TeethMalloy

Since this episode was on recently: Amy: "Have you considered that your intelligence might be the very thing causing your dilemma?" Sheldon: "No." Amy: "What do you think Ricky [the smoking monkey] over here would do if an interloper encroached on his territory?" Sheldon: "Well...when challenged, monkeys generally assert their dominance through chasing...assault...and, uh, stylized penile display. A little outside my comfort zone...."

The one that always sends me into fits of laughter: Sheldon: "Priya, if you're experiencing any tension or awkwardness, it may stem from the fact that Leonard and Penny used to, if I might quote Howard, 'Do the dance with no pants.'" Last night's episode. Drunk Sheldon, outside his own bedroom: *knock knock knock* "Empty room?" *knock knock knock* "Empty room?" *knock knock knock* "Empty room?" (To Amy) "I would have freaked out if someone answered."