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This is one guilty pleasure show that I never pay attention to, it’s so pathetic! I am also liking Florian this season. His face alternates quickly between ghoul and model. There really are some points where he looks very modely, but then he bugs out his eyes, or moves his chin back, and it’s gone.
As for Darcey, I was trying to think of what type of man could stand to spend the day with this endless pit of neediness, and couldn’t think of any except someone without a mastery of the English language. She can’t ever put into words what it is that she wants, and only speaks in motivational memes. Every sentence she utters could appear with a background of a sunset. “I am a strong, beautiful woman who deserves love.” Blech 🤮
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My husband looked at the TV, saw Darcy, looked disgusted, and said, “God, what’s wrong with her lip?” I think he thought I was watching a show about medical emergencies 🤣
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I forgot how cringey everything they do was over the break. Darcy is the most insecure human I have ever seen. “Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you love me?” This isn’t something you need to ask 48 hours into being engaged.
Stacy needed to leave during that fake “modeling” shoot with Lurch. She was so extremely obnoxious, pretending she was a stylist for five minutes with their “House of 11.” I really do not have any idea what they do for a living, but they both need to go shopping for some larger clothes. It’s like their entire wardrobe is from 2008 and 30 lbs. ago.
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This is all I could picture with Stan in his velvet jacket, talking about intimate times, his beady old eyes gleaming. He really squicks me out.
I totally agree about Daonte being on the spectrum. I hope he gets rid of blondie quickly, before she sucks any more money and gifts out of him.This new lady, Anissa, she’s this season’s Angela. I think her dude will show up and make her life Hell.
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You know Rachel is just Rachel Dratch in disguise 😆 what was all that mugging for the camera? Her house looks nice, engineers make really good money, what does she need to be trolling the prisons for? Brittany is pretty and probably just trying to shock her parents for some reason.
I thought Daonte was so sweet and innocent until he over shared. Larry and that pelt on his head is going to be comedy gold. I like his pals thinking, “This old fool!” Can you imagine him bringing his new girl to the buffet to meet the golden years crew?
Pickle lady gives off a vibe that she should be looking for a wife. Maybe she needs to be honest with herself instead of trying to pin down hubby #4, who sounds like such a catch!
Were there any people I missed? I don’t care about any of them yet...-
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4 hours ago, greekmom said:
What I forgot to add is Ron handicapping Brandon by treating him like a child could be a result of him alienating all his other kids. We have not heard about Brandon's siblings and I bet none of them want the doomsday farm. Probably Ron's only way to hold on the last of his children. Sad and pathetic.
Absolutely. He sounded exactly like my dad and that’s why we haven’t spoken in 20 years (I have actually tried). It’s definitely abusive and Brandon needs to get out of there before he repeats that crap with his kids someday.
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Also, back to Garlic, when he was talking about his plans, he said he expects Bert and Danielle to both help with the business. I’m sorry, but Bert can’t even cobble together a full sentence in English. She wouldn’t even be able to translate for Spanish speaking clients. What the heck is she going to do other than hug people, cry, and steal yo’ man?
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Oooh weee, does production hate Garlic as much as we do? They really focused on his slack-jawed dumb ass face for long periods of time. The thing with Dannielle’s parents welcoming Bert almost softened my cold heart. She looks like she lost weight. I don’t get anything this family does, they’re so hyper religious, yet they drink like fish and the women prance around the teen sons in skimpy bikinis?
I hope Christie was super excited to get her own dumb bindi 🤣 Their kids are all so adorable and do look like one big family.
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2 hours ago, SilverLake0315 said:
I think it's been mentioned that Dannielle does the bookkeeping for whatever Garrick's business is, but I don't remember what that business is (if they even specified). I think it's a safe bet TLC is paying for all of the vacation stuff, though.
What if he’s really the brother of Joel Osteen, and they’ve banished him, but still give him a monthly allowance to stay away, because he interpreted the Bible all wrong 😇😂
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24 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:
Two words. Low standards.
My god my eyes nearly fell out of my head. Garrick not only drags his wife, his in-laws and HIS CHILDREN to Mexico so they can all gather round and witness The Sacred Banging? "And here's where Bert and I will
sleepengage in our god-blessed coupling!" he announces, barely able to control his drooling. WHY are Danielle's parents on board with this??Do not even get me started on their "date", with poor Danielle practically whipping her tits out at the restaurant while her EX husband droned on and on about fucking Bert.
I think Danielle set up the idea for the whole family to come along as a test. SURELY a man of God wouldn’t be able to bang his Brazilian knowing his entire family, including in-laws, were mere inches away. He will then realize it was all a bad idea, and go back to his family.
Of course, we know this two pump chump would bang her in front of everyone if the voice of God told him it was okay.
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53 minutes ago, Opine said:Can someone tell me because I may have forgotten - do we know why GarrICK's family ditched him? Was it because of polygamy?
Because he’s a mouth-breathing Troglodyte.
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If that dumb dumb Snowden took me out on our second “real” date, only to drive me around blindfolded back to the backyard I have been trapped in for the past year, he would have gotten a very loud NO from me. Cheap ass.
Anyone see a strong resemblance between Garlick and Danielle’s dad? Wow, they just looked like a older version of the couple. He needed to shut his trap about Berta while they celebrated their 13th anniversary. Well, 12th, because you stop counting after you get divorced.
I think the King should just keep his family the way it is. Everything is working well, why ruin it?
Sideon and crying Squeaky Fromme just killed me. So dramatic, grow up.
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That stupid Garlic wants to hurry up and give Bert a baby before marriage? What? So what was the point of the divorce if he can’t even keep his thing in his girly pants long enough for her to get to the US? This is too messy and I love it.
Why can I see Lovehandles (Siddeon’s girl) going all crazy like a Manson follower if the camping girl decides not to go with them? She really seems like there’s a simmering craziness behind her eyes. She’s too eager to say, “I know this isn’t a reaction a REGULAR girlfriend would have.” No, it’s not.
I couldn’t care less about King and Marge Simpson, and Howdy Doody has such an unattractive high pitched voice.
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So sick of everyone except Jovi and Yara that I found myself doing chores through the whole thing.
I know Natalie is nuts, but Mike just takes his manipulation to new levels. Who the hell does he think he is, telling her to stop talking and leaving whenever something makes him the least bit uncomfortable? Then to tell HER to apologize when he’s the big baby Huey who left her there. Then standing there like King Oaf and saying maybe you’ll forgive her tomorrow? I know weird Mommy told him he’s a prize, but judging by his early pics, he’s always looked like a rashy, angry Paul Bunyon. Yes, like the bunyon on a foot.
As for the other mismatch, Brandon and Julia...he is a smirking, ridiculous little puppet who his witch of a mom turned into a “real boy,” but Julia really flipped, didn’t she? In what world should someone erase their memories of a time before her? She’s not only jealous, but that’s some narcissistic crap right there. She really needs to “go Russia.”
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2 hours ago, Mothra said:
I need to know what Tosha meant when she told Obsidian aka Howard that his shirt was "ready." My first thought was that she had ironed his shirt, but that shirt had not been ironed. She was looking critically at the seam that connects the back of the yoke to the rest of the back, and then I thought "she made the damn shirt for him!" But now I'm committed to she was repairing a shirt with multiple seam rips, which is what happens when you dress like Keith Richards but don't have enough of a drug habit to support the look. Until a better story comes along, I'm sticking with that one.
(On reflection, she might have meant that she'd found one in the dirty clothes hamper that didn't stink too much, and that she had figured out how to turn it rightside-out) (without having to call one of the kids for help).
I thought she said she had finished “taking it in” for him. Which looked like she added some ladylike darts to the back of an old thrift store shirt, so he could look like a true tool on his first date.
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Snowden thoughts: why did Dimitri start lapsing into a South African accent towards the end of the episode? Buddy, you were saying those R’s hard a few minutes ago, what else are you guys going to appropriate? I also thought the pic of him and Ashley looked suddenly sinister. Did they change the contrast or is it just from what we know?
Regarding King Jerrod and his Simpson’s Kween, when she came out to offer them lemonade in THOSE PANTS, I shrieked. It looked like a diagram of her fallopian tubes. Burn them. I thought he vibes much better with his new victim than her.When Simian’s new girl showed up “in the forest” did anyone else think it looked like a Zoom background? The lighting on her and her naked knee looked different.
For the Howdy Doody family (sorry, too many names to keep straight) they’re the only ones I think are the real, boring deal. Kimberly was very likable, even with her farmer outfit and three strands of hair. I think many of us gained pandemic weight but she’s still pretty. That smiling baby was precious.
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6 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:
Why does Brandon have to call out Julia's English language and writing skills when she starts talking about career goals? Brandon should have told her that if she wants to be an event planner in the future she will need to learn about it, work at an event planning company, etc...I hope she does not think she can just tell people she is one, forging relationships with vendors, getting permits and locations and more importantly, how to do the billing so she can make money.
All that aside, I wonder if she really knows what she is talking about, she will be working evenings, weekends, early mornings and Brandon will be on his own, he might look at a girl when ordering a drink!
I thought that was so rude of him, it’s bordering on mental abuse. I don’t see him learning a second language and trying to speak it daily. As her partner, he needs to encourage her and celebrate her successes. Tearing her down and scoffing at her dreams is going to cause him to lose her.
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6 minutes ago, AZChristian said:
Slight edit on the 10th word.
I doubt it, sounds like he’s a two-pump-chump 🤣
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I had to laugh watching Garlic crying over Roberta leaving. Now he’s got to be nice to Danielle again, but I’ll bet he’ll pretend he’s in a deep depression so she has to run the house and the business on her own. I truly hope she leaves his sorry ass since they’re divorced anyhow, and Roberta decides she’s not just in it for this tool. He deserves to be alone, it will give him more time to interpret the Bible.
Doody and his banjo was just too much. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a less sexy person, unless you count his Meth-in-Law.
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Sounds like he’s full of roid rage. Yikes!
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I rarely shriek at my TV, but when Roberta did her “confession” and then Garlic (I’m changing the name of this stinky devil) said they neeeeeed alone time, then sneered at Danielle that she could “take care of business for him” eeeeeekkkkkk! I was thinking, “Yes, dear Garlic, the business at hand tomorrow is draining our bank account, and catching the first flight back.”
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Watching Garrick completely ignore Danielle and slobber all over the brace face is really uncomfortable to watch. I think it’s definitely finally clicking for her that she made a grave mistake by divorcing him so he could marry Roberta. The fact that he even suggested it would have made me grant him the divorce and take the kids.
Jarod is just loving the idea of being King to his tribe. That narcissistic ass is getting bigger and bigger, and will have his wives fanning him as he lays on the couch all day pretty soon. I know Kay can’t help being so tiny, but it grosses me out how they treat her like an insolent teen, I was waiting for them to ground her! She’s got her jobs, she needs to leave now before they turn her into the maid they had planned.
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Why does it seem like none of these Kings actually like women at all? If the women wanted to bring over Brother Husbands, I’d imagine they might be down with that, too.
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Just popping in to say that I’m not convinced that Sidian isn’t being played by Hillary Swank. Look at him and the way he speaks. It’s her 😂
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S04.E01: Who Doesn't Like Thirds?
in Seeking Sister Wife
Danielle is LOVING hearing that Bert is very insecure and jealous about the search for a third wife 😆
That little man who stays at home while his wives work is so funny. I’m glad they enjoy his telling them what he learned in sixth grade when his moms get home.