S10.E07: Ryan's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Chicklet]

Oh the irony. He says all of this bullshit with a straight face and no acknowledgment that it's insane.

He "absolutely" can do this, yes sir Dr. Now! Liar.

[LEILANI2]

Was his dad a compulsive bull shitter too, he seems to have inherited all his quirks.

[mmecorday]

His vocabulary needs work.

[Lillith]

Just now, ams1001 said:

His dad was over 800?! Did he say that during the monologue? I missed that! (Probably zoned out.)

I don't recall that coming up either. It seems pertinent. I can't tell if this dude is a simple bullshitter or and out and out pathological liar. 

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

"Typical day what do you eat?"

Everything. The truthful answer is everything.

Ryan:  The easier question (with the shortest answer, by far) is what DON'T I eat?

[dreadfulLeigh]

I wish I could play tv at 1.5X speed 🥱 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Lillith said:

He not only looks dirty, he looks so sickly. 

I noticed that too...lethargic, bags under the eyes, greenish skin.
How the heck did dad find enough drugs to get high at 800lbs?

[Lima Bean]

Don’t laugh. Many people gain copious amounts of weight from eating ice as well as grapes.

[Hellga]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

All of them sit around the house all day. 

They should get bulk discount from their friendly neighborhood mental health specialist.  I am pretty sure they all have issues.  

[DropTheSoap]

My egg loaf is out of the oven and it's all warm and I may eat a second serving in Ryan's honor.

[hookedontv]

What loose ends could this dude have to tie up? He sits around and eats all day. No job, no kids, no nothing. 

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to stake out the office and find us some fatties. 

It's a hazing activity for new Snarkers! 

[Chicklet]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

The ice chips are the new grapes

OMG if he freezes grapes he might asplode!

[LEILANI2]

Dude you need to stop eathing lasagna by the truckload.

[Suzywriter]

what loose ends? What loose ends??

[aliya]

He's in the chair all day. What "loose ends" could he have?

[mmecorday]

I thought Dr. Now said, "We're going to give you some daiquiri instructions." That's where the ice chips will come in handy.

[umgoblue]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I noticed that too...lethargic, bags under the eyes, greenish skin.
How the heck did dad find enough drugs to get high at 800lbs?

He actually looks gray to me.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Instead of a dumpster fire?

He wants to learn how to put himself out.

[hookedontv]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

My egg loaf is out of the oven and it's all warm and I may eat a second serving in Ryan's honor.

I’m gonna eat a bucket of ice chips cuz Dr. Now says I can. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Hellga said:

They should get bulk discount from their friendly neighborhood mental health specialist.  I am pretty sure they all have issues.  

He's bulky, for sure.

[Hellga]

Snacking is out.  Eat only three times a day, 400 calorie per day, no carb.

Yeah right.  He will cut out one of however many bags of candy he eats and eat 3 person's lunch instead of 6-8 persons' lunch and claim to work very, very hard.  

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Splashes said:

How much is that alimony. They have 1400 dollars between them per month and like 250 in snap. My groceries are like 3-400 dollars a month and they have two people plus someone who eats six to eight times as much and mostly eats out. I just dont know how people can afford to weigh this much.

And the takeout! Takeout costs a fortune! They must never pay the bills or buy anything else. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

His dad was over 800?! Did he say that during the monologue? I missed that! (Probably zoned out.)

Wait, what?! In the hours long monologue, I don’t recall hearing that!

[DropTheSoap]

Narrator: He will not stick with the 1200 calorie diet.

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

I’m gonna eat a bucket of ice chips cuz Dr. Now says I can. 

Ok, here me out out. Frozen grapes = ice chips. Yeah? 🤔 

[LEILANI2]

When you're ready you just stop eating less, it's not that hard when you're currently eating  costco bulk size lasagna as a single serving.

[Chicklet]

IF Dr. Now didn't roll his eyes with this one, I don't know how.

Announcer= He wants to change his life before it's too late but he doesn't know it's already too late.

 

[Hellga]

Taking it all in and processing it.  I hope what he ends up remembering is the no snacking and 1200 calories per day, not 'move to Houston' part like Lacey did! 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

What loose ends could this dude have to tie up? He sits around and eats all day. No job, no kids, no nothing. 

Wait until later, when he can't make an appointment because "there's a lot going on"/

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I’m gonna eat a bucket of ice chips cuz Dr. Now says I can. 

What flavor? cheese, caramel, spicy, kettle, classic butter? 

Edited December 16, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Suzywriter]

Lord, this one is boring.

Sits in a gloomy house with an addled mother and her bizarre significant other. Makes absurd statements about his helplessness, juxtaposed with his extreme competitive nature.

[DropTheSoap]

I'm guessing weight at 787, if he gets weighed again.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Lima Bean said:

Don’t laugh. Many people gain copious amounts of weight from eating ice as well as grapes.

IT'S WATER WEIGHT 

[TazDevil]

Dr. Now didn't specifically tell him not to drink soda.  This guy will still be drinking his vat of soda every day wondering why he gained weight.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m tucking into a big bowl of ice chips during the commercial. (On a serious note,  they aren’t good for your teeth.)

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Lord, this one is boring.

Sits in a gloomy house with an addled mother and her bizarre significant other. Makes absurd statements about his helplessness, juxtaposed with his extreme competitive nature.

Oh new competition show- Competitive Helplessnes

Edited December 16, 2021 by Chicklet

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

And the takeout! Takeout costs a fortune! They must never pay the bills or buy anything else. 

Since a few of this troupe are disabled, they may have housing that doesn't come out of their pocket. 

[CringeWatcher]

Hold up. Did this dude actually just complain about the stress of working in a call center? They expected too much out of him? Try teaching virtually AND in person AT THE SAME TIME during a freaking pandemic you whiny twat! I want to smack him. 😤

end rant. 

[Lima Bean]

Time to go down to the recycling center and hop on the scale!

[magemaud]

7 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

This must be another one of those 6 month episode where he doesn't even make it to Washington stat

At the beginning they said this was a 10 month journey. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

They could have edited this into 5 minutes so far. 

[babyhouseman]

Too bad his bio dad died. They could've done a two for one show. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

The only way he's getting to Houston in less than a week is with him dumped in the back of a rental moving box truck, and Sharon driving him.     

If he ever moves to Houston, he'll feel right at home, because that townhouse they live in already looks depressing.   So the red brick cell blocks most of the poundticipants rent will look familiar, but actually nicer than that place he's living in now.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

The rationalizations are epic.

[String Theory]

5 minutes ago, Splashes said:

How much is that alimony. They have 1400 dollars between them per month and like 250 in snap. My groceries are like 3-400 dollars a month and they have two people plus someone who eats six to eight times as much and mostly eats out. I just dont know how people can afford to weigh this much.

I dunno how alimony works either for them, but when I got divorced, I only received alimony for ever two years of marriage.   Married 22yrs. received eleven years of alimony.....

[Hellga]

6 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

The ice chips are the new grapes

Of course it's the ice chips fault!  The fact that each one is drowned in a pint of high-calorie beverage has nothing to do with it, no, ma'am! 

[mk828]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

“I chew on a lot of ice chips. I don’t know if that’s okay.”

I’m roaring.

He can use the "water weight" excuse with Schnee 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

At the beginning they said this was a 10 month journey. 

It's already been 10 years.

[GrammyPammy]

Spoiler

I’m a dental hygienist and have seen thousands of patients fracture their teeth by chewing on ice! Don’t do it.

[poeticlicensed]

I'm late to the party peeps! Give me a synopsis of whats happening   in 5 words (doesn't have to be a sentence)