DolceAndMohamed

Yes, can we please discuss Patrick's affinity for Coors light? Does he love it more than Matt?

I know the answer is "No, Nicole does not know this and has not thought about this" but doesn't she realize that Mae's father (or baby daddy in Lowo-speak) would have to sign off on her passport before she brings her to Morocco? I have all kinds of thoughts about what kind of guy he is, so this would make for a good episode of Happily Ever After next season. I also love that Anfisa and Chantel believe we are obsessed with shitting on them. Actually, we've had more fun shitting on Patrick and River, thank you very much. Save your tears. Side characters have always been my favorite (Margarita Bev, Kyle's roommate, Loren's sister, Mama Fernando, Brett's roommates, Faith, Jason's dad, to name a few....)

i really think patrick and river should meet on the reunion show, or at least have their own spin off about trials and tribulations when having romantic feelings for your siblings. i also think river should return his glasses to my father in the 1970s

i wonder if that cash was part of the $15k he got from his deal at the 99 cent store

Quick side note, but did anyone else make out "Jorge's" shitty Spanish and realize he directed his "client" to a 99 cent store for his "$15,000 deal"

YES!!! I was thinking that too. Probably why Patrick hasn't put a ring on his lovely girlfriend, too busy bashing/swooning lil bro. River and Patrick should be friends since they both are in love with their siblings. Maybe that's what the prenups are REALLY for....

That was for real the WORST looking bachelor party I can imagine, what shit friends. Regardless of where Pedro comes from, I get a vibe that Chantel's family has some money lined up for her. I once lived in a similar studio apartment, and worked my ass off to pay for it, certainly didn't have time to sit in bed "stressed" or go on vacations to fucking Panama city florida (for reasons I will never understand). Her parents seem very helicopter-y, which is why their kids sit in bed and call out of school when "stressed" and it wouldn't surprise me if they will never see a student loan

I know I'm a bit late to this, but is anyone else pissed there's no ultra-religious gay man on this season?