MagicEyes
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I'm bored with this show, but I will be back to see which hideous pageant dresses Jasmine chooses! (And for the snark, of course)
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3 minutes ago, magemaud said:
Has he ever been ridden by a fake Southern Belle who crooned Too-Ra-Loo-Ra-Loo -Ral to him?
In an outfit with lots of ruffles and a parasol?
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Does anyone else remember the Spitting Image puppets? That's what I think about every time I see Sarper. He's a caricature of himself.
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Just now, sainte-chapelle said:
So I met this sweet boy and when I found out I could sponsor him I was like…”take my money” https://www.thedonkeysanctuary.ca/donkey-sponsor/apollo/
Someday when I have a little house out in the country, I want a real donkey!
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I really don't need to see S&S being kinky. No thank you.
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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:
Jasmine is participating in a Toddlers and Tiaras pageant for women who are in desperate need of affirmation.
As a huge fan of Toddlers and Tiaras, I don't hate this! I hope she has a talent segment that involves some huge props.
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1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:
Those outsized tits look so klassy.
The good thing about these dresses is, you can't see how lumpy her butt is.
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How many dresses will Jasmine buy? More than $5000 worth?
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Jasmine's voice has the melodic tones of a kazoo.
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Just now, magemaud said:
While we’re on the subject of roofs, Brandan and Mary are on SM asking all of their fans to each send them only a dollar so they can put a roof on their house addition.
The grift never ends with those two.
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Is this season almost over? I'm tired of all of these people. I hope the next batch is less boring. The highlight of this season was when we found out Ashley is $200K in debt. That was fun!
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1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:
Ed has a kind of hair bullseye on the back of his headneck.
Something to aim at if you ever see him in public! Not that I'm advocating violence--just use a soft foam ball or a handful of jelly.
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Just now, Gobi said:
"It can feel good for one minute." Speaking of sex with Ed.
I doubt that.
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Pompous gasbag.
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It's never Ed's fault, is it?
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I know Liz really is leaving, but it's painful to watch this.
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Oh, good, more toxic narcissists coming up soon!
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I am thankful that none of these people are my family.
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10 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
What's everyone been up to? Since Felony Friday's on hiatus I feel like I'm way behind on everyones's news.
My job still sucks, but I still have a job. My new-ish boss wants to micromanage me, but she doesn't really know what I do, and she's not really interested in learning anything about it. I need to hang in there for a while longer because of some health-related complications, but hopefully I'll get a new job this fall.
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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:
Have a great week, my darlings. Maybe this will be the week that the pollen finally stops because I’m getting sick and tired of taking my car to the car wash! Ciao for now.
I used to have a car that was the color of pollen. I still miss it during pollen season.
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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:
How many mailboxes will Kayleigh take down? Any bets?
3 or 4, before she figures out how not to do it.
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The James Beard awards are happening, and I found a free cookbook on their website!
https://jbf-media.s3.amazonaws.com/production/blog/2021/3/3/A_Place_at_the_Table (2).pdf
Now I'm hungry.
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If I get a lot of plastic surgery, I could be on the next season of Milf Manor!
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How long until she wrecks it? I have a bad feeling about this.
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Season 6, Live Chat!
in Unexpected
Unexpected MILFs. I would watch this, and hate myself in the morning.