Jodie Landon
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I loved her reaction too. I think she was close to blurting out how stupid she thinks Amina is but somehow found enough restraint to hold it in.Thanks! I knew she had a sister; just didn't realize it was a twin. I loved watching Amina's sister's reaction to everything Amina was saying, because I could see the thought bubble above her head saying "I told you so. Didn't I tell you that would happen? SMFH!" Lol!
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Why is Tara so judgmental about Amina being pregnant when she's pregnant herself? Others have said that they can see her bump on the show.
Speaking, of Amina her tears over her pregnancy left me unmoved. She shouldn't have slept with Dirty Feet Pete in the first place, but if she was unable to resist his charm, good looks and wonderful personality she should've done like her sister wife Tara did a couple of years back and taken 2 Plan B's.
I felt not an ounce of sympathy for Tandy or Menses. I was irritated when he told his son that he's not going away by choice. Yes, you are. You made bad choices and now you're going to prison for it.
Yandy makes bad fashion choices...and relationship choices, life choices, just bad choices all around.
Mary Lynn is defintely trying to be the white Lil' Kim or Trina. First, with her hoe song and then in that snippet they played of her song heading into the commercial break I heard her say something about eating or licking truffle butter. Gross.
That BBwhatever song was awful. "A bitch like me. A bitch like me. Tatatalicious!" I think that's what I heard, but I don't understand.
It was interesting to hear that Remy is more concerned about going to the zoo than recording. I guess prison makes you appreciate the little things.
I don't understand why Cardi fought Self's chick instead of hitting Self for playing her.
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I agree with all of this, especially Peter's haggard appearance. Last night I noticed that in his talking heads his eyes seem to be growing further and further apart. I don't remember them being that far apart back in his Twism days.Peter/Amina/Tara
Someone posted before they are one floor away from Sister Wives - so I guess Peter is pimping his version of Sista Wives.
Of the 3, I am most disgusted by Tara. Amina is not a groupie he fucked and married cause he got her pregnant. They were married for some time BEFORE she got pregnant. They were married before the first season filmed. During the second season she was pregnant and had the baby. If Amina was a mistake that went too far - that is on Peter. There was no need for him to marry her when he did - and if he had second thoughts - he could have not gone through with marrying her. In NY, you can't just walk into a court house and say I want to get married today. You have to file for a license, get tests done and there is a waiting period. He wanted to marry her.
Tara was still fucking Peter after she found out that Peter married her. She continued to fuck with him last season with their trip to Barbados and she continues to fuck him this season. She claims she moved to Amina's building for her kids - BULLshit. You moved to have access to the Ole Turtle faces dick. You moved there and want this season to showcase you as the winner of getting him back.
Anyone besides me - looks at Peter and says wow he is aging really bad. He is quickly morphing into Yoda. May The Ho Be With Ya
I think Amina still has a shot at being free of this man. Get your own place for you and your baby. Ask your sister or mom to move in with you and move on with your life.
Tara is a lost cause. She made her bed and is quite comfortable with her position. I hope Amina and Peter divorce and then Tara's head implodes when he doesn't marry her when the divorce is finalized
PS: Didn't Tara promote some BS business venture last season about "etiquette and manners" in a public forum. She must have tons of clientele and business must be poppin - Bwahahahaha
Count me among those who are uncomfortable with a 16 year old's virginity being discussed on national tv, but I really don't think Rich knows any better. Even though his daughter is just 2 years away from being legal, fatherhood seems new to him. He strikes me as the type who babysits his own kids.
What qualifies Rah to be a manager? Yandi, I understand (though given the questionable decisions she's made in her personal life I wouldn't dare trust her with my career) but what's on Rah's resume?
Cardi B was annoying but I think she'll be entertaining.
I love that Papoose is protective of Remy. He seems genuine.
I know I shouldn't condone violence but that slap was damn near perfect. That being said I want Peter and both of his side chicks off my tv. This is Soulja Boy, Nia and Nas x10. Tara annoyed me with her, "Amina and I deserve to know the truth." The truth is that you are a bird sharing an ain't shit Negro with another bird. The end.
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How dare yall not mention the GLORY that was young Chicken Noodle Soup Girl ACTUALLY being about that life and giving BBOhNo 15 complete ass stitches.
Get into the fact that Long Purple Hair wasn't even the one she had beef with. Purple hair jumped in a fight with a friend and got beat up with a CLUB. like protect your car CLUB. Lil B for President.
Here's what I don't understand about BBOhNo: if you ran up on somebody and they beat your ass so badly that you ended up in the ER with 15 stitches, what would cause you to think it a good idea to run up on them AGAIN? Maybe she was counting on security to break them up but she seemed a little too eager to risk receiving a 2nd ass whooping. Lil B even told her she wasn't about that life. A club though? For some reason that makes it even more embarrassing
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I cackled out loud. BBOD is now officially BB Oh No, thank you Jodie Landon!
Anyway. Look, I just cannot.
Tara and Amina have been on my last nerve for two seasons now. They're idiots. I know that's harsh but I can't even deal with them anymore. Peter is slime and they insist on fighting over him. STILL. Where is Lord Tariq to gather Peter?
Young B is the Chicken Noodle Soup girl. OMG I feel so old.
Yandy....Sigh. Where is her praying grandmother?
It is refreshing to see Papoose treat Remy Ma with such care, kindness, and genuine love. It's nice to see a non-dysfunctional relationship on this garbage heap of a show.
You're very welcome. Thank you for praying grandmother. Now every time I see Yandy I'm going hear Helen Baylor's voice singing, "But I had a praying grandmother, and IIIIIIIIII had to leeeeeearrrrn to caaaaall on the naaaaaaame of JeeeSUS!"
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I didn't think reality show song lyrics could get any worse than Fizz's "I love it when you looking decent," but then "Once upon a time not long ago I was a hoe" happened.
Yandy's crocodile tears didn't move me. I only feel sorry for the kids because they clearly have two dumb parents.
The B.B.Oh No chicks are really hard to look at.
Death to that ashy pink lipstick they all insist on wearing.
I don't know who Cardi B. is but she looks like she'll be good tv.
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Lol at the dresses. Remember, they had time for "Alex" to get her dress completed tailored to fit.
Elias falsified info a major case. They threatened to expose it and him. Wait, where have we heard this dastardly sub plot before?
Honestly, how exactly does this episode get Simon out of the running?. Obviously, the second bomb location was based on a fake out by someone who understood what the FBI and other alphabets would do when evacuating the hotel, right?. Didn't Simon "figure out" that the bomb would be in the boiler?. And didn't he press the button anyway - why was that?
Simon didn't press the button. When they first found him he said if he let it go the bomb would go off. So after the bomb was defused Alex told him he could let it go, even NOBODY from the bomb squad had even looked at the remote in his hand. They just trusted the all- mighty Alex to tell them about it. See how that worked out? This show sucks.
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I watch the LHH franchise...heck I will probably watch the Steebie & Ya-so-leene Show.
I was listening to one of my Vloggers (4itsrox). She follows someone on Instagram who said that Tara is 6 months pregnant with another Peter Gunz baby. Egads!
I read that somewhere too. I bet Tara thinks that she's winning. Mona possesses the inherent gift of locating the birdiest of birds. It's like she has low self-esteem radar.
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I missed the first half of the reunion, but it doesn't sound like I missed much. When I started watching Nia, her crusty ass dude, and his groupie were doing their segment. Nia must have the lowest of low self-esteem. I can't understand why she stays with him. She can't even say she was blinded by his good looks, charm, or intellect and I seriously doubt he's really worth $25 million, so what is it?
I know our current society frowns upon body shaming, but for all of the times Princess called Tierra (still can't spell her name without Googling) fat, she's really not that much slimmer that T.
I remember seeing Willie in a music video with his group (pre-Day 26) on BET's Midnight Love back in 2002, so he's been at this for a while. I'm all for following your dreams but if you're in your 30's and haven't become an R&B sensation after almost 15 years, then it's probably time to accept that it's probably not going to happen. Realistically he could probably make money as a background vocalist...I just don't see him becoming a star.
Willie and Shanda vehemently denied being broke, but were talking about being behind on their bills earlier in the season. So either they lied or are lying; either way I don't care and hope they don't come back.
I laughed when the host asked Moniece if she had any final thoughts, and after getting no response she moved right along, "No? Oh, well I hope you have a good night." I can't stand Brandy but I'm grateful to her for foiling Moniece's plan to garner sympathy at the reunion.
New York looks like it's going to be so much more entertaining than the LA fakery.
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If Porsha did not harm Kenya, it was not due to lack of trying. She pulled her hair AND dragged her down and across the floor with the hair. That could have been a lot more serious...neck, head injuries... than Cynthia kicking off Porsha once she lunged at her.
Porsha pulled Kenya's hair, but I think they hit floor because the producer grabbed Porsha and kind of tackled her while Kenya's hair was in her hands. He made a bad situation worse...and did it again this time on the boat.
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I was only half listening (because I now watch this show out of habit) but I think she said she wears the fake scar as a reminder of her sacrifice she made for her daughter...which doesn't make much sense. It seems like the photo of the daughter she can't see any more would a big enough reminder.I mean WTF can they do about it? It's pretty stupid though. She stuck on a fake scar to fool a judge. Now she has to wear it for ever? If the judge was dumb enough to fall for it in the first place, why not pay a visit to Lourdes, then claim that the scar was magically healed?
And maybe I'm missing something here, but if you were conducting super secret surveillance and didn't want anyone to know wouldn't you, I don't know, maybe, possibly, probably LOCK THE FREAKIN' DOOR?!
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Forget good lotion (as opposed to bad lotion?). They should've used some good concealer to hide those bags under Moniece's eyes.A Festivus gift for you all.....
That song and video are all types of awful. "I love it when you lookin decent," "Pussy smell like a rose," and "I'm fuckin bitches on accident." Just terrible.
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Moniece to Brandi: You are not my childs mother!
Bitch, neither are you!
Amen!
I swear that was my response, too, when she said that. I don't really care for Brandy, Amber or Stripper Shanda but I was totally fine with them calling Moneice out for being a deadbeat. None of her explanations were valid excuses for not being a mom to the little boy she chose to bring into this world.
Princess annoyed me too, cheering every time somebody called Ray J out for his scandalous ways. If you think he's a bad influence and whatnot, why are you with him?
Milan annoys me because he's always saying things that he thinks make him sound profound and intelligent, but in reality they demonstrate how dumb he is. Like last week, it was pretty clear that he had just recently learned the word,"salacious," and decided to use it as many times as he could to impress Miles' mom.
Tiearra annoys me because I sat through her stupid lipo scenes, all so she could end up looking exactly the same. What a waste of (my) time!
I was annoyed for Nikki when she was crying (I guess she was crying. I'm sure she was hurt but I didn't see any actual tears) over losing her brother and Brandy wouldn't get out of her face. Give her some room, damn.
Pretty much everyone on this show annoys me, and yet I'll be back here next week.
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While many seem to think it was messy for Nikki to tell Rich what Moniece said, I didn't mind at all. I'll never forget that Moniece is a deadbeat and deadbeats don't deserve nice things.
Apryle was really doing the most during Omarion's performance. I don't know any Omarion songs that require the amount of passion that she was putting into singing along with him on stage...then again I don't really know any Omarion songs.
Also she talked about being a musician, but has yet to sing or play anything on this show. When she listed all the things she had to do in order to prepare to release her music she mentioned getting her body tight, but nothing about voice lessons, recording sessions, writing songs. And she's pregnant again so I guess next season we'll hear about how that's holding her back too.
Princess is stupid for going back to Ray, but judging by her decision to be apart of Money Mayweather's harem for so long she just doesn't seem to think she deserves better.
I hope Miles and Milan don't come back next season. The story line had potential but it reeked of fakery and they're both just too whiny for my taste.
This season was boring. I want ATL back.
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Only a loser would admit to liking a Ray J song. That's why I'm not going to tell anyone that I loved the hell out of his first two singles (Let It Go and Everything That You Want) back in '97. I also won't tell anybody that I kept the song he did on the Dr. Doolittle soundtrack on repeat (ok, on rewind...it was a cassette tape), or that I recorded Brandy's Best Friend video just to see him dance, or that I had posters of him from Black Beat and Word Up magazines. Nope, I'm taking my secret and brief stint as a Ray J fan to the grave.
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Was I mistaken? Near the end I thought Olivia got a call and told...whomever...to come on up. But then no one came on up. ...Was I imagining that, or did I miss something?
It was the delivery guy bringing up her new couch.
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I worried about Oliver more than I wondered if Glen is really dead.
Who do you think Analiese sent the selfie too? lol I'm thinking Eve, even though it said "Mama"
I think it was actually her mother because when her mother came to visit she pointed out that Analiese's hair wasn't done, and combed it for her. Before Analiese sent the pic she made sure that her natural hair was perfectly coiffed.
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I think it's kind of hypocritical for Fizz to talk about not wanting Moniece to bring just anybody around their son, when he didn't seem to have a problem introducing his "appetizer" to Cam. I also hate that he thanked Moniece for spending time with her own son. I don't believe in getting kudos for doing what you're supposed to do.
I was with Hazel until she started talking about the (no) Hit Maker again. After the show she was on Twitter claiming that she's tired of talking about Berg but production made her bring it up.
I'm mad production couldn't find more than 8 people to attend Willie's performance, and word to whoever said that his wife was lying when she said she didn't want to strip. After she talked to Screwface (always hated his name, even back during the Making the Band days) she all but sprinted back to the pole.
So last season Teiarra failed to properly prepare for her showcase. This season she gets lipo instead of working out, and shows up to a fitting with paper fashions. She's lazy and that, coupled with her bad attitude, is probably why she got dropped from her record labels and her career never really took off.
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I think in this particular case Joseline is the trick (the person who pays for sex) and Dime Penny is the hoe. If there was a third party who brokered the deal, they would be the pimp...but I've also heard the word "trick," used interchangeably with "hoe," so who knows?
Stevie and Joseline love throwing money at people. He made it rain on Nikko at the reunion that time.
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Love & Hip Hop: New York - General Discussion
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Yorma is easily impressed and has low standards and even lower self-esteem. All it took was an announcement on the radio, some flowers and a short car ride for Self to get back in her good graces.
Self ain't slick. I heard when he said, "Yorma will always be my girlfriend." She thought it was romantic then but next season they'll be arguing because he won't put a ring on it.
Cardi B is loud and obnoxious but I still like her. I don't know why but I chuckled when she said, "Ever since I started using these guys I so much better about myself.
Every week Mo gives me another reason to dislike her. She talks a lot of trash like she doesn't remember that she got busted in the face with a club (still funny). Lexi seems like a nice girl but her outfit when she went to meet with MO about the single release party was awful. She looks better with less makeup and toned down clothing. She still can't rap though.
I looked away every time Mariah and Cisco kissed...gross.
Looking at the previews for next Yandy feels Lil' B needs internal fixing so she sends her to....TARA?! Who the hell is Tara to be fixing anybody when she needs to be first in line to have a chat with Iyanla her damn self? Yandy makes yet another dumb decision.