Sista Snarky

Hello Jake from State Farm...I need to add my ugly donut leggings to the policy. ??

I love a good game & was set to suggest something like Name that Tune...where people claim they could make a dish...with 7 cans jars and/or bags (of nonsense). It would be difficult to build a dish with the strange odd & ends in that mess. It would be more like Chopped...when you open a basket & get matzo meal Peeps canned clams pea soup & a box of grape jell-o. I guess I could start by claiming the pimento cheese as my first distasterous SW ingredient.

I could see Caleb crying to Maddie... "There's LLR in the bathtub & it's time I take my monthly bath" Or I could picture him making moonshine. & dang the Maddie defenders of "all good" won't like this but...in that picture looks like Maddie missed her monthly bath. ?

Looks like she went for broke at a Shoprite Can Can sale ?

Yes that's it! Thanks Roslyn! I was hoping a storm would roll through putting the Directv in "searching for satellite signal" mode when that scene was playing out. ?

"Here's the thing" can go in the special honeymoon package.... * Only to be used when the bride & groom abstain until their wedding night...& exchange the "gift" that is truly magical. I think Kody said magical. I was focused on not slitimg my wrists with the mailing tape dispenser when he was singing that particular song.

Considering all those sappy "inspirational" quotes & signs they all love to throw around & hang & their love of the MLMs I'm surprised nobody is hawking the MLM essential oils. There's even one big EO MLM based in Lehi...Young Living. They'd probably have to take out 8th mortgages on the McMansions to be able to afford a handful of 5ml bottles of the stuff...but one size fits all & they could do " custom blends" using favorite words & phrases in their vocabulary... "Process" "Dill with it" "Fillings" "Safe place" "Happy Family" (borrow that one from Chinese takeout) "Catalyst" "Conceptualize" "Compartmentalize" "Grifter" (knockoff of Thieves blend) "Love Potion #5" (for the new wife in life) "Welfare"

Talk about "the LLR bottom" falling out in every way imaginable... http://www.businessinsider.com/lularoe-customers-complain-popular-leggings-are-tearing-2017-2?r=UK&IR=T

For the leggings...yes indeed! Those are the 2 sizes. So LLR peeps have to be very gentle when it comes to tugging...but they get a green light to shove their ass in a pair of leggings that have that wide of a sizing spectrum. It must make perfect sense...on Planet LuLaRoe.

I work from home (not selling LuLaRoe) & would be a such a loyal watcher of that shitshow. ?? ?

So true! The frolicking through the forest photos with friends (wearing LLR) that Meri posts on IG suggest exactly that. That strong "sisterhood" bond that she considers there with her LLR friends & so obviously not when it comes to the other Sister Wives.

LLR Leggings sizes.. One size (2-12) Tall & Curvy (12-22) ?

Meri probably fills that sign is famous. When they were all gathered together with Nancy hashing out the Catfish situation...Meri was crying & pissed off at the world & the film crew captured her & the bottom of that sign in the background. The only words on the screen to be seen were "gone terribly wrong" through the entire fiasco. That about sums it up with this show.... ?

Meri should avoid the color orange at all times. ??

Caleb is almost a decade older than Maddie. Instead of establishing himself as the man of the house...they have no house while Kody (as he barked out at the coffee place in Hawaii) is the General & leader of the family (that includes Caleb & Maddie). Kody calls the shots & they are expected to obey him. Caleb should go (real life) work before he finds himself totally emasculated. Maddie already leads him around by the nose & expects him to say "yes...you're my angel...my princess...my queen" on demand. Before the wedding I assumed that Caleb's father would not be the type co-sign the nonsense...but going along with that silly "son...get down on your knees" knighting put that notion right out the window.