I'm not sure whose idea it was to have the 2-on-1 confrontation with Chad take place on the Blair Witch Date in the middle of the woods (now with 200% more axes and machetes!), but I hope whoever it was also thought to take along the surely very effective Short and Portly Security Guard. Hopefully armed with a tranq gun. Was there room for him in the helicopter? One can only hope.
Speaking of the helicopter... glad Chad was seemingly able to hoof it all the way back to the house after his helicopter ride. That doesn't seem like a stretch at all. (There was a helicopter right? I wasn't just imagining that?)