little hermit

FAKE TIME

I can not stand all the "good lord" talk. I don't believe they mean a word of it.

Yeah I know all that. I guess I was just trying to make snarky observations about this asinine show.

I know this might be off topic and I've yet to read all of season Fours GD's (I've read ALL of the others) but I wondered how Matt could have a drinking problem. It would mean that he got up in the middle of the nite, took the skiff out to the Integrity, (or whatever boat they had when his problem began) boat into Hoonah alone with no lites, barter for alcohol, and then manage to boat back (what is it a hour or thirty mins.? A three hour tour?) drunk with no lites. He can't even drive a car without getting a DUI. How's he suppose to manage that big ass boat under the circumstanes and get to B-town in one piece? Wouldn't someone at sometime notice he was disappearing at nite? Wouldn't someone notice he smelled of alcohol (maybe the stench of his nasty, unbathed, dirty self covered it up or he rubbed some pine needles or cedar on him)? Come to think of it the patrolman couldn't smell the alcohol on him either. Wouldn't they wonder why there was less gas in the boats? Wouldn't he have a noticeable hangover? Wouldn't he have a hard time responding to the morning gunshots and "Wakey Wakey"? Just aside, but why do people with little to no money waste a bullet to wake everyone up in the morning? Inquiring minds want to know.

And I laugh. Good one!!!!! There seems to be a lot SnowBIRD Brains out there! Now this brand new computer is not wanting to respond....freezing up.

Didn't Bear made some remark along the lines that the turbine had been the heart or soul or something of B-town? Hell they just put the damn thing up last season. I don't recall it having been mentioned as a goal to do so before last season. Where is the new homestead? How are they going to transport it there, on the Integrity? How much would it cost to get it to wherever they are going? Wouldn't it be cheaper to just put up another one? After that crash to the ground I doubt that there's not some major damage if it would work (or ever did) at all. I guess the genius No-ah will be able to fix it. So many more questions!

1st post so please give some slack if I'm all over the place. I've already lost my post once. By the time I post my observations someone may have already made the same observation or answered a question that I pose. What was that shit on Matts head when the paramedics were tending to/examining his head........slimy reddish jello? As was mentioned before I thought this explosion took place in his apartment, and that is a widely reported fact. So, how can anyone believe this story that it happened when he was alone in B-town? Have the people/fans that believe this stuff not heard about that or do they think it's just FAKE NEWS!? How come none of his family have any idea how this happened for days after? I would think one of the first things I would want to know is what and how it happened. Perhaps they just didn't want to say to much and be caught in the lie. When he told Bam he had nine staples (would the family not know that by the time he talked with Bam?) I too thought wouldn't they have had to shave off some of that mop mess of hair. I have more to say but holy sticks of butter I don't want to lose this post again. Maybe I'll try later. I am so glad I found this site and realize that I am not the only one who makes the same observations you guys do. I regret that it appears that the show is coming to and end and I won't be able to watch, question, comment, and laugh along with you. For years I have watched this show with the facial expression of a cat who just licked his butt wondering who on earth watches this? Wondering why the hell am I? Sometimes when a friend comes over I go to on demand and pull up an episode of this and torture them by making them watch some of it while I comment on it like Crow, Mike, and Tom Servo from MST 3000. Not that anyone cares but I have been without a computer for over two years. This is a new one and I can't navigate it, it does all kinds of weird things, and I'm on some medication that is messing with my ability to think, not to mention how the unrelenting pain is effecting my cognitive ability. IS THERE A SPELLCHECK ON THIS FORUM AND WHERE DO I FIND IT?