S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[sainte-chapelle]

Are...are they clapping like she is a dog? 

[fonfereksglen]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oprah's hair looks fabulous. Is that a wig?

Yes.  We are the same age.  One does not get more hair at our age.

Edited March 25, 2021 by fonfereksglen
Sent comment too soon.

[AnnaBanana]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

WE'RE ONLY ON MUNT FREAKIN' TWO????

Well at the beginning it said it's following 9 months of her journey...makes me wonder what's up.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

That's not a proper pour in that Kim Crawford wine commercial. Fill it to the rim!

I may have gotten too used to pouring my own wine during the pandemic ...

A proper pour just means you have to fill it more often....we don't need that.

[Lillith]

Ok I'm late to the party and already 5 minutes into the middle of this there is sooo much to unpack. 

[AnnaBanana]

Any guesses on how much she didn't lose?

[Guest]

No way she lost weight.

[Chicklet]

Just now, ams1001 said:

I just got ice cream and after I washed my hands I flicked the water off and whacked my finger against the handle of a butter knife in the sink. Ow.

This place is a death trap!

 Are you trying to tell us you have an elevator in your house?

[Drogo]

So not kidding I loved her with the daughter singing "We're walking, and we're talking" together

 

C'MON U CAN DO IT KCHRYSHTAL

[umgoblue]

Did I see the panel incorrectly?  Are we only in Munt #3?!?!  Can't be...tell me.

Time Check:  40min left

[Eldemarge]

Nine pounds!  Working real hard, baybeeeeeee!

[SunnyBeBe]

Here we go again.....

[sainte-chapelle]

Yea bar wine pours are small and expensive. I think I’ll still stick to home for drinks.

[Guest]

I like this new nurse. She seems exceptionally embittered. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I just got ice cream and after I washed my hands I flicked the water off and whacked my finger against the handle of a butter knife in the sink. Ow.

This place is a death trap!

Did you have to go to the hospital? 

[ams1001]

9 pounds? And she even saved some ounces by not wearing a real shirt this time.

[Drogo]

OH no wait, you can't. 

[Pepper Mostly]

551? No WAY. 

[AnnaBanana]

"I'm completely dedicated to doing what I need to do...." 

uh-huh, sure.  

[Twopper]

Dr Paradise:  it's a lot of weight to carry this type of secret.

For some reason I laughed out loud at that.  Should I get some gasoline soaked drawers or what?

And it is like 9:15 and I don't think we have reached Munt 1 yet.    This is a snoozefest.

[Hellga]

Didn't do as well as she hoped... surprise, surprise!   Because you should have worked on your diet rather than 'hoping'.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dr. Now is trying to hold his breath so he doesn’t smell Chrystal.

[dreadfulLeigh]

I absolutely understand that there are a lot of underlying mechanisms to the super morbidly obese people not losing weight or “not being able to lose weight”. But do they really not understand the mathematics of them losing only 9 pounds when they are at the size that they are at? Like I need someone to sit their ass down and work through the calories that they are eating to give them a better idea of what they’re eating versus what they think they’re not eat it to only lose 9 pounds

[PrincessPurrsALot]

28 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Thank god she didnt wear that tank top to meet Dr, Now.

I assume the tank top committed suicide.  It could not take it anymore. 

11 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Nicole's porch cleaning method could benefit a lot of these people.

If only Nicole's buncha bastards had been in the hotel and we had a bed on wheels.  Good times!

1 minute ago, sagittarius sue said:

What a great top..even worse than her tank top.... with midriff showing.

Sooooooo sexy!  She will be beating the men away with a stick.  Oh wait, she is keeping them away with her stink!

[AnnaBanana]

I love how they play dumb.  <eyeroll>

[7EasyPayments]

9 hole pounds

 

[sainte-chapelle]

Your mouth is a cavern of lies.

[Pepper Mostly]

Seriously? She could have lost more just by skipping one pound of bacon a day.

Or scrubbing off some of the accumulated grime.  

[Suzywriter]

A midriff shirt??

Oldest child has a stain on her shirt. Why is CPS not involved?
 

Edited March 25, 2021 by Suzywriter

[Guest]

There is NO way, with access to only a microwave and a George Forman grill, that this woman is "eating healthy." And a 5 pound weight loss is not "helping you walk better."

Edited March 25, 2021 by Guest

[sainte-chapelle]

I guess now we know why there was no bathing scene.

[ams1001]

"I've been taking a shower almost every day."

[ShortyMac]

Showering 'almost every day.' Progress!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Strangely enough, her voiceovers sound pretty nice and articulate and they have some different, varying tones, but her office voice with Dr. now is the dull, lifeless monotone the other poundticipants use in their voice overs. 

[Twopper]

17 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Stop saying SUPERSOUUUL!

I hate when Oprah does that ad for Dixc+.   She is enough reason for me to avoid it.  I can't stand those shows.

[mmecorday]

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No room for exercise at The Hotel Deathtrap. 

You can checkout anytime you like, but you can never leave.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, fonfereksglen said:

Yes.  We are the same age.  One does not get more hair at our age.

I know. That's my tragedy of elder years. 

[umgoblue]

See how Dr. Now is hugging the door??!?!?🤣😂

He has a nasogastric tube to connect to oxygen underneath the door...Don't you see it?

Part of your intake:  I've been taking a shower everyday.  DEAD!!!

[Chicklet]

 SHE SOUNDS SO CONVINCING.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Dr Paradise:  it's a lot of weight to carry this type of secret.

For some reason I laughed out loud at that.  Should I get some gasoline soaked drawers or what?

Only if you save a pair for Dr. Paradise. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Dr Paradise:  it's a lot of weight to carry this type of secret.

For some reason I laughed out loud at that.  Should I get some gasoline soaked drawers or what?

And it is like 9:15 and I don't think we have reached Munt 1 yet.    This is a snoozefest.

I know. I had such high hopes of her moving in the first 20 minutes to Texas already. And we get nothing nothing!
 

[poeticlicensed]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

A midriff shirt??

Oldest child has a stain on her shirt. Why is CPS not involved.
 

I think its supposed to be a sports bra. They have huge ones at Walmart.

Why are they still living at a hotel? Thats hella expensive, even if its cheap

Edited March 25, 2021 by poeticlicensed

[Suzywriter]

Your hygiene seems better...
So I don't need a gasmask but you could still use some Febreeze.

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, dreadfulLeigh said:

No room for exercise at The Hotel Deathtrap. 

The Eagles should write a song about this...

[charmed1]

The oxygen tank that poor baby has to haul around weighs at least 3 times more than 9 lbs.

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

If only Nicole's buncha bastards had been in the hotel and we had a bed on wheels.  Good times!

One of my most favorite moments was when Nicole got super mad are her boyfriend and threw a subway sandwich at him which then ricocheted around the van. I laugh every time I think about it. Those were the good old days

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I think its supposed to be a sports bra. They have huge ones at Walmart

Then where is her SHIRT? A sports bra is a bra!!

[Pepper Mostly]

She's taking a shower almost every day? What is she doing that prevents her from bathing? Is she reading to the blind or running a major corporation? Is she organizing an initiative to improve deathtrap hotels elevators? WHAT?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Thank you to whichever editor decided we didn't need to hear her whining as she got back in the van.  My ears are still recovering from the hotel drama.  Elevator of death! Bed requiring feats of gymnastics to mount!  Lacerated fingers!  I am surprised she survived Death Hotel. 

[sainte-chapelle]

5 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

There is NO way, with access to only a microwave and a George Forman grill, that this woman is "eating healthy." And a 5 pound weight loss is not "helping you walk better."

When I first lived alone my George Foreman did most of the cooking. Plenty of grilled veggies and grilled chicken. I ate a lot of salads and did cook veggies in the microwave. 

Edited March 25, 2021 by sainte-chapelle