S06.E07: Lisa's Story LIVE CHAT

[lazylump]

OH Snap!  "PUT IT BACK" to the dietician.  I like this Dietitian!  She is not backing down.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Shnoopy said:

Wal-Mart donuts! 

Only the best for princess Lisa.

[sara1025]

Why does she always sound drunk or on something??

[QuinnInND]

Did she say she rewards Herbert for sex with food????? 

[MJS]

Wait.

 

WAIT.

 

She rewards Herbert with ice cream for sex????

[Shnoopy]

Put it back!!! Fuck you! Love it. Finally someone with a pair!

[Kid]

She feels pissed not relieved!

She already knows she can’t have those foods this is not new information.

Edited February 22, 2018 by Kid

[ShortyMac]

This dietitian rocks.

[Cranky One]

It's all Herbert's fault, dammit!

[Miracle Maxie]

Well, this might get her mobile. She’ll bolt outta that bed to salvage the food from the garbage. 

[MrsRopersCaftan]

Oooh, Herburt’s gonna have to make another trip to the Wal-Mart! No rewards for him until he replenishes the stash!

[Donut Bear]

Who thinks Herbert will get the doughnuts and pizza rolls out of the garbage?

[Guest]

Just now, QuinnInND said:

Did she say she rewards Herbert for sex with food????? 

Well if you think about it - I'm sure it would fall in the category of heroic proportions.

[Smoothcoat]

She has sex?? Omg

[CouchTater]

I need this dietician in my own life!

[trashtvaddict]

1 hour ago, Giant Misfit said:

This would be me... if I hadn't just eaten an egg and cheese omelette...

[navine]

so, how much do you think she's gained?

[QuinnInND]

Just now, Smoothcoat said:

She has sex?? Omg

Well, her cootch is hanging out all the time.. 

[Shnoopy]

Just now, Smoothcoat said:

She has sex?? Omg

He has sex. Maybe with a fold. 

[MrsRopersCaftan]

I can’t tell if it means that I’m winning or losing at parenthood right now that my boys are in here taking bets on how much weight she gained. Winning?

Edited February 22, 2018 by MrsRopersCaftan

[calpurnia99]

OMG I'm trying the best I can with the diet...yeah right. 

[88Keys]

She's the older, female equivalent of Steven Assanti.  She's manipulative, she likes to shock people, she lies...

[QuinnInND]

She gained 30 lbs. Hahaha. Get her Dr. Now!! 

[Ellie Godfrey]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

Who thinks Herbert will get the doughnuts and pizza rolls out of the garbage?

I have no doubt Herbert was sent out there to pull that shit out of the garbage.

[Caoimhe]

Gained 29 pounds!  Bet that’s all since Herbert arrived.

[Shnoopy]

Gained 30. She's so full of shit.

[Miracle Maxie]

29 lb gain. Big surprise. 

[Lizz]

1 minute ago, Smoothcoat said:

She has sex?? Omg

Well, it’s usually spread out open for business

[Aw my lahgs]

Your no being hungry does not sound like a problem at all.

[calpurnia99]

She is such a fucking liar! The scale don't lie! I cannot stand this woman!

[hoosiermom]

enough with the stupid sad face.

[QuinnInND]

Just now, Shnoopy said:

Gained 30. She's so full of shit.

And doughnuts and pizza rolls and ice cream. 

[88Keys]

Lol...the baseball bat analogy.

[Kid]

Send her back to Alabama she’s not worth the effort.

[Caoimhe]

Go Dr Now!!  Dysfunctional is exactly right.

[Guest]

This woman doesn't have a snowballs chance in hell of getting under 500 pounds. 

[LordOfLotion]

Put your cootch away, stop lying and stop eating!

[Shnoopy]

Dr Now just hit the nail on the head. She likes to be waited on. 

[Aw my lahgs]

If Penny and Steven Assanti had a daughter it would be Lisa.

[calpurnia99]

I missed a little but is Herbert her caretaker? Then he became her bf or he was her bf and then came to take care of her?

[skippy]

This miserable creature may be the first patient we see die on this show.

[Shnoopy]

I'm always glad to see you. Bet he's real.glad to see your beef curtains too.

[QuinnInND]

Just now, calpurnia99 said:

I missed a little but is Herbert her caretaker? Then he became her bf or he was her bf and then came to take care of her?

He was her bf before. They met online. He came to "help" her when her daughter went back to Alabama. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Does.......does she ever wear pants? Or underwear?

[rlc]

I know the bar is pretty high (low?) on this one, but she one of the most unpleasant patients yet.

[Granny58]

47 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

I am sad for the kids and grandkids. She seems like a selfish user. "Bring me y food now and the way I want it! etc".

That's what I thought about her childhood.  Nothing horrific happened...just normal life, some bad choices...but spoiled from day one.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Aw my lahgs said:

If Penny and Steven Assanti had a daughter it would be Lisa.

The visual of this is giving me severe heartburn.

[Shnoopy]

1 minute ago, calpurnia99 said:

I missed a little but is Herbert her caretaker? Then he became her bf or he was her bf and then came to take care of her?

Boyfriend.  Whaaat? Yep she gots one.

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, skippy said:

This miserable creature may be the first patient we see die on this show.

I was thinking the same thing

[Smoothcoat]

1 minute ago, calpurnia99 said:

I missed a little but is Herbert her caretaker? Then he became her bf or he was her bf and then came to take care of her?

He was an online BF (I think) and now he's the caretaker and live in BF