[Catelynn (and Tyler)]

12 minutes ago, Mothra said:

Wait a minute.  Back up there.  What do you mean, formula?  And you call yourself a mother?  Let's have some justification for this child abuse!  Catelynn wants to know!

Lol right??!! I mean, how could I even dare to judge her for leaving her child multiple times when im out here formula feeding! Lol 

[Catelynn (and Tyler)]

On 7/26/2019 at 9:20 AM, dariafan said:

Cate needed to stay at home with her newborn instead of running off (again!) to go support lard ass Amber. Seriously, I can’t be away from my dog for 8 hours.  Can’t imagine bringing a person into the world ( and I still question pregnancy #3– I’m holding it was a false positive)

You hit the nail on the head! How old was veada when she took off for her “girls trip”? I have a 2 mos old and I feel guilty when I leave him for 15 mins with my husband to run to the store to buy his formula! I don’t understand how this bitch can jump on a plane and leave her newborn and toddler at home. Makes me sick! 

[Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel]

On 7/17/2019 at 1:28 PM, druzy said:

“You go OG Matt!” He knows this abusive psycho bitch is somewhere watching this video and eating up every word! Im going to sit back and watch this fucker weasel his way back into that MTV gravy train. How long til he’s back in Indiana and bussing this sloth around? His degenerate gambling ass most likely emptied his account, his new wife’s account, and owes some bookie/loan shark money. Like it was mentioned up thread, this bitch is EASY payday! 

[Catelynn (and Tyler)]

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

It’ll be a greasy messy ass bun/pony in no time. This bitch won’t wash it, she’ll throw some drugstore punky colors on it and will never style it like this again 🙄

[Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None]

1 hour ago, FairyDusted said:

IDK about an email but I did see a video of her talking to Harvey on TMZ. Still doesn't make any sense at all. She stammered on and on without being clear about anything. Must be her super power. Hmmm...Did they convert to Scamology?

I see that in all her bullshit she spewed out in that video, she mentioned going to her “she-shed” which we all know that’s her “drug-den”. So this bitch knows her murderer husband took the dog outside to kill it/harm it/lose him/etc and yet, still finds time to go get high?(and not on the good shit). That drug-den is probably FILLED with pillses and drug paraphernalia. 

[Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel]

3 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

Ahem. I'm sure it's Khry$til. Please spell it right, it's not that hard. 

You beat me to it, I was going to say “Kry$still M3th” 

[Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel]

3 hours ago, heatherchandler said:

I would like to see an Amber-David duel to the death.  Win-win, either way.  They can use any weapons they choose - guns, flip flops...

The Rick James Charlie Murphy sketch is one of the funniest things ever - if I even think of it while at work or just waking down the street - I struggle to stop all-out laughing.  Fuck your couch!

The other perfect line that fits for amber from that exact sketch is “cocaine issa helluva drug”. 

[Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel]

On 7/3/2019 at 5:22 AM, Uncle JUICE said:

Just because there's a thing called mom shaming or slut shaming or (noun) shaming does not automatically invalidate the reason FOR that shaming. For example: you want to have sex with however many partners you want, when you want, for whatever reason you want? Your life. I won't shame you. You want to bring a ten month old to some rando's apartment, leave her in the car seat in his living room while you fuck some guy whose last name you don't know, then go buy meth behind a gas station? Consider yourself righteously mom shamed. 

Shame is a valuable human reaction, and when you feel it, the answer isn't always lash out at the person doing the shaming. It's to examine WHY you feel shame. If you don't feel shame, then you're fine and who cares who's judging your behavior. In short, if you FEEL GENUINE SHAME, it's doing what it's supposed to do. #blessed

Nail on the fuckin head!!! 👌🏽👏🏼🙏🏽

[Maci]

On 6/20/2019 at 8:00 AM, Uncle JUICE said:

Thanks. And no before you ask, clearly I do not have the shame sufficient to NOT like a post about how much someone liked MY post. 

It's a good question, though: what do these near-trentogenerian moms think they're filming, exactly? I wish it were a riveting docuseries, cinema verite, with all funds deposited in an interest-gaining trust until such time as filming were over permanently. No one wants to watch you run errands. This week on Teen Mom: Maci manages to get a quick oil change with her latest baby, whose name must be something like Quarterlee. 

You'd think with all the trips to the zoo these folks make, they'd quickly realize that THEY'RE THE ZOO ANIMAL. And when people go to look at the leopard in the zoo, they're invariably disappointed to find they've come all that way and the leopard isn't doing leopard things like hunting or chowing down on a carcass halfway up a tree. Instead the leopard is lazing about, because it's bored of being in captivity. No one wants to see that. You know what kids get a kick out of at the zoo? The monkeys flinging shit at each other. In fact, they don't even have to be flinging shit. There just has to be a sign that says they MIGHT throw their shit. Kids will stand around waiting for that shit fight to start for way longer than they will at the pit of sleeping bears. YOU'RE the monkeys. Start flinging your turds, girls. At least pick one up and fake a throw. Otherwise, we're moving on. You need to quit listening to the dummies who tell you you're changing the world. You're not. 

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 To your entire post! Period.

[Catelynn (and Tyler)]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Both of their expressions are saying “another spa trip soon”.  Cait looks uncomfortably big. 

[Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None]

7 minutes ago, smhjess said:

Hope his day was EXACTLY planned how he wanted it. Without his kids and being exposed for the piece of shit he is to everyone more and more. These two pieces of garbage are something else I tell ya’... 

[Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel]

6 hours ago, ghoulina said:

"Without you I wouldn't be whole." That's her problem right there. She needs to be her whole, own person - without a man. 

Sad that her own children aren’t the ones that make her whole, It has to be a man to complete her. 

[S08.E01: Walking on Eggshells]

6 hours ago, ghoulina said:

The worst part is - I don't think she meant any of it. She's just saying what she thinks will have the biggest impact on Tyler. Cate has never done any real work on herself. She's virtually the same person she was at the start of this show. No, she's worse. 

I completely agree! And he couldn’t care fucking less, I cringe with him while watching her. No one, and I mean no one, believes that she could do ANYTHING without Tyler. I don’t even think she even believes that bullshit. Her insecurities come out in the tone of her voice, and her demeanor. Any woman/mother who can handle their own child and doesn’t “need” her husband/baby daddy will be busy being a mom and an independent woman and doesn’t have time or wants to even spend her energy “talking about” or “mentioning” that she doesn’t need him. It’s almost as if she thinks if she says it enough and outloud she’ll believe it. Unfortunately, like you mentioned above, she has put in ZERO work for herself in the past 10 years we’ve been watching her. All I see her put effort into is being lazier and lazier. 

[Catelynn (and Tyler)]

Why does she look so old and frumpy? Even when she’s “dolled up” or has a supposed professional do her hair and makeup, it’s still a hard NO for me. Her clothes, her style, and those ridiculously utter size breast are horrible. How has she not gotten a reduction yet? That can’t be comfortable?! I do not mean to body shame anyone nor do I think plastic surgery is the way to go, but she needs major help! Mentally and physically.