Gracepoint Quotes

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Cathy: [Arthur Halpern was] my former editor. Also lover until I decided I didn't like penises.

 

Emmett: What's that?

Ellie: Burrito.  Chinese was closed.

Emmett: Are there beans in it?

Ellie: It's a burrito. I swear, you are worse than my two year old.

Edited October 10, 2014 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ellie: Do you have kids?

Emmett: Why?
Ellie: Their manners must suck.

 

Emmett: Small town. Everyone's eyes on me. I don't like it.

Green shirt guy:I never know when you're joking.

Emmett: I'm never joking.

 

Green shirt guy: You like [Gracepoint] that much?

Emmett: No. I hate the air, I hate the sea, I hate the people and their smiley frigging faces.

 

Joe: Is [Emmett] still making you crazy?

Ellie: No, he's a delightful human being.

Edited October 17, 2014 by ElectricBoogaloo

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Emmett: Eighty miles an hour? Aren't you the eager beaver today?

Ellie: What? What did you just say to me? Did you not get the sexual harrassment booklet they handed out at work? You should see your face. I'm totally kidding. But seriously, eager beaver? I mean, what decade are you living in?

 

Emmett: Ugh, why is there so much damn water everywhere?

Ellie: It's called the ocean. We live on a coast which tends to be connected to a lot of water.

 

Dean: When we got off the bike at Mickey's, I saw he had this new crossword book and like a souvenir pen. He said he swiped it, like he was proud. I was telling him not to do that, not to steal stuff.

Emmett: Teaching him the eight commandment while you were buying cocaine.

 

Mark: They're telling me that he's 17, almost 18 years old.

Chloe: He is.

Mark: Dating a 15 year old.

Chloe: Sound familiar? Go ahead and ask, dad. I know you're dying to.

Mark: Are you having sex?

Chloe: Yes, except we're using condoms which is more than you and mom did.

 

Ellie: I hope you're happy.

Emmitt: Why is everyone saying that to me today? I'm never happy.

Ellie: You deserve to be as miserable as you make everyone else.

Emmitt: I didn't say I was miserable.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Emmitt: What about the night of Danny's death? Where were you then?

Reinhold: I was in on my own reading a book.

Emmitt: Anyone vouch for that?

Reinhold: Only the book.

Emmitt: Which book?

Reinhold: Infinite Jest. You might not like it. Hardly any pictures.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Beth: I don't want to see a counselor, Paul. A counselor will want me to stop being angry. I need my anger. It's all I've got right now. Mark knows about me being pregnant. He said I had to keep it.

Paul: I think he's right.

Beth: Well, if the men think that's what's best.

 

Ellie: Would you mind asking Hugo for me?

Emmitt: Me?
Ellie: Yeah, he actually just made a pass at me.

Emmitt: Why would he do that?

Ellie: Thank you very much.

Emmitt: You're married!

Ellie: I know! He knows that.

Emmitt: Fling with a crime scene investigator - that could be interesting.

Ellie: What? What does that mean?

Emmitt: Attention to detail, used to having their hands everywhere.

Ellie: Okay, that's gross.

Emmitt: Dirty Hugo.

Ellie: That's so gross. That is nasty. But thank you for that visual, by the way.

Emmitt: You're welcome.

 

Emmitt: It must be really hard running a place like this.

Jemma: Oh, you have no idea.

Emmitt: You ever get to relax?

Jemma: Yeah. Well, I have my ways.

Emmitt: So would you like to relax in bed with me here tonight?

Jemma: Oh gawd, no.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Paul: Holding his wake here, it's very Christian of you.

Jemma: Funny seeing as I'm a Wiccan.

 

Ellie: I'll tell you if I see anything suspiscious. Got it.

Emmitt: I've taught you well.

Ellie: Yes, I knew nothing before you came into my life.

[ElectricBoogaloo]

Ellie: Sir!

Emmett: Don't start, Miller.

Ellie: You can't be here.

Emmett: And yet I am.

Ellie; You're going to kill yourself.

Emmett: Well, if that's what it takes. Then you'll get my job like you always wanted.

Ellie: That is a horrible thing- I don't want your job.

Emmett: Probably best. You're really not qualified.

 

Emmett: Bring me up to speed - with great economy. I clearly don't have a lot of time.

 

Owen: Detective Carver?

Emmett: No.

Owen: You don't even know what I want.

Emmett: I know the answer. No.

 

Emmett: Do you own a dog, Vince?

Vince: Not really.

Emmett: Not really? What? You own one sometimes?

 

Emmett: If you're going to lie to me, Vince, at least have the respect to lie well.

 

[Vince reveals his Danny tattoo]

Vince: I got it after he died.

Emmett: You put the name of your boss's son on your right arm?

Vince: Yeah, what's wrong with that?

Edited December 5, 2014 by ElectricBoogaloo