Anakerie
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I don't want Mirror to be smashed. In fact, I want Mirror to have its own radio advice show where the characters can call in with their problems, and have Mirror give them "unpolished" truth in return.
"Mirror Mirror On The Air" will be a ratings dynamo as other citizens tune in each day to hear Mirror trash their friends and reveal shocking secrets about them. "OMG! Ruby has fleas!" "Granny and Gepetto??? Did anyone see that coming?" "Belle used to be a dude!"
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Do we know yet if people can leave town now without losing their memories (I mean, once the ice wall, flying monkeys, evil clowns, and whatever other plot contrivencew they come up with are gone)? Because if they can, then Belle needs to book it over the town line the moment that little stick shows a plus-sign. Drain Rumple's bank account, raise the kid in Tibet or somewhere where he can't find them. Their future child is better off shaving yaks for a living. I mean, little Dumbella is pretty well sunk anyway with Belle as a mother: at least spare them Daddy Warlock.
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I will be shocked it this doesn't end up with Belle learning the truth and then immediately discovering she's up the duff. In which case, she's really screwed because she's seen what Rumple does when it comes to his offspring.
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Thought of something here. I can't remember the exact wording so many I have it wrong, but didn't Anna extract a promise from Rumps that he couldn't harm her family? Given that the Snow Queen is her aunt, would that make it impossible for Rumple to fight her if it came down to it?
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Any chance she could just skin Belle, Henry,and Regina instead? Belle could finally be useful for once. Although now I'm picturing a naked Cruella dancing around to "Goodbye Horses" and asking her reflection something highly inappropriate.
Mirror of Truth: No I most certainly will not!
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I totally read her last name wrong and thought "Smurfette? They're casting Smurfette???" Although an evil Smurfette running around town could be amusing: I mean, she was created by Gargamel (who I'm sure will turn out to be Rumple) and was evil in the beginning so...
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I don't know: Henry's dumb enough to believe that trying to pull a con on his grandfather is going to end in any way other than the kid getting turned into a slug. Then again, Belle could walk in on Rumple eating Baby Snowflake while doing unspeakable things to Pongo and still find a way to rationalize it.
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I predict the following:
*Henry walks into Gold's shop and sees Gold attempting to cram Emma into the hat*
Henry: What are you doing to my mother?
Gold: Umm...there's a light on this tree...errr...woman that won't light on one side. So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here.
Henry: Oh. Okay.
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Belle needs to be very careful if she pops out a Rumple Junior, because Rumple will either stuff it into the hat or put it in a blender.
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I love it. I never get tired of seeing the Master. People have speculated for years that he's secretly (and not so secretly) lusted after the Doctor and now we have confirmation. I want Missy to be a companion next season, with the Doctor forced to cart her around to keep her out of trouble, and at the same time trying to keep her out of his pants.
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Oaken was more than perfect: he was dead-on. The look, the voice, everything. But I really wish that the show had had the guts to show his family. I love that the Disney movie put that little scene in (and took a lot of personal glee watching people foam at the mouth about it) so Oaken's husband and kids strolling in (or out of the sauna) would have made it truly epic.
And at this point, the Storybrooke family tree is so convoluted and twisted that by next season Henry is going to be his own grandpa.
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Maybe Mirror can jump around to anything with a reflection. Belle: *walking down street in ran, catches glimpse of reflection in puddle* Puddle: You suck!
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The Mirror needs to become a permanent member of the cast. Each week it could float around giving people the brutal truth about themselves. I want to see it rip Regina a new one, or Henry. Or better yet, just follow Belle around everywhere snarking at her. "Your husband thinks Lacey was better in bed." or "When you wear high heels you look like a three-year-old toddling around in her mother's shoes", or "You believe that dagger is real? Let me guess, you also send money to those nice Nigerian princes who keep emailing you."
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I keep wondering if Rumple is going to have turned out to be in Arendelle when Belle was. I've always thought his suddenly demanding that this total stranger come home with him to be really bizarre: I have a feeling that he knew Belle/was aware of her before that day. Maybe he was the one who tampered with her memories. If so he may have a vested interest in making sure she doesn't remember exactly what happened or their first meeting if there is one.
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Let Belle go up against the DQ with her little ice-pick. I still think one of the funniest scenes of the series so far was her toddling up to Zelena in the hospital and getting knocked on her arse. Let Rumple stay busy for the rest of the season trying to defrost his wife with a hair-dryer. There should be a running gag each season where Belle confronts the Villain of the Month and gets whammied. Do we have any Big Bads on tap that can make her sound like Beaker every time she talks? How about someone who make her believe she's running around an island looking for her baby?
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Belle needs to tell him "Either you do this for me, or I'll make you go into the drug-store, buy me the biggest box of tampons they have, and then demand a price-check. In front of everyone." There aren't many men who wouldn't cave before that.
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It wouldn't have to be someone who was a villain in the original story. Like Pan, for example. The original novel presented him as immature and pretty selfish, but not evil. This show twists around everyone. For all we know, Simba was actually a serial killer and Tarzan did unspeakable things to his jungle friends.
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More female villains. There go my Scar hopes. Again.
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Third villain is Petunia, Rumple and Belle's evil daugther who has traveled back in time to stop herself from ever being born because she knows A&E have crafted a truly craptastic storyline for her and wants to save herself the misery. Having DumBelle as a mother was torture enough.
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You just know that all three of them are going to end up related to Henry somehow. I hope the kid plans on being celibate his entire life, because he's going to have a hard time getting laid when he's related to everyone in the world.
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I'm actually of the belief that the preview is misleading that that Rumple is actually talking to Henry, that he found out that Henry lied to get the job at his shop. He didn't sound hurt enough for it to be Belle.
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She sort of broke my heart in the premiere. When she was watching Rick reunite with Judith, you could tell it was bittersweet for her. On one hand she was happy to see people she cared about get a miracle of sorts. On the other hand, she was clearly thinking about her own lost child, as was Carol. I would really love to see a strong friendship form between the two of them: neither woman was a fighter before the ZA, they were both forced into the 'warrior woman' role, and they've both lost their only children along the way. I think they could be good for each other.
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The only way I can justify to myself as Maggie not looking for Beth was that she believed her sister had to be dead. I think Maggie knows that cornered by Walkers, Beth wasn't going to be able to do much more than belt out "Fire and Rain" at them. Which, unless the undead really, really hate James Taylor (and they may) isn't going to be very useful. The only reason Beth lasted longer than five minutes was because of Daryl, and Maggie had no reason to believe that in the chaos anyone had tried to protect Beth. If I don't think like that, I want to punch Maggie in the nostrils.
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Since Cannibal Mary was Tasha Yar, I'm speculating we'll see other members of Starfleet pop up. The next 'safe' point they reach will have Mr. Spock in "Kiss the Cook" apron grilling Tribbles, or Troi babbling about the emotions of the Walkers, or it'll turn out that the entire ZA was caused by Q out of boredom.
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Happily Ever After: Relationships Are Hard
in Once Upon A Time
I really am enjoying the Captain Swan relationship, much better than I expected to. Hook isn't perfect by a long-shot and doesn't always make the right choices, but he is trying to better himself and he really does seem to love Emma. Unlike Regina and Rumple, he regrets the things he's done in the past and wants to move beyond it. There's nothing about their relationship that makes me cringe or want to throw a cat through my television set, and they are cute together.