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  1. On 10/23/2017 at 2:39 AM, AntAnn said:

    I don’t know what to think of this show. I just erased what I was going to say about the producers and it was not nice.

    It does not help that they film these women's talking heads with them on teeny-tiny chairs with a the camera pointed upward from the floor. Yes, we get it, they are tall. 

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  2. 12 hours ago, CalicoskiesNC said:

    Trent handled the mouthy kids at the ride park so well.  What a genuinely nice man and great father. I really do think his interaction with those kids about the M word sunk in, and his manner was just so kind and respectful without being demeaning and angry. I like this family a whole bunch. 

    I agree, he did such a great job of explaining why the M word was offensive, and his strategy of introducing himself was really effective. He was a great role model to his own children in that moment as well. Trent is a class act. 

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  3. Paul! He drops a bomb of information on his girlfriend, and then up goes his ridiculous hoodie, and into the woods he goes! I can't believe I just watched that. Would that poop water really kill him? Karine should have pushed him in. I did catch, "I hate you!" in the closed captioning. Sounds like a true love story, doesn't it though? I am sad for Karine, because she will attach herself to this loser in order to come to the US. 

    Sean: It's me or him.

    Abby: His name is Chris. 

    Sean, she just told you everything you need to know. You are a fool to marry this girl. Chalk it up to a trip, an ipad, a laptop, and 190 pairs of panties and go home. 

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  4. 9 minutes ago, Kangatush said:

    If any of these couples do make it to the 90 days, I'm thinking they'll be on the next season which should be in a few months.  

    Please, please, please let us see Paul bring Karine to Kentucky to meet the Mother Paul. 

    "I know you've already met my mom's hair, but here she is in person." (typed into a translation app)

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  5. 17 hours ago, mythoughtis said:

    She is so selfish.

    Yup. Totally selfish. I kind of loved how Will shoved her giant legs and feet off his lap, and walked out. They've exchanged I love you's, and yet that isn't enough for Coco. There could be someone else out there! It's like she's completely forgotten the reception she received when she was dating in the past, no one was really that interested. Will seems nice, sane, and completely non-pulsed by her height. What is she thinking? She deserves to be left at the bowling alley. #teamwill

    I feel bad for the 35 year old virgin, but it seems like it's more of her choice vs not having the chance to have sex. 

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  6. Larry makes me cringe. They show up at the "luxury" hotel, and she immediately flops on the bed like a dead fish. His immediate response is to spoon her. Then it's time for pillow talk about how much they have in common, which basically amounts to her responding with, "yes, love" to all of his questions, that is until she suggested they go outside or do something, and he said, he just wants to spend time with her in the hotel room! But no sex! Larry wants FilipinoCupidJenny to be pure for the big day. 

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  7. 4 minutes ago, SoshulMeedya said:

    I hadn't noticed this before!! It's been nothing but buffoonery since he's been there. I would love to be a fly inside Karine's brain to know what she's really thinking. 

    I hadn't noticed this either. What an idiot. I mean, Jesus, the woman has arms you could grab onto as you flail in your protective gear. He deserves a penis fish at this point. 

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    I don't know anything about the sex trade, but I wonder if Chris is a pimp or something along that line? Abby is very smitten, but it seems odd to me that she and this 60+ just randomly met and got into a hot and heavy relationship.

    See, I think little Miss Abby was a pro, and possibly working over in the DR in the sex industry. I think Chris was a customer, who probably paid to have her as a "girlfriend" over one of his winter visits. He doesn't want to marry her, or bring her to US, but he doesn't mind her company for a few months, and can afford to pay her. This would also explain the bizarre conversation Abby and Sean had with her parents. I think they were generally concerned that she would be in the same situation she was with Chris, and wanted to confirm that Sean had different intentions. 

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  9. 13 minutes ago, greekmom said:

    I forgot to ask, did anyone catch Jesse in black briefs under the robe? I was ewwww'ing!

    As he was sitting there man-spreading in his flowery robe? Yeah, I caught that too. 

    Abbey and Chris have much more chemistry than Abbey and Sean. I wonder what her answer will be to: "It's me or Chris." ?

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  10. 5 minutes ago, Pondlass1 said:

    Filipino Cupid Jenny looks worn out.  She's been through this many times  - but at least this one has a camera crew following him about. So that Green Card seems a bit more promising... she could try a bit harder to look interested, tho.  

    Yeah, the flop on the bed was kind of ridiculous. She's bored with her "love" already. 

    They were also filming Larry from a weird angle as they relaxed on the bed. All I could see were his gigantic chompers. 

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    I can't stand Patrick. This kind of short and self-conscious guy who does whatever it takes to get noticed.

    Oh God, he's an insufferable show off. From the bizarre dancing (to an accordion no less!), to that ridiculous back flip, he just seems desperate. How tall is he anyway? 5'2"? (There is nothing wrong with short men, just short men who feel like they have to compensate for it!)

     

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    2 hours ago, bref said:

    Paul's splay-footed run-off into the woods from the preview is a sight that will haunt me until next week. My GOD, that man is the opposite of everything attractive. 

     

    Like, what happens over there? He tells her about his past, and then decides to.... run for it? Karine chases him, and then is seen crying in the grass with her gold belted shorts. Something about a machete and a gun shot? 

    Oh Darcy, I could see your wheels turning as you sat (makeup-less!) in that hotel lobby. I know you are desperate to get married for some reason, and you probably believe that you are in love with Jesse, but really, do you want to be told what to do by a 24 year old for the rest of your life? 

    Hey Sean, Abbey is in love with Chris. You are the second choice!

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  12. I wish Patrick would take a break from obsessively licking his lips to realize that Myriam is pregnant and not into him at all!

    Larry is just pathetic. It's almost hard to watch (but of course I will keep watching, because: trainwreck!)

    I almost missed Darcy and her chokers this week. Almost. 

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    There is nothing about Paul that would lead me to believe she wants to sex him that bad. 

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    And his pants keep falling down and drooping. I can't.

    I think Karine wants to have sex with Paul because in her mind it solidifies their relationship. It's like, let's have sex, get engaged, and start this green card process. Karine wants to go the US, and eventually bring her family here. If Paul is the vehicle to that scenario playing out, well then, she'll do it. 

    I think his pants keep falling down because he only weighs roughly 98 pounds. He has tiny little spaghetti arms, and tiny sloping shoulders, and probably a tiny weenie. 

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    Jenny is surprisingly  ugly. Please note that she never displayed her teeth on pics. Nor did Corny.

    I noticed that almost everyone seems to look much better in their online photos, than in person. Especially Corny. When her and Antonio were doing their selfie photo-shoot in his bunk, the pictures of Corny (with her mouth closed of course), were almost attractive. And Jenny, girl, you missing some teeth! Hopefully, Larry won't mind. He's got chocolate for the family!

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  15. Can you imagine how filthy the two bathrooms are after just one day? Who gets the fun job of cleaning those???? 

    This family, ugh. They are the most co-dependent people who have every crossed my screen. It's like the adult children are prisoners, and have resigned to following Bill Sr. wherever he commands. He can tout "traditional family values," all he wants, but it reads more like brainwashing, control, and emotional blackmail. He reminds me of a cult leader. 

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    Don't think the TV audience is responding to an emotionally crippled family with a domineering  father holding his family physically and emotionally too close and too tight because of his insecurities.

    Considering this is the description for Alaskan Bush People, the audience may tune in....

    So there are 12 girl grandchildren, most of whom will all hit puberty around the same time. I would kill myself living there. Maybe that is why they need 34k square feet in the new manse? 

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     She said that She worked 50-60 hours per week and even stayed with the babies when they went on their 10 day/night, kids free anniversary  trip to the Bahamas. 

    That seems like an awfully long kid-free vacation for a couple who have 5 toddlers!

    It was great to see the quints being hilarious and adorable again tonight, and we had less depression arc story line. Blayke seems like such a nice big sister and a great helper. Hopefully her sweet nature continues and she doesn't become resentful of the attention-getters one day. 

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    And Paul's ability to even figure out phonetically his "can I marry your daughter" speech to Karine's father was horrible.  He couldn't even pronounce the words closely enough for the father to figure out what he was trying to say.  That's REALLY unacceptable.

    Never mind the miming he was doing that looked more like, "Can I stick my penis in her?" (after the battery of tests of course) than "Can I marry her?" Freaking Paul. 

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    A couple episodes ago, when  Sean gave Abby the laptop and ipad, did you see her hands when she took them? She was making the open palmed, "gimme, gimme" gesture to him, like, "c'mon dude, just give me the stuff, already!'.  That was either a trick of editing, or she is one cold you know what.

    Is it customary to bring your beloved-even-though-you've-never-met-in-person a lap top and an ipad? I know it's customary in the Family Pedro (don't forget the flat screen TV, Pedro!), but it just seems like some of the foreigners expect lavish gifts upon arrival (No Paul, your creepy stuffed animals and litany of health tests do NOT apply). Then there was the panty explosion that was... creepy and weird too. 

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