in her own words, Khloe turns to treacly platitudes. Poor victimized Khloe. How could such a dreadful thing happened to such a deep thinking person? Hmmm, having a baby with someone who left the last baby mama? Nah, that poor decision making couldn't possibly be the reason. She Is Not Responsible for her actions and their consequences. Thus, she can assume the mantle of victimized poor pitiful Khloe.
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He has three children with her older sister.
But that didn't stop Scott Disick from describing Khloe Kardashianas his '#WomanCrushWednesday'.
The 35-year-old ex of Kourtney Kardashian made the comment in an Instagram post that included a photo of the reality star, 34, wearing a sheer fishnet catsuit.
QuoteShe's quickly mastering the doting mother skills.
And Khloe Kardashian proved on trend as she posted an Instagramvideo of herself and adorable daughter True on Wednesday.
The 34-year-old reality star and entrepreneur carried her 11-month-old baby girl on her hips as she captioned the clip with a reference to her clothing line: 'Who is at their first photo shoot with momma... Good American baby True'.
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It’s been a little while since the Tristan Thompson/Khloé Kardashian/Jordyn Woods cheating scandal jumped off of the script pages into real life. What Khloé and her Koven thought would be an easy bout of free publicity destroying the reputation of Jordyn, turned out to be more than they bargained for when Khloe blamed her instead of Tristan. Kris Jenner went straight back to the bowl of ancient bat blood she uses to speak with her wicked gods, and they came up with a new solution: focus on Tristan. Well that narrative is shifting into Phase 2, as it’s being reported that Khloé is getting frustrated that Tristan never sees his daughter, True.
Us Weekly is reporting that Khloé is mad. The woman who supposedly got with a man when his girlfriend was pregnant is shocked that same man would not spend time with her and her child. I am beside myself in shock. Sources tell Us Weekly:
“Khloé is getting extremely upset with Tristan because he isn’t really making any effort to be involved in their daughter True’s life… Khloé understands he is on the road because of basketball and lives in Cleveland, but she just feels that Tristan has moved on… Tristan’s attitude seems to be, ‘I will see True when I see her.'”
This isn’t shocking as Tristan’s attitude towards Khloé also seemed to be “See ya when I see ya!”. Tristan does have time amid his hectic basketball schedule for other things, though. He was at a Miami pool party on March 7th, and before that he was seen having a great time chilling with model Karizma Ramirezback in February and again at Nobu on March 5th.
A source has previously told Us that, even though Tristan is a low-down dirty dog, Khloé is never going to turn on him (SURE, Jan) and will always keep him in True’s life:
“[Khloé] is never going to take True away from Tristan as long as he’s a good father to True and [does] his part. Khloé will always allow Tristan to be in True’s life as much as he can be.”
The source also told this bold-faced lie: “She’s not a bitter or petty person. Khloé wants a healthy environment for True.” I believe the second half of that statement. But not petty or bitter? Ask Jordyn Woods that question, sis.
On Saturday, Khloé left a message to her haters on Instagram:
Khloé, what does it say about you that you stayed with this man who was clearly a dog, who cheated on you plenty, who obviously was trying to escape from you, and you actually were out here thinking: “I’ll have another kid with this man who keeps giving me the run around,”? I see you’ve been taking a page from your brother-in-law, Kanye West, and have been getting your life advice from trees.
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Her butt is either seeming smaller to her, or she has accepted it being back there, as she seems to have lost the bumper guard.
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Mike Fleiss✔@fleissmeister
@khloekardashian didn’t make the Top Five... #TheBachelorette
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KHLOE KARDASHIAN QUITE A CATCH FOR MALIKA'S BDAY ... In See-Through Fishnet Suit
Wow, she must be feeling confident. She ditched the bumper guard.
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And here’s the bullshit artist - pontificating about people having faulty perceptions while posting pics to confuse those perceptions...
Perfectly put imo, nexxie.
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Handy not having to live in reality tip:
Use a jacket to disguise the offending part when you know you won't be able to use photoshop to edit it to your specifications.
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Oh, Khloe, Khloe, Khloe. Again with the blame game? It's not me, it's you. Will you never be able to stop hiding behind the Angel of the Precious Heart Lack of Responsibility Denial Fortess?
Hahaha, is that Instagram admonition a variation of the grammar school taunt?
Also, isn't this sentence: "What does it actually accomplish by criticizing somebody else?" in reality a criticism? (Not even mentioning the awkward grammatical sentence construction). Oh, oops, guess I did.
It's actually ironic to be scolded with stolen platitudes. Khloe,
And by that I mean use Your Own Words. Maybe you should quit looking for cliches that epitomize your victimhood and support your (imo) sad idea that everyone else is to blame for your situation and actually do some critical thinking about what landed you where you are. In your own words.
Oh, and one more thing. Fun to be exempt from your own belief system, right? Who was it that wrote this:
Quote“Why are you lying @jordynwoods ??,” Kardashian, 34, tweeted. “If you’re going to try and save yourself by going public, INSTEAD OF CALLING ME PRIVATELY TO APOLOGIZE FIRST, at least be HONEST about your story. BTW, You ARE the reason my family broke up!”
Oh, right. It was you. So it is other people who should be following your philosophy of kindness, but not you?
Quote“What does it actually accomplish by criticizing somebody else?” she inquired. “Do you have any concept of how positively it can change someone’s day to receive a compliment or words of encouragement?”
She concluded: “Try to choose your words wisely. What you say to others says much more about you than it does about them.”
I think that is defined as :
hyp·o·crit·i·cal
behaving in a way that suggests one has higher standards or more noble beliefs than is the case.
Wake up, girl.
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Kim Kardashian Trolled For What Fans Think Is A Makeup Fail
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Kim Kardashian WestVerified account @KimKardashian
I hope you have a magical day
QuoteBut while some people fawned over Kim’s looks, others were critical of how she did her makeup, particularly for what they saw as a failed contour line. The trolls came out in mass numbers as they shared GIFs, pictures, and critical comments about the line Kim has from her lips to her ear.
The nicer comments thought maybe she had struggled with contouring on that day and simply chose to upload the photo anyway. Some wondered if she had a brush and offered helpful suggestions on how to blend better, and others wondered if it was a new fashion trend.
There were many that weren’t very forgiving.
“So 2019 we ain’t blending ummmh,” said one person.
“Going for the joker look?” asked another individual.
“Babe!!! Stop over lining your top lip and for crying out loud, blend that line!” cried a user.
“You kinda look like #momo,” commented one person in reference to the infamous Momo challenge, which has a birdlike woman scaring children online to do horrible acts.
o far, Kim hasn’t responded to the criticisms of her contour line, nor has she mentioned whether it was on purpose or not.
This also isn’t the first time Kim has been criticized for her apparent lack of makeup skills. According to a report by InStyle,she faced criticism after attempting to swatch and struggling with it back in 2017.
She was trying to demonstrate her new line of KKW Beauty Powder Contour Kits and was having trouble doing it properly.
Fans immediately responded to the Instagram Story to point out how badly she was doing it. Kim claims that she got so stressed out by the comments that a stress pimple appeared on her face.
Again, it’s unclear at this time if the line across her cheek was put there on purpose as a new fashion trend, or if she was struggling to contour and the dim lighting aggravat
ed the problem.
Fortunately for Kim, it seems that the majority of her fans found her absolutely beautiful anyway and had no problems with how she did her makeup.
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Gat, the three memes that precede the Khloe quote were my reaction to her Instagram quote.
But if you are talking about the peach colored Instagram quote, yes, I absolutely think that Khloe sees herself as a poor wounded angel, wronged through no fault or action of her own. Because hearts like hers are special and apparently exempt from any responsibility for the breakage.
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Review: Kourtney Kardashian at BAC
QuoteRich people acting out their little dramas’: Frey Kwa Hawking writes on Sleepwalk Collective’s final show in their Kardashian trilogy, a deconstructed, live-art opera.
FREY KWA HAWKING
Sleepwalk Collective’s Kourtney Kardashian at Battersea Arts Centre.
Sleepwalk Collective, the European live art and experimental theatre company, complete their Kardashian trilogy with Kourtney Kardashian, which is not about Kourtney Kardashian, as such, but about opera. It’s not an opera, in the strict sense – but it does have all the movements, it seems. I glean this from their names (OVERTURE, CAVATINA, RECITATIVE etc) beamed above the two performers through the dark, and by the helpful glossary provided on the back of the freesheet.
I know nothing about opera. I’m one of the people referenced at one point in the performance: I do think of the opera as unnatural. I’ve been once, last month, in fact, and how silly. Think of all the theatre I see; why should opera’s subsidised foreign vowels turn me off more than the often-just-as-pretentious stuff put on underfunded or superfunded stages which I lap up? How useful is “natural” as a term, anyway?
Kourtney Kardashian – following Kim Kardashian, in 2016, a ballet, and the play Khloé Kardashian in 2017 – is less natural, if you like, than anything opera has to offer. Everything feels somehow dialled up, with its two performers (iara Solano Arana and Nhung Dang) wearing “gold”, crinkly dresses which make the sound of rainsticks when they move, and white, painted faces. Opera, they tell us at one point, is rich people acting out their little dramas, at “maximum volume, maximum expense”, pretending that we’re not watching.
Kourtney Kardashian is without pretence. The conductor (Sammy Metcalfe, his speech unspoken and beamed above us like the movements) tells us, to begin with, that there are no musicians or orchestra here, but that he still raises his hand – like this – and the music starts. This music is occasionally run through with vocal samples, some recognisably as opera, but mostly throbbing, humming bass with something darting over it. A guy in the row in front of me bobs his head like he’s listening to something trendy, as my mum would put it.
Performers iara Solano Arana and Nhung Dang speak to us about the opera, examining dissected parts of it, but that makes it sound dry; it isn’t dry. It’s honestly almost frightening at points. They talk as if we’re all friends here, and they’re human, like we all are, maybe. They’re either washed in light making their whole bodies gold, or red. Sometimes one of them will go to the side of the little raised platform of the stage, and do something like make themselves doll-like, turning in perfect semi-circles with a measuring tape in their hands. Sometimes they wear little Marshall amps around their necks. They tell us that they’re outsourcing our labour, as audience, to a recorded laughter and applause. It’s reliable.
Opera, like a lot of things in the world, is ridiculous.
The language is beautiful – I want to buy a script of it and can only really approximate it here. Somewhere, somebody is singing, they tell us, but not here. There’ll be no singing here tonight. And it’s true: we only hear singing when there are recreated memories of someone, unspecified, from 1992, of their mother or father singing from Figaro. We sort of see this relationship. There’s one robotic dance. It all feels both distancing and much, much too close.
Opera, they tell us, is like performing a seance. These are the right two to do it, both so confident and measured. Even if it feels like poking at a corpse a bit. Even if it is, at points, puzzling and strange, and some people will be turned off because, well, opera. Kourtney Kardashian won’t be for everyone – I’m not even sure it’s for me. But it’s brilliant.
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People Are Going In on Kim Kardashian Because They Think She’s Trying to Look Black
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Kim Kardashian’s Custom ‘Yeezus’ Monopoly Set is Amazing
QuoteKim Kardashian‘s game night has gotta be next level, because her Monopoly set is hardly anything you’ll find off the shelf at Target.
The reality star revealed her custom Yeezus Monopoly set, which she explains was made for Kanye West‘s birthday. Instead of a thimble and a battleship, Yeezus Monopoly features gold pieces made to resemble Kanye’s Lamborghini, a Yeezus mask, jewelry, microphone a compass for North West and of course a pair of Yeezys.
Kardashian also showed off her new British Pound Money Roll bag from Alexander Wang and Judith Leiber, which isn’t related, but could also be the coolest, and most expensive, Monopoly storage box ever.
(video in link above)
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How Kim Kardashian and co redefined gender power politics
QuoteFor years, I’ve thought of my obsession with the minutiae of the Kardashian machine as a slightly embarrassing guilty pleasure. Serious conversations about America’s most famous family have been confined to WhatsApps among a select few female friends. I refer to my expansive store of Kardashian-Jenner trivia only when I’m sure it will be viewed as an endearing eccentricity, rather than proof of vacuous idiocy. I surreptitiously watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians when my boyfriend is out and I’m free to get stuck into the highs and lows of cloistered celebrity life in Calabasas, California without falling prey to his incessant eye-rolling.
To caveat: I’m a 27-year-old feminist with a first-class English MA in postcolonial literature, culture and thought. I listen to Radio 4, read political nonfiction and would take Panoramaover I’m A Celebrity... any day of the week. I’m also not blind to the family’s grotesque materialism – yes, I saw Kris Jenner’s “Rich As Fuck” Goyard suitcase – and triviality. So why, you might ask, am I endlessly fascinated by momager Kris and daughters Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, Kendall and Kylie?
(continued in article in link above)
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Khloe, Khloe, Khloe. Again: decisions lead to consequences. YOU chose to put that ridiculous balloon head photoshop picture on your Instagram. When the mean old social media culture called you on it, you posted another purloined platitude and turned off the comments on your Instagram. Allegedly. Please start to recognize the relationship between your actions and the consequences. Also, take note:
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Let’s just state the obvious and say that almost everyone gives their photos a little bit of editing love before they post them on the ’gram. Khloé Kardashian has been known to tune up her pictures before sharing them with her 89 million followers, but some found her last photo to be so intensely edited that they started roasting her in the comments section. Now, it seems Khloé is over the negativity, turned off the comments, and posted about how she’s just trying to do her best.
Just a couple days ago, Khloé posted a photo of her in a sparkly jumpsuit walking up some stairs and looking back at the camera. It was a cute pic, but everyone seemed to think she photoshopped her legs and head so much that it looked unnatural.
Yeah, it was bad. Khloé left the comments on for a few more of her posts after that one but seems to have turned them off this morning. For her first post of the day, Khloé shared a picture of some white hearts on a pink background with no caption. Then, she posted a selfie and captioned it, “I believe in you, your abilities, and you[r] heart! Stay positive about everything. Each one of us is simply trying to figure it all out.”
Of course, no one but Khloé knows the exact reason she turned off the comments, but having her followers drag her through the mud probably didn’t help!
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Taylor Swift Reveals She Felt 'Lower Than Ever' After Kim Kardashian's Snake Emoji 'Hate Campaign
QuoteTaylor Swift is speaking out about her snake emoji-filled drama with Kim Kardashian.
Swift, 29, penned an essay for Elle magazine’s April cover storythis link opens in a new tab, published on Wednesday, and wrote a list of the 30 things she’s learned before she turns 30 in December of this year.
No. 27 on the list referenced Kardashian’s actions in 2016, when the reality star, 38, posted snake emojis in reference to Swift after claiming that Swift had lied about not approving Kanye West‘s “Famous” lyrics about her.
After Kardashian used the emoji to defend her husband, online trolls flooded the comments of Swift’s social media accounts with snake images.
“I learned that disarming someone’s petty bullying can be as simple as learning to laugh,” Swift wrote in Elle. “In my experience, I’ve come to see that bullies want to be feared and taken seriously. A few years ago, someone started an online hate campaign by calling me a snake on the internet.”
Swift wrote that the “hate campaign” left her feeling “lower than I’ve ever felt in my life,” but added that she took control of the bullying when she brought a 63-foot cobra named Karyn on her Reputation Tour in 2018.
“The fact that so many people jumped on board with it led me to feeling lower than I’ve ever felt in my life, but I can’t tell you how hard I had to keep from laughing every time my 63-foot inflatable cobra named Karyn appeared onstage in front of 60,000 screaming fans,” Swift said. “It’s the Stadium Tour equivalent of responding to a troll’s hateful Instagram comment with ‘lol.'”
“It would be nice if we could get an apology from people who bully us,” Swift continued, “but maybe all I’ll ever get is the satisfaction of knowing I could survive it, and thrive in spite of it.”
In July 2016, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star branded Swift a “snake” and posted videos on her Snapchat of a private phone call between Swift and West, as proof that Swift had approved of his “Famous” lyrics about her after Swift had claimed that she hadn’t.
However, Swift then hit back on Instagram, reiterating that West, 41, had never told her he was going to call her “that bitch” in the song.
“You don’t get to control someone’s emotional response to being called ‘that bitch’ in front of the entire world,” she wrote. “He promised to play the song for me, but he never did.”
Though the entertainers were never heard discussing the specific lyric “Why? I made that bitch famous” — which Swift has consistently said is what upset her — the singer received a flood of backlash from fans calling her a liar.
Following the 2016 drama, the Grammy winner embraced the snake during her Reputation era, using snake imagery on her tour sets and merchandise.
In January, Kardashian told host Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live that she was “over” the feud between her and Swift.
“Kim, you and Taylor Swift — still a beef with Taylor after all that went down?” Cohen.
“Over it,” said Kardashian, adding, “I feel like we’d all moved on.”
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Fans Slam Khloé Kardashian for Surrounding True With Expensive Birkins: ‘Give Her Some Toys’
QuoteSo much drama surrounding this mama! Khloé Kardashiantook to InstagramOpens a New Window. on Wednesday, March 6, to share a photoOpens a New Window. of her daughter, True Thompson, surrounded by Birkins. Yes, those v expensive bags that we can only dream about affording one day. Needless to say, people were, ahem, peeved.
“She don’t give a damn about these purses, give her some toys,” one commenter fumed, while another added, “This is literally my student loans in one picture.” A third, meanwhile, chimed in, “Let’s brag a little more! Why not take some of your wealth and help others?” and a fourth said, “Those bags aren’t even cute.” Ouch.
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Khloe
in Keeping Up With The Kardashians
· Edited by vast wasteland
Khloe, Khloe. How long does it take you to sift through your photos to find the one that looks the least like you? Do you think if you post enough blurred, photoshopped, altered, enhanced pictures that you will start to look like that in reality? Who do you think you are fooling? Certainly not the public, we know what you really look like. You are not a small dark girl like Kourtney or Kim, you are not a tall slender girl like Kendall, you are not a tall curvy girl like Kylie. You are Khloe, and you look like you look.
This obsession with altering your photos is a clue to your underlying problem, imo, that being that you don't feel you measure up to some plastic fantastic idea of what beauty is.
For all your platitudes and meaningful quotes, you are not really getting to the thing which causes your relationship failures. Imo.
Since you like other peoples words so much, here are some: