[S22.E03: The Guy Who Gets Shipped Out]

With apologies to all the other men on the show, all the gentlemen in this forum, and all the other gentlemen out there in the world: Stefano and Mikey are Exhibit A in the case to ban men. Tyra, I know you like hashtags, so let's try it this way: #BanMen. PLEASE.

[S14.E02: It's All In The Cards]

Blake can GTFO with his "I'm adorable [simpering giggle]" and "I don't speak Indian" BS. That's just gross. I was impressed with how coolly Swapnil responded, and I was also heartened that a lot of the other designers let out a disapproving "whooooooaaaa" at Blake's comment.

[S22.E02: The Girl Who Walks Away]

Wow, I rescind all the good will I had for Mikey after last week's episode. Go take a cold shower dude. Or dig a hole in the garden and fuck that. Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes.

[S22.E01: The Guys And Girls Make It To Hollywood]

So here's the thing about Mikey: I *want* to hate him (and I really want to cut the raggedy ends off his hair) and yet, in his interviews, he walks right up to the line of off-puttingly cocky swagger but then knows when to turn it off and be straightforward. There's something genuine and warm hiding behind the facade. He can stay.

Stefano, on the other hand, has Nice Guy written all over him. Like, a million red flags. I had to start muting whenever he appeared onscreen.

[S12.E11: Top 16 Perform Live + Elimination]

Count me in as another fan of Megz - she is so charismatic when she dances. I just can't keep my eyes off her (even with the distraction of Edson's torso).

[S12.E08: Top 20 Perform + Elimination]

Jaja and Jim dancing a Chris Scott number is like, the ringer-est of ringer teams being handed a direct pass to the top but you know what? I love Jaja, I love Jim, I am 100% in, if they want to sell me a beach house in Arizona I will sign up for that as well.

[S21.E06: The Girl Who Got Five Frames]

Did anyone else freeze-frame the shot of Adam working on lyrics with Ben? because I did, and while most of it was illegible (not that I'm one to talk; my handwriting is awful), I was able to make out: "...now she's on her knee goin suckin on my dick." [sic, more or less] So I was half eager and half terrified for them to bust that out at panel. If you think Kelly Cutrone hates you, crudely rapping about a woman fellating you will definitely turn things around. THAT IS A FOOLPROOF PLAN. Alas! Maybe that was just a rough draft?

(Side note: closed captioning rendered "flow-migos" as "flow-mingos" which is far more delightful and nonsensical. Can we make "flowmingos" happen, everyone?)