[Best of Friends: Your Favorite Moments]

I like The Late Thanksgiving for one line:  "The vein has spoken."  I've been working my way through them on Netflix.  I think my favorite is the one where Monica puts the turkey on her head.

[S05.E17: Enter Sandman]

Loved the dress; lose the gloves.

Other than the Seth/Duke interactions, kind of dull.

[Dig - General Discussion]

Well, that was something.  Who is up for a new series called "The Adventures of Avram and Red."?

["The View": Week of 03/30/15]

I see I haven't missed much.  I watched one show after Rosie O'Donnell left, but gave up.

[S07.E13: The Countdown Begins]

Would anyone seriously watch "Life Twirls On?" Come on now!

It might be fun, in a trainwreck kind of way.

[Say Yes To The Dress - General Discussion]

Hmmm. J Crew now has bridal shorts (for beach weddings, I think).  How long before Pnina does a sheer corset version?

https://www.jcrew.com/browse/multi_product_detail.jsp?externalProductCodes=00000%3AC0772%3AC0773&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302080735&bmUID=kJfaoXR&bmLocale=en_DE

[S05.E12: Drama Queens]

I really try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but I'm quickly moving from skeptical to cynical.  Of course, the party was staged by and for Bravo.   It's pretty obvious BH is staged, scripted and acted.  Most of the participants are or have been actresses and production is driving the bus.  Screw you, Andy Cohen.

 

If I hear one more celeb/actress say "my gays," I'm going to cut a bitch.  They're not your friggin purse pets, like one of Paris' little dogs.

[My Husband's Not Gay (TLC)]

I'd love to see a follow up program in five years, showing how the couples are doing.

[House Hunters: Buying in the USA]

I hope they do followups on the Tiny HH people.  Any bets on how many will still love their tiny houses in three years?

[Four Weddings - General Discussion]

When I saw "Four Weddings UK" listed, I thought we'd see British weddings, but nope.  Four weddings with a Christmas theme.

[House Hunters: Buying in the USA]

Funny or Die has a new parody Haunted House Hunters

 http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a140e58e45/haunted-house-hunters

[Ghosts of Housewives Past: Jill Zarin, Alex, and the Rest]

I bet Jill's head just exploded.  Oh, to be a fly on the wall.

[S13.E04: A Suitable Twist]

It said Haight-Ashbury, San Francisco, 1968, and should have been worn with a wide-brimmed, floopy hat, and bare feet, with Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young playing in the background and sweet smoke in the air.

Move it north to Seattle, and it was me in 1968.  I just don't understand what the judges are smoking; Kini should have won.  I'm wondering if production has a hand in who wins.

[Future Co-Hosts Talk and Speculation: Musical Chairs]

I think what's missing from the equation is how much power Rosie will have.  I can't see her kowtowing to a conservative who doesn't provide some backup for her opinions.

[Extreme Guide To Parenting - General Discussion]

I am so looking forward to this show.  The ads for it are hilarious. The mom who thinks she is hypnotizing everyone is a hoot.

[Four Weddings - General Discussion]

Thanks, Mountainair.  I thought it was coming back soon.  This show is one of my guilty pleasures.  I've been married, but never wanted to do a big wedding.  It's still fun to see how each ceremony/reception is set up.  I don't understand why there is so much food at cocktail hour.  It seems people would be too full when the actual dinner is served.

[Future Co-Hosts Talk and Speculation: Musical Chairs]

I haven't heard any mention of Margaret Cho on this go-round.  I do like her comedy, but am not sure if she would be a good fit.  I will not watch if S.E. Cupp is chosen.  She just tries to steamroll over everyone and just repeats talking points.  I'd love to see Sara Haines chosen, but she may be too nice.

[All Episodes Talk: Admit it. You Can't Stand The View.]

I really enjoyed Sara on the 4th hour of Today.  She's game for anything, has a good sense of humor, and seems like a great person to hang around with.  I think she may be too nice for the View.

[Future Co-Hosts Talk and Speculation: Musical Chairs]

I've been enjoying Sunny Hostin on the View.  I'd like to have someone with a legal background.  I don't agree with her on pot legalization (I'm from Seattle), but she can present cogent arguments.  I like spirited debates, but not regurgitation of talking points from either side.

[S09.E08: Not So Silent Night]

Shoot me now; I actually agreed with Vicki about the Heather/Tamra argument.  I'm suspicious that the argument was producer inspired, if not actually scripted.

[Property Brothers - General Discussion]

Thanks, Lucky Bitch.  I suspected as much.

[Sherri Shepherd: "Is the Earth flat?"]

Don't forget there are evidently ways to buy twitter followers.

[Property Brothers - General Discussion]

Does Jonathan actually do the remodeling work?  I know there are assistants, but does he get his hands dirty, or just show up for some brief filming?  So many of these shows are faked.

[Sherri Shepherd: "Is the Earth flat?"]

Sal tried to add some real BS to the prenup, but Sherri had enough sense to nix it.

http://dlisted.com/2014/05/17/sherri-shepherds-ex-tried-to-make-her-promise-not-to-get-fat-and-always-want-to-have-sex/

 

“I respect my husband’s opinions and recognize him as the leader of our home. I will always speak well of my husband.”

    “I enjoy having sex with my husband. I crave intimacy with him and want to be uninhibited and free in our lovemaking.”

    “MY BODY IS IMPORTANT TO ME. I STRIVE TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY BODY WEIGHT AND EXERCISE AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK.” (his emphasis)

    “It is my joy to submit to my husband as a way to honor God.”

 

Pardon me while I chase my eyes.  They just rolled out of my head.

[Small Talk: Viewers Like You]

Thanks for the forum.  I guess I'll add the show back to my dvr, at least until the End of Babs.  (sounds like a movie parody by Carol Burnett).  I can watch on Hulu Plus, but I'm not that fond of their tv interface.