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Games and Fun Stuff: 'Eyefuck, Headbutt, Raid' and More


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Inspired by another discussion, the Vikings version of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" made more hardcore for our rugged vikings!

 

Original set:

Ragnar. Rollo. Torstein.

 

Eyefuck Ragnar, because he always eyefucks.

 

Headbutt Rollo, because he's a dunderhead and that's the only place I can headbutt him that isn't already broken.

 

Raid Torstein because he likes to party.

 

New threesome:

King Horik, King Ecbert, Jarl Borg.

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(edited)

Eyefuck:  Lagertha (I mean, who wouldn't?)

(Repeatedly) Headbutt:  Princess Aslaug (though I might be a bit concerned that those bucked teeth of hers might get lodged in my skull)

Raid:  Lagertha's Merry Band of Shieldmaidens (interpreted as going raiding with, rather than raiding upon)

 

.....Shieldmaiden Sandwich.  Nothing sweeter.

Edited by OriginalCyn
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Just for fun! :) 

Rank the following Viking dudes in the order (1- 6), of who you would use your "Free Pass" on:

 

 

NUMBER #1- Iron Side!

a8714501baa146c4204401cb10d3ff79--viking

 

 

 

NUMBER #2 - Rollo!

c3d68ec8d71ff5a1469674534ddbf872--viking

 

 

NUMBER #3 - Leif!

92c9610f7ac63d1de39fbbb62f812f32--viking

 

 

NUMBER #4 - Young Ragnar!

e42afefaa53e65c03593a8a845dfad15--travis

 

 

NUMBER #5 - Ivar!

8721b3db948aeb6cb46b077d85c6e6b6--alex-h

 

 

NUMBER #6 - This guy!

4bc171a5e171624eacd18e485d39d8b8--viking

 

Lets hear your votes!!!! :)

Edited by Son of the Norse

Eyefuck: Ivar  He's crazy but his eyes are sexy.  

Headbutt:  Margrethe  Good lord is she greedy.

Raid:  Bjorn and Halfdan . They seem to be having some great adventures

Next up: Aethelwulf, Harald, Alfred.  Any takers?

Also, I'd use my free pass on Ragnar, Rollo, Ivar, Bjorn, Leif and the Seer, in that order  Then Lagertha, Torvi, Astrid, Siggy.  Yidu/Margrethe only with a gun to my head.  Both characters bug the beejeebus out of me.

Are SotN tokens valid currency in Canada? I might be moving... 

9 hours ago, nowornever said:

 

Also, I'd use my free pass on Ragnar, Rollo, Ivar, Bjorn, Leif and the Seer, in that order  Then Lagertha, Torvi, Astrid, Siggy.  Yidu/Margrethe only with a gun to my head.  Both characters bug the beejeebus out of me.

Are SotN tokens valid currency in Canada? I might be moving... 

SotN Tokens are valid world wide and can be redeemed (if your lucky enough to get one) at the following locations:

In Canada at any McDonalds, Wendys, or Burger King (as long as you order the Moose droppings Shake and tell them that "Green sent you").

The Glacier Shop in Greenland*

The Nordic Store in Iceland*

*I must be at your side for these purchases to be accepted.

The rest of the world at any retail store location, or open air bazaar where you are lucky enough to find myself, a cast member of Vikings, and any my little pony fan-boy; together at the same table slowly sipping iced cocktails of Red Bull and Absolute Mandarin flavored Vodka.

and any In and Out Burger in Scandinavia (opening locations TBD).

 

Hope that helps! LOL

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