[sMothered - General Discussion]

Does Sarah (with the diabetic mom) work? I didn’t hear her mention a job so I wonder if she just takes care of her mom full-time and lives off her boyfriend. Sarah needs intense therapy.

Jason is the best Angelica is ever going to do so, if Sunhe gets her way her daughter will live with her forever. I also call BS that she saw anything problematic in the divorce paperwork; I remember last season that Sunhe could not read a menu and needed reading glasses so Angelica would order for her at restaurants.

I cannot stand Cher and her mother so someday when it is revealed that Dr. Jared is having an affair with his nurse, I will laugh and laugh.

[Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup]

Also, line of the evening: “The only thing that saved him is that I’ve seen his brother wearing his  jacket.”

[Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup]

On 2/21/2020 at 7:10 PM, Ijustwantsomechips said:

I wish a mofo repair man would post up on my sofa with his ass du jour?  

They are going to have to burn that couch. 

11 hours ago, Kroliosis said:

He’s gonna accidentally fall asleep

“Accidentally.”

[S01.E10: The Weddings]

19 minutes ago, EdnasEdibles said:

The LoveIsBlindTea instagram said that Jessica wanted to break up with Mark on the first day in Mexico but producers wouldn’t let her citing her contract. That gives me a teensy bit of sympathy for her.

They let Carlton and Diamond break up and leave while in Mexico. They should have done the same for Mark and Jessica.

[S01.E01: Is Love Blind?]

I needed something on in the background for noise so I re-watched this episode. It struck me that both the men and the women were giving all kinds of cues that they were conventionally attractive. For example, Amber made sure to mention that she had been a cheerleader; some of the men talked about playing sports; Jessica talked about how people think she’s such a girly, girl when they see her; etc. 

It was interesting to me that some of the people who did this show who usually relied on their looks made certain to convey that information even when their dates couldn’t see them.

[S01.E04: Couples Retreat]

I realized two things today: 1) I can’t tell the difference between a good wig and a bad wig, and 2) I am alone in thinking that Damien is quite homely.

[S01.E08: Countdown to I Do's]

How on earth are Amber’s wedding dress alterations $850 when you know darn well she’s just going to wear a tube of spandex????

11 hours ago, meatball77 said:

Amber doesn't seem to be old enough to both have student debt and to be a veteran (because you have no student debt if you go to college with the GI bill after being discharged).  Or is it just credit card debt?

She keeps saying she wants to be a stay at home mom. . . . so she is just ready to be a kept woman.

She didn’t graduate from college so she probably went for a year, dropped out, and went in to the military.

[S01.E06: Moving in Together]

I really need there to be a reunion show now! Because I need to see Barnett’s face when he realizes he picked the broke, homeless, slacker girl instead of the one who earns six figures and owns her own home.

if Barnett and Amber actually got married, the student loan people are going to garnish Barnett’s wages for payment. The student loan people don’t fool around. I’m kind of shocked about what they didn’t talk about in the pods if he was just learning that Amber has never graduated college and didn’t work.

Gigi is a Kate Upton look-alike, but she is CRAZY. I think Damien is really homely so I’m not sure what Gigi’s attraction is to him. I’m not feeling his personality at all.

[S07.E15: Tell All Part 2]

In 20 years both Tonya and Singin will be living under bridges. Different bridges though because I think they’ll be divorced.

[S07.E15: Tell All Part 2]

Natalie is a lunatic with an overactive imagination. 

[S07.E14: Tell All Part 1]

16 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

Well, Grangela has a beautiful uterus, she could tote it....

And she needs the money. But, the baby would come out with a pack-a-day smoking habit because you know Grangela isn’t quitting smoking.

[S07.E14: Tell All Part 1]

4 minutes ago, magemaud said:

This will be Darcey's FOURTH go round on a 90 Day franchise! 

Ugh. 4th season, 2nd guy, 3rd set of lips, 2nd set of boobs. 

[S07.E14: Tell All Part 1]

Do you know what I wanted Tonya to be grilled on instead of the soulmate thing I wanted her to be grilled on why the she shed wasn’t complete before he got there.

 

 I am going to guess at what Mike and Natalie’s big secret is: I do not think he cheated. I’ll bet he had the good sense to cancel the visa request!! And that’s why everybody else on stage gasps and is so shocked; that’s never happened before on 90 day that I know of.

[S07.E14: Tell All Part 1]

32 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

I blew it up and did a screen shot.  You're right.  It IS there, but in no way would make anyone else they meet see it is an "I'm married" symbol.  So she could still flirt with guys in bars in Costa Rica and elsewhere.

It looks like a smudge of dirt. In other words, it’s completely unremarkable on Tonya’s body.

[S07.E14: Tell All Part 1]

Another thought: I really don’t care why Sarah and Michael’s marriage broke up. I cringed through that whole unnecessary exchange. I also cringed when they brought Michael’s kids out. (Don’t put your minor children on crappy TV shows, people. I‘m looking at you, too, Anna and Robert.)
 

I dislike Sean Robinson not only because she doesn’t ask follow-up questions, but because she seems to focus on bringing up old wounds. It’s not fun to watch old fights being brought up all over again. It’s not entertaining to see conflicts that have been resolved get rehashed.

Why can’t we have a reunion show where we get to find out if Syngen has started taking any woodworking classes yet? or what kind of work Tonya is doing now? or if they still live in the she shed? Did Syngen replace MIL’s whiskey? Is Juliana doing any modeling or looking at going to school? Does Bryson have a bed? Has Michel bought a 4 door car so when he drives his two kids around one doesn’t get trapped in the backseat? How did Mike from Washington‘s financial situation get solved (as he implied on the show)? Etc.

[S07.E14: Tell All Part 1]

So Tania was injured in a car accident? Gee, maybe now she’ll start wearing her seatbelt. (Probably not though because she’s an idiot.)

[Pod People: The Singles]

The contestants seem to be from all over the country so I’m not sure how they’re going to deal with moving once they get engaged to each other.

[Nick and Vanessa: Why Them? Who Knows!]

These two have taken so many crappy hosting jobs that I really doubt anyone remembers how they even got famous in the first place. 

[S01.E02: Will You Marry Me?]

How many pod dates do they have to do each day? I wish they gave a little bit more background about how they were scheduled and how they chose to go on pod dates.

 

[S01.E05: Last Night in Paradise]

Barnett is an ass and he deserves Amber. She is horrible and annoying. 

i’m starting to get the impression that Mark has never had a girlfriend before because I have no idea why he would put up with the way Jessica is treating him.

Gigi looks just like Kate Upton so I have no idea why she would stay with the guy she is with (I can’t think of his name, but he is homely) or why she would come on this show. 

[S01.E01: Is Love Blind?]

I got really annoyed with Jessica when she started going on about how because Mark‘s parents were from Mexico he was from another race. My eyes rolled out of my head.

The women in general are better looking than the guys. But that’s probably because it was more difficult to recruit men for this experiment and women are usually more forgiving about looks.

Also, Jessica (and many of these women) talks with such a nasally voice.  Some even add vocal fry on top of that. Ugh. How can men stand it??? Blow your nose, Jessica!

The Lacheys. Dear gawd. I have no idea why they were chosen to host this show other than they had no budget for a host and the Lacheys were the only people willing to work for the low salary plus a free trip to Mexico. It’s only a matter of time before the couple is hocking vitamin supplements or ninja blenders on infomercials. 

[S07.E13: Can I Get a Witness]

The marks on Angela’s chest are from a CO2 laser that her dermatologist used on her chest to get rid of all those age spots and wrinkles. I’ve had CO2 laser done on my face so I have a bit of experience with this. It took about a week for all of the little marks to go away on me. That tells me that Angela either got it done on her way to the airport or she’s not healing very well. You’d better believe I was advised to stay out of the sun and wear sunscreen—neither of which Angela seems to be doing. But then she is still smoking and that’s crappy for healing so her whole trip to the dermatologist was a wasted effort, in my humble opinion.

[Season 6 Discussion: There's a New Sheriff in Town]

Not only is the born again participant a bit of a loon, but she is the type of person who thinks everyone is interested in hearing her dreams. I don’t care if you think you are having sex with demons in your dreams; hearing about them is boring and annoying. 

[Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup]

People, please stop putting your children on TV.

[Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup]

We're not fooled, Michael. “Decided to bring a girl with him” = Maria is paying for the hotel and the plane tickets.