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  1. I feel I should point out that I have a paper bag full of hot sauce packets from Del Taco. Every time I stop at the drive-through there they give me at least 4 times as many of them as I'll need, and I have a compulsive need to save them. One of these days I'll probably just empty them all into a bowl and use it as salsa.

     

    soon to be presented as an ingredient for the dessert round on Chopped!

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  2. Plaintiff seemed like a nice girl, but really, I'm sorry she got her money back. She needs a really hard lesson.

     

    In these cases, it would be nice if the money got taken from the defendant so he's punished, but given to charity or something so the plaintiff isn't rewarded for utter stupidity. 

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  3. Raise your hand if you got the impreza Suburu

     

    I ran that category, it's truly my Cliff Clavin field (I work as an auto industry analyst!)

     

    I was shocked that Subie was a TS as it's the golden automaker right now, with massive sales increases literally every month. 

     

    But the lesson here is: don't assume everyone knows what you know. The corollary is: automakers, people don't know nearly as much about your brands as you think or what car guys think. You guys need to figure out why your brands aren't well known. 

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  4. She said that he looked good. He said that he tastes good too.

     

    Puddy: Hey Benes, How are you?

    Elaine: I’m doing great.

    Puddy: Great. (pauses) See ya.

    Jerry: Well, that’s it. You two are back together.

    Elaine: What?

    Jerry: The bump into. The bump into always leads to the backslide.

    Elaine: David and I will not be getting back together.

     

    Aaaannnnddd...we all know how that turned out. 

     

    Sheldon and Amy just had the bump-into

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  5. like a JJ litigant with her child's social security number, I'm stealing all the credit.

     

    Teebax, you win! That's GOLD (disclaimer: I am not now or have I ever been offering you gold for this phrase. It's just puffery)

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  6. if I never hear the word pony again it will be too soon.

     

    C'mon, who doesn't love a pony? Who doesn't love a kid with a pony?

     

    With horses, it's always rape.  Neigh means nay.

     

    Beyond LOL ! That's hysterical!

     

    Some serious anthropomorphizing with these folks

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  7. My question re: Wookie was that they said one card was Abercrombie & Fitch.  I just had to check online to be sure, but WTF????  A&F has nothing over a size 14 in women's and there is no separate tarp department.

     

    I said just about the same thing to my DH. A&F and American Eagle are for skinny young things, not us mature "traditionally built" ladies.

     

    And I'm not half the size of the lovely and talented Tina but I know damn well there isn't anything except maybe jewelry I could fit in at either of those stores. I have size 4 nieces; when those stores were "cool" (neither of them doing particularly well these days IIRC) I bought their Xmas presents from AF/AE. 

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  8. Something wasn't right with the blonde woman.

     

    Actually I thought both she and her husband were a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Sad that the other two decided to take advantage

     

    Seriously, though...do any of your friends just offer to buy you expensive stuff? Hell, we have reasonably wealthy friends, and they never do. Can't imagine the poor ones even considering doing such a foolish thing.

     

    Kicking in money for your heart transpant? Maybe. An overpriced TV (which makes me totally think it's from Aarons or RAC)? NOPE

     

    edited because grammar

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