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Don’t know if this has been discussed elsewhere, but I’m puttin’ it out there that as of the-Lindsey-is-tearing-up-Scott’s-office episode, I think girl is definitely back on drugs. There is a distinctive drug addict jaw clench that she is doing in most of her talking heads....that wasn’t there before.
In other news, Scott’s a dick and he’s getting off on the drama. One phone call and he could put her back in jail, but he doesn’t, so whatevs.
I loathe all of them, but just keep watching. Ugh. WHY.
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On 10/20/2020 at 10:03 AM, Swenson said:
It actually plays out more like a SNL skit based on Supermarket Sweep rather than the emphasis being on the actual game We don't need inept employees or flirtatious cashier's.
Exactly. "Inept" employees add nothing, slow down the game and doesn't feel particularly respectful of essential grocery workers who have worked their asses off during the pandemic. YMMV.
I was a SAHM during the original runs and recently binge watched the previous seasons. I'm a huge fan and was fully prepared to love this.
Then I watched. I had liked Leslie Jones well enough, and thought her back story of truly loving the original would probably make her a great fit. Wrong. Leslie Jones absolutely kills it for me and I'm sad about it! Wah! The energy isn't "fun", it's effing frantic! I've watched for two weeks now and am so agitated by Leslie's non-stop screaming that I can't enjoy the show. Not even a little. STFU, Leslie! I won't be watching anymore episodes and I'm bummed about it. Boo. Hiss.
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I haven’t watched WW in months, maybe years...I tried today.
NOPE.
Cliff notes, please? WTF is she on? Glassy eyed, not making sense, slurring...it was impossible to watch and I turned the channel when she started slapping her cheeks and talking about how loud it was. Drugs? Alcohol? Illness? I don’t know what she’s dealing with, but she shouldn’t be on TV.
Let me repeat that. She should not be on TV. The worst.
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Just finished binging season 8 so if you haven’t watched it yet, you might want to stop reading right here.
Alle isn’t believable as Top Dog. Has zero presence, charisma ...nothin’. Black eyeliner does not make ye a Top Dog.
Love the Reb character and the actor who plays him is giving a powerful performance. I hope he will be recognized for it. And the actor is gorgeous....can’t stop staring. I haven’t googled the actor to know if they identify as male or female in their real life but the writers are doing ground breaking work with the transgender storyline and I appreciate it. On a side note, I’m predicting that Sheila is Reb’s mother.
Love/hate the Ferguson character. It is so well acted and written, but at the same time....really? She doesn’t stay dead? Is she Satan? The audience is expected to believe that she absolutely cannot be killed? Meh.
They are setting up something sinister between Ferguson and Vera’s adorable baby and I don’t want to watch it. Just the thought is giving me high anxiety.
Loving Mari this season. Thought I was loving Judy but I was wrong.
I am so glad this show is back and didn’t realize how much I missed it! Now I’m sad because I binged it over the course of two days and don’t have any new episodes left to watch! Argh!
Edit: A 10 second internet search on Reb tells me that he is played by an actor named Zoe Terakes. They don’t appear to be transgender in their real life? 🤔🤷🏼♀️ Not sure. Either way, I’m obsessed with the jaw dropping acting skills. WOW!
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Oh boy.
I see the same blown out face and ridiculous duck-face mugging for the camera that you all do...but what I can’t get over is how TANKED she is. Good lard! I loathe Darcey as much as anyone but her slurred words and involuntary twitching scream an alcohol or drug abuse problem. It’s all fun and games until it’s not. That shit ain’t cute, Darce.-
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At this point, Ben is being flat out conned by Bikini’s family. They’re a pack of miserables and is the mother ever capable of looking pleasant? Good grief. Cultural differences or not, I’m over it.
Speaking of being over it, get off my screen Caesar. If he didn’t have the IQ of a thumbtack, I would believe he is trolling TLC.
I will deny saying this, but for the first time EVER, I felt a fleeting moment of compassion for Darcey. She looked genuinely elated (and sober) while Tom (potato with a hair hat) was smooth talking her over dinner. Girl is over the moon. I almost feel bad about the dumpster fire that we all know is coming. Then I remember DUMPSTER FIRE! Squeee! Jump! Jump! Clap! Clap!
I’ve decided that Tiny Tim seduces “models” by exploiting his gift of being exceptionally good with children. And no, I don’t think there is anything weird about a male that is naturally good with kids. What I do think is weird...is Tim. Is his misshapen head growing like a goiter? Start watching for it you guys, once you notice, you’ll never be able to stop!
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16 hours ago, OldButHappy said:
Interesting! I can understand that. It sounds like you have a loving and well-adjusted family.
Were the woman's subsequent husbands ok with their stepdaughter calling your brother Dad?
Thanks. “Loving and well-adjusted” is a bit lofty but we do ok.
Her husbands (she had two) and his wife were fine with it because it was never presented to them in any other way than that she was his daughter. Because she was and is. In every sense of the word except for biological.
Tim is weird AF but my brother is one of the very best men I know so I’ll give Tim a conditional pass on this. For now. It is an unusual situation...so I can see why it could get the side eye from some.
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Boring Deavan and Jihoon can get bent. BYE.
Runner up is Caeser because he’s an idiot.
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7 hours ago, OldButHappy said:
I can't ignore that he's a dude who insists on co-parenting the pre-teen daughter of a woman he has broken up with. I've lived all over the country, and have known all kinds of people, from all kinds of cultures, with all kinds of different lifestyles; I've never known anyone who's boyfriend from their 20's co-parented after the break up. I know many step-parents who remain involved with kids after divorce. That's very different. But making the acceptance of an ex-girlfriend's daughter as his own daughter a pre-requisite of all future relationships? Nope. And nope.
It happens.
While in his 20’s, my brother dated a single woman with an infant daughter. The relationship with the woman didn’t pan out but, by that time, the entire family (me included) had bonded with the little girl. The woman and my brother remained the best of friends even after they both moved on to marry other people. My niece always refered to my brother as “Dad” and he officially adopted her when she was in her late teens. Morgan is 35 now and has always been accepted as a much loved member of the family.
Tim’s situation isn’t the norm, but I get it.
In other news, these two will never last. Her dad castrates bulls with his bare hands and Tim enjoys Starbucks and Uggs.
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Welp, I’m out. I was halfway buying into these two dopes before suffering through Jenny’s terrible acting last night. Sure, Jan. The India marriage mafia showed up at your door and smashed Some Meats shrine. I mean....come on. Her acting chops were just beyond crap. Boo. Hiss.
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2 hours ago, charmed1 said:
Laura looks like my sixth grade P.E. teacher.
Laura looks like everyones sixth grade P.E. Teacher.
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This “couple” has become too stupid to watch and my stupid bar is embarrassingly low.
I’d like to see TLC do (what would end up being) their crappy version of a Dateline investigation. Ms “I love you my husband” is sending those same videos to multiple people. DUH. I can’t watch them anymore.
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WTH YOU GUYS!!! I cannot be the only one who watched this season. Seriously. Come out of your closets, people! Where you at? I see you!
As per usual, this season was a complete bust. However...I was filled with less self loathing for watching this shit than I usually am, so either it was better or my bar is now on the floor.
The whole “music is our lives” angle is such a huge joke. That being said, the twins should take whatever money they can manage to squeeze out of that catchy tune and run like hell. Abril is an unlikeable mess and her drunken performance for the pretend music execs(?) was cringe worthy. Not because of the music, but because they were laughing AT her. I understand the pretend “tour” but let’s get real...these aholes will be marketing to people who want to make fun of their physical features and that made me surprisingly uncomfortable. It goes against what I want to think the purpose of the franchise was...to build understanding and acceptance for the LPs within our communities
Yoinks. Welcome back to the stone ages where little people are viewed as gawk worthy entertainment. No bueno. LP Terra would not approve.
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I watched and it was a bad time. And after having a few weeks off from these dolts, I viewed a lot of the scenes differently. The first time around I’d just suffered through the entire season and had ground my teeth into nubs. This time around was just sad. There is no store, Nicole. He wants you to go away but you just won’t leave. The body language between them is even sadder. What a mess.
Where is she now? Is anyone following her on social media?
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OMG! I thought this crappy franchise had been deservedly canceled but it’s back! Nooo. The only thing worse than knowing I’ll be watching is knowing that I’m going to be the only viewer! Hello? Hello? Is this thing on?
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32 minutes ago, blubld43 said:
I can't wait for tonight's finale. Ashley is in the hospital, Larissa may or may not be in jail.....and Kalani is still mad that that sneaky Asuelu got her pregnant again!
Agree. Sunday is my favorite viewing night. 100% because I’m on the west coast and start LMAO over on the forum’s live thread that starts at 5:00.
26 minutes ago, sarkygal said:This season is too heavy and dark. I almost can’t snark because their real lives are legitimately fucked up and it’s all playing out so horrifically and publicly.
Almost. Kalani is still a tool.
Over to Love after lockup where they’re the snarkable victims of their own bad choices.
Agree. With Ashley in the hospital again this is starting to not be fun anymore. No doubt I’ll rally, but still. This is just a mess.
25 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:I have said it before in these forums: She may not be everyone's cup of cocoa but Kathy Griffith would slay it as the host. She loves reality tv and would open every wound!!!
Totally agree! I hadn’t thought of her before but she would be perfect. I bet she’d take the gig!
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On 1/10/2019 at 3:42 PM, ChiCricket said:
Interesting..huh.
(I think this is Kolani posting)
Wut? So if “the way he spoke in interviews isn’t the way you’d hear him speak in person or the way you’d hear him speak Samoan” is true, it supports the theory that these people are all just really horrible idiot actors. Asuelu was hired for the role of “Slow Coconut Dude”
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6 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:
Damn. I forgot this was on tonight! Late again.
Gasp! I spent all week looking forward to this shit show!
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I’m stoked to hate watch this tell-all. Got my feed bag of Cheetos ready to go!
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I just watched this for the second time. I’m not proud of it, but it happened.
You guys. WHAT has happened to Coltee’s body? I don’t think he had those “curves” at the beginning of the season. His moobs are reaching Angela territory and he has a waist and hips! And Larissa put in her vows that she will work with his “difference”? WUT?
There’s an elephant in the room and it’s wearing a poorly fitted suit!
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5 hours ago, zenme said:
(Okay, I'm being particularly mean today. I'll purge this for the new year.)
Please don’t. I hang out here for the snark. 👀
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Ok, guys. Surviving R. Kelly premieres on January 3rd. Is anyone else going to try and stomach this? I plan to take a run at it, but it’s three nights long and the topic is pretty revolting, so.
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Ok, episode 12 and Coltee’s moobs are out of control! His body shape matches someone who lost a tremendous amount of weight and is now gaining it back...
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Leida’s wedding venue is ridic! I can smell the dusty plastic plants and discount buffet from here. It’s fantastic!
And Kalani looks like her brother in a wedding dress. The belt is not helping.
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S13.E16: Reunited
in RuPaul's Drag Race
People! I expected to see everyone here as blown away by Joey J's video as much as I was! What? Where my people at??? IMO, there was no comparison to any of the others. He played EVERY character and 100% nailed the mannerisms of each! I was rolling! Enjoyed Utica's as well, but would still rate Joey J's as #1. Love that he could have hired generic backups but instead performed each band member.
Rose was the only one to nail the 69 questions...the rest of them came off as obnoxious.
And why TF is Kandy still there?