jbobchuck
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Donovan's is pricey. Gabe had an American Express card. Guess he buys a bunch of leather jackets out in the woods. Oh by the way, lunch was with their agent.
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There's so many things wrong with the writing and editing. The mothers dental issue just magically goes away. Bear rubs mud all over his body to track deer - then comes back to camp totally clean. The girls in the pizza shop row out to visit the Brown boys? The crab trap magically reappears. The house is built in like 20 minutes. Matt's hand foot and mouth disease goes away in one commercial break. They always have plenty of gas...
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Apparently, Matt spent most of the meal on his CELL PHONE!
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Donovan's 5 days ago. It's a steak house. They paid with a credit card. They were wearing board shorts and short sleeve collared shirts. They then went surfing with 3 unknown men. Here's the great part, they drove up in a BMW convertible.
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So check this out. A guy I know served Gabe and Matt lunch at his restaurant in - wait for it, wait for it, San Diego.
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Bear said "he likes to do everything extremely extreme" What a dumb ass. I can't wait for them to drink the special punch. You know - the one you never wake up from.
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Think I'll go out into the Alaskan wilderness in January - anyone have a leather jacket I can borrow. I'll need to borrow some Saran wrap for my shelter as well.
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They call the Brown family a wolf pack. Don't disgrace wolves. Wolves are way smarter
If you combine the mothers mouth and bird girl, you might get a full set of teeth. Nasty...
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I wonder where Noah is dumping the bodies.
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When did they catch Gabe hitting Billy in the ass? Brokeback mountain in Browntown. Sick shit...
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Matt stole all the Saran wrap from Dexter. How is Gabe getting his steroids? Bamm is about to go postal somewhere. Not long before Bamm knocks up the oldest sister. Bamm is definitely a freak. Noah is a pathetic loser. You can't help but like Matt. Bear is operating on little to no intellect at all. The mother is an old bar hag.
Matt stole all the Saran wrap from Dexter. How is Gabe getting his steroids? Bamm is about to go postal somewhere. Not long before Bamm knocks up the oldest sister. Bamm is definitely a freak. Noah is a pathetic loser. You can't help but like Matt. Bear is operating on little to no intellect at all. The mother is an old bar hag.
Matt stole all the Saran wrap from Dexter. How is Gabe getting his steroids? Bamm is about to go postal somewhere. Not long before Bamm knocks up the oldest sister. Bamm is definitely a freak. Noah is a pathetic loser. You can't help but like Matt. Bear is operating on little to no intellect at all. The mother is an old bar hag.
Oh crap. Looks like Bear did my last post. REAllY EXTREME. Or as Bear said once "Really Extremely...
I wonder if they read this shit and laugh?
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Another question? If they live so far from civilization, how did the girls from the pizza place row there. If you remember, those girls show up in canoe.
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I just came in from cutting firewood. I could have used the Gabe retard to chop and stack it for me.
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They need Timothy Treadwell out there to teach them how to deal with the bears " oh wait, Treadwell was consumed by his bear friends". Maybe the Kilcher's would come over and help the Brown's - LOL. Or how about Tony Beets drops in and tells them all what f-ING idiots they are.
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Retardation Factor:
Bear Semi
Gabe Full On With Retard strength.
Matt Semi
Bamm Full On Future Serial Killer.
Noah Full On also Future Serial Killer.
Billy Full On Cult leader
Mother Full On walking abscess
Snow Girl Semi
Rain Kid Only Hope she escapes.
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Hopefully, they all get eaten by bears in the mid season finale. They would be better off. Hey I know, it's freezing cold - let's wear leather jackets.
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Don't think they spent the money on dental work. That's one ugly family.
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They think their accent is so unique. It is - It's called a speech impediment!
Snowbird gets a deer call for her birthday. How about some teeth. The right side of her mouth looks like she tried to eat a clarinet.
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Gabe wants to do his sister bird girl - or whatever her name is. The bear kid is a junkie. I bet you he shoots up. The older brother freak is gonna kill the entire family one night. Good for him. End this bloodline!
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My favorite episode would be titled Brown family DNA found in grizzly shit.
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A bear is gonna eat them all after snacking on one of their old tampons.
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Okay, Here we go. I checked out this show the other night. Are you kidding me? Let's think about this mess:
The kids are no doubt inbred (hear the banjos)
The one boy has retard strength.
The kid that thinks he's a bear is obviously also retarded.
The serious older brother will no doubt end up a serial killer.
The mother has like one good tooth.
The father is basically a sorry ass.
The one daughter is named snow cat or something.
I think they take turns nailing the older sister.
They try and pay for shit with fish.
The kids are convinced that they are living the good life.
How about their speech issues.
WTF is going on here?
This is some scary shit!
I was rooting for the boat to sink - ending the inbreeding!
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Season Two General Discussion
in Alaskan Bush People [V]
Sorry to bust the bubble - but the boys being in San Diego is a fact.
I just can't wait for one of them to show up on Dancing with the Stars!