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Dashing Off

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  1. Well, what did we learn today, folks?

    "No carbs" means "all the carbs", do not seek medical help if your legs look like moldy swiss cheese, and that the spirit of James K is somehow still alive and well, unfortunately.

    RIP Randy. You deserved better, you poor man.

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  2. 5 minutes ago, Lillith said:

    That is the saddest obituary I ever read. No friends, family, accomplishments, not even a service. 

    I know, it's awful. I'd send flowers to his grave, but I don't know if he even has one.

    Poor guy. At least he's in a better place now.

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  3. At this point, I'm pretty sure this bitch is possessed by James K. Ontop of everything else, she's also a verbally abusive scumbag like he was. 

    I think all we need to do to prove it is splash holy water on her and see if she shrieks "MAH LEG...!!"

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  4. 5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

    When she's lifting her little weights, her forearms seem to be entirely separate from the upper arms. The upper arms do not move.

    Wait, a minute. Unbelievably horrific legs, partner is as dumb as box of rocks, pees in the bed, lifts tiny-ass weights as a way to "exercise"...

    ...oh my god. Are we sure the spirit of James K hasn't risen from the depths of hell to possession this lady? Because I swear to god, if she makes Randy sleep on the floor, or order her Chinese, I'm calling the church!

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  5. You know, I just wanna say that if these people can get dates, anyone can. Let this be a big boost to your self-confidence.

    You might be fat, dumpy, and have the personality of a wet paper towel, but if this show has proven anything, someone out there is willing to put up with you.

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  6. 1 minute ago, Otter said:

    I defended Lisa as a victim of DV, but the follow up ... she could qualify for a segment of Deadly Women.  

    The King/Raisor families don't even put the fun in dysfunctional.  The survivor list is hard to follow, and did Lisa and James ever marry?  I don't think so.

    Nice gesture to contribute to St. Jude.  

     

    You're not wrong, but I'm still gonna defend her by saying anyone would've lost it living with James, and I don't blame them.

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  7. Saw a headline about this somewhere and I immediately thought it had been James K's doormat wife who had died. Then I found out that it had been this Lisa who had kicked the bucket and I was instantly less sad. 

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  8. 6 hours ago, DrNowsWeightScale said:

    For anyone who wants or needs a summary of the June 2018 James and Lisa episode, here is one from the Radar site:

    Adult Protective Services Called On James’ Fiancée Lisa For Overfeeding Him

    Oh, I knew it! I knew she was trying to kill him and I knew that APS was gonna get called. Hey, Lisa. Maybe next time you tried to kill some by overfeeding them, you shouldn't go on national television and making it blatantly obvious.

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  9. Tbh, I don't think Lisa has Munchhausen or is in it for the money or is just that incompetent. I think she's just fucking snapped. I mean, think about it. This lady has been with abusive partners her entire life (she probably was abused as a child too, but that's just me guessing) and she's been a slave to an oversized baby for years. She's had to live in and with filth, for years. I have no doubts that when James was mobile, he slapped her around or at the very least, severely emotionally abused her.

    You guys remember the tone of voice he used when he demanded her to order him Chinese food.  Not even to mention that he fucking made her sleep on the floor. She clearly wanted to help James but when it became apparent he didn't want to, she had a breakdown and just lost it.

    So yeah. I think she's fed up (no pun intended) with being kicked around her whole life, and has decided to get rid of the one man who's been causing all her problems for well over 15 years. I think she hates and is trying to kill via his obesity. I don't think she's evil, and I don't think she's a sociopath. I think she's just a battered wife who's just done. And you know what? I don't blame her. I'm not condoning her actions, but I can see why she's doing this. A person can only take so much before they go nuts and I think Lisa is at that point.  

    Again, I'm not saying what she's doing is a good thing (it's most certainly not), but if this is what she's trying to do I can understand why.

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  10. On 4/7/2018 at 9:15 PM, aliya said:

    I swear I am going to bring a washcloth to work next week, put it on my head, and see if anyone says anything. Workplaces are so touchy about saying anything to anybody these days for fear of not being diverse enough, you practically have to go postal before HR says anything about behavior. I'm gonna bet a dollar I could wear a washcloth on my head all day and no one would say a thing. They'd be torn - it's a professional environment, but it's at a university where eccentricity is tolerated. Plus, in my office they know I am LDS. They'd probably think it was some kind of Mormon thing and leave me alone.

    The big question is - do I have to wet the washcloth? 

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who misread "I am LDS" for "I am on LSD".

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