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3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:
I've taken the elevator down four stories underground into the 90 Day Corona Bunker and ready for snarking.
just inspecting, right?
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2 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:
Put on a tshirt Darcey. No need to have the girls on display while you’re at home alone. Geez
She's airing them out.
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She don't go to school no more.
Oy
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8 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:
I really wish they'd come up with more Lesbian Couple plot than "This Is Sexay!!!!" Can we get an actual story next time, TLC? Thank you.
You mean the Lesbian couple where one member is not gay?
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doesn't syphillis cause facial eruptions?
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I wanna see LIsa dance....
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GAWD Darcey is gross.
Drinking your champagne with your pinky in the air is not a thing Darce. Its TEA you do that with you mutton-dressed-as-lamb.
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8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:
I went to 8 different places here with no luck. The toilet paper shortage is real. I was fortunate that my friend saw the worker bring out 2 boxes of TP and grabbed me a package, the TP never made it to the shelves because people took it right out of the box and it was gone in a minute.
Tip for everyone facing a TP shortage. You can dramatically reduce your consumption if you use a bidet. Buy a handheld squeeze bottle type on Amazon or go to Home Depot and spend <$100 on one you can install under your toilet seat.
Don't call me gross/crazy until you try it. You are welcome.
now back to our regular programming...
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1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:
That smoker's laugh... so much sexy.
Oh Usman baby, just a sec while I hawk a loogie. hhhaaaaaawwwck
now kiss me you sexy beast
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Like all 90-dayers, Ed lacks basic packing skills.
Its like their chaotic suitcases are a metaphor for their lives.
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Is Rocky that woman's pet?
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I have been known to rock a "carb face"---you know, to keep the wrinkles "plumped".)😉
Darcy and Stacey have taken it to major booze bloat level.
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Get a load of Stacey's contouring.
Man those women look rough.
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3 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:
It probably looks like his neck
both heads are uncircumcized?
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1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:
Ugh....Angela 2.0.
yeah, hospice worker too
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23 hours ago, RealReality said:
I don't know, you really think that in all of the United States of America Anna couldn't find a better match?
I ask myself the same thing for EVERY. SINGLE. 90 DAYER.
The answer is, apparently, NO.
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TLDR: My 88 year old mom is a closet-90-day-watcher!
I've missed joining in the live chat for a a few weeks (my favourite part of the week). I've had to temporarily relocate to my Mom's city as she is in hospital. Mom is 88, has broken her arm and her leg so she's quite disabled at the moment. Her mind still works just fine.
So yesterday, she was telling me about an acquaintance who moved to Sequim. I said that I watched a TV show that has a guy from Sequim.
Mom: Oh I never watch TV. I usually read or crochet.
Me: Well, the show is low-brow and I'm embarassed to say I watch. Its called 90 Day fiance.
Mom: Oh that show is awful. Where is the Sequim guy's fiance from?
Me: Ukraine
Mom: Did you see that guy last season who gave manicures? He was totally scammed by a woman from the Ukraine.
Me: I thought you didn't watch TV
Mom: Oh I don't, I just see the show sometimes when I'm flipping channels.
Me: Do you know who Darcey and Jessie are?
Mom: Oh she's awful. I like the show where they go to the old couples' homes and film them watching the show. That's a good one.
Me: That's Pillow Talk. But I thought you didn't watch TV
Mom: I don't.
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I've only watched bits and pieces of this show, and whether its faked or not, I just feel like those parents are really odd and bordering on doomsday preppers. Do they expect to keep their children on the farm forever?
And Mom, that coppery red lipstick is awful. And its applied awfully. And the colour is awful on you. And your devil child daughter has terrible skin. How is it that these families want to shield their offspring from the evils of the outside world, but have all the girls slapping on makeup like tramps? And wearing short shorts. Is the Dad a perv? He disturbs me while the Mom simply annoys me.
I have so many questions because I just don't understand these people.
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Porn StarGranny "Robert you have 90 days.....that's really not enough time to get to know someone"
Sage advice from someone who f***s a person she's known for 5 minutes.
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Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:
Is there such a thing as having negative chemistry with your soulmate?
Its obligatory on 90DF!!
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Wedding dress shop lady is wearing cropped yoga pants and running shoes. Is this the dress code for the strip mall location of Kleinfeld Nebraska?
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Just now, Floatingbison said:
Keep your hands at ten and two, lady.
And wear your seatbelt asshole.
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6 hours ago, moonbunnychan said:
I straight up can't stand Tania anymore. I couldn't tolerate being in the same room with her, much less marry her.
At what point does crazy-awesome-bunnyrabbit-sex stop being worth it? I think that threshold is about to be crossed. I'm surprised that power drill didn't find its way into Tania's face.
I think Syngin has the patience of a saint (aka green card applicant)
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1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Why does Michael looks so anxious and sweaty?
Because he's never been shot at over the Falklands?
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90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good
in 90 Day Fiancé
I'm positive that Stacy said Tom didn't call on her 46th birthday. Then Darcy said she was 45. Ummmm