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Oh I think "fucking work" is exactly appropriate for what she's doing. Wait, is this show trying to tell me TLC cant afford to buy airplane tickets for the people they want to appear on their own show. Ive never heard of guests buying their own tickets to appear on a talk show.

Random observations from the show: Whether it be in Vietnam or the United States, Narkyiea WILL find ice cream. No way Anfisha is 20 but even if shes 28 she is not gonna age well. Its gonna literally get ugly soon for Jorge. Every time Anfisha looks at Jorge with pure hate in her eyes a flush of blood runs to the tip of his penis. The false drama over whether methy Lloyd Christmas will object during the wedding maybe the worst thing in the history of things. If Alla's sister wants to move to the US, Id gladly be her fiancee. Im not even an insecure goober like Matt. Azan seems smart, no way he's waiting two years for that trainwreck. I miss looking at Chantels exquisite breasts this episode.

Pretty good predictions except there is no way Nicole is chasing anyone across the desert. She gets winded eating too fast let alone moving in sand.

Between the commercials, the previously on, the flashbacks, and the coming up there is MAYBE 20 minutes of material per show. Also, Chantel has a 10 cent head but my kryptonite is boobs and those are magnificent.

Not all men are jealous and insecure about their wives/girlfriends having sexy photos done of them. I didnt have a problem when my Finnish wife did that. Probably because I dont have a stick up my ass Puritan worldview and am secure in my relationship.

Marrying a sexy Columbian that likes to flaunt her body then complaining when said Columbian acts sexy and flaunts her body is the act of a stupid, petulant baby.

Unfortunately nothing good, having worked at animal shelters I can tell you that Anfisa is the kind of person who will never clean the litter box which will eventually lead to the cat going to the bathroom on the carpet or someplace, which of course will lead to these idiots thinking there is something wrong with the cat and dumping it off at the city animal control center where it will likely be euthanized.

Every good story needs a compelling villain AND hero. Unfortunately this season is nothing but villains. You always should have someone to root for in these scripted reality shows. Who are we supposed to cheer for? The closest one has to be Alla who is willing to put up with an oblivious, insecure man-child so she can give her child a better life. Mothers are supposed to sacrifice for their children and that is what she is doing. A noble person. No one else is even close. Matt- Has not enough emotional maturity yet, and probly never will. Wanting to suck in another poor woman to be controlled as wife number 4. Unable or unwilling to provide the adult emotional stability needed for a healthy relationship. Anfisa- This seasons Big Bad, honest about wanting to suck another person dry for their money, but a vampire is still a vampire albeit with collagen lips. Jorge- Emotionally immature (notice a trend). Willing to go bankrupt so someone marginally attractive will be with him, even if they tell him straight up that they are using him. Could do lots of good things with all that money. Probly wants to be cuckolded. Pedro & Chantel - Just searching for a good looking lay. Azan - Not the vile, evil person that Mo is but still taking advantage of a child who is much less attractive than he is. Nicole- Obviously not intelligent and has severe emotional problems, which is bad in itself but she also appears to be a terrible mother and that is unacceptable. Catfish couple- Dont know much but who has sympathy for someone falling for the Nigerian scams?

I worked in Finland for a year and it was acceptable and normal for middle aged women to go out clubbing and dancing late into the night.