S09.E14: Chrystal's Journey LIVE CHAT

[AnnaBanana]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Her poor Daughter always looks so miserable 

This whole episode the daughters have looked like they wanted to be anywhere else.

[mmecorday]

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Her poor Daughter always looks so miserable 

You'd look that way too if you lived with someone who smells like grilled onions and deviled eggs.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Can anyone tell if Dr. Paradise has a new couch since her first appt?

He hides it in the back and saves it for her visits. New couch for clean patients only.

Edited March 25, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her poor Daughter always looks so miserable 

You mean her surrogate mother/caretaker? 😞 

[umgoblue]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Her poor Daughter always looks so miserable 

The smell...

You would, too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did he just say it’s a lot a weight to keep these secrets? Oh, Doc.

[mmecorday]

🎶Oooh, that smell. Can't you smell that smell?🎶

[ShoePrincess]

I'm late to the snarkparty. I had my annual physical this afternoon, plus went through what my primary care doctor needed to do to document why I'm a candidate for breast reduction surgery (!!!) and make a referral to a surgeon. My eating habit is a big salad topped with some leftover roasted chicken and a glass (maybe several glasses, depending on how awful this pounditicpant is) of rose.

Those poor fat girls in training. Chrystal with an  is setting them up to follow (or is that waddle) in her footsteps.

The cockroaches are a nice touch.

 

Edited March 25, 2021 by ShoePrincess

[ams1001]

I'm glad her brother took that news well (even though he probably isn't hearing about it for the first time on camera...)

[Floatingbison]

Is she saying "supersoul" or "suck your soul"?

[Suzywriter]

Mom likely didn't have the tools to figure out what to do.  What a nightmare. 

[poeticlicensed]

Josh is the best person in the family. 

[umgoblue]

Just now, mmecorday said:

🎶Oooh, that smell. Can't you smell that smell?🎶

The Rock, Chrystal Rock: Do you understand smell the fumes that are coming out of my pores?

[CrazyInAlabama]

Just now, ShoePrincess said:

My eating habit is a big salad topped with some leftover roasted chicken and a glass (maybe several glasses, depending on how awful this pounditicpant is) of rose.

You're going to need at least one bottle, maybe two.  

[Hellga]

Wow.  That's sad.   I hope her relationship with her brother won't suffer as a result.

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did he just say it’s a lot a weight to keep these secrets? Oh, Doc.

Me: literally

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

He hides it in the back and saves it for her visits. New couch for clean patients only.

I used to put a sheet on my bed every day so my dog could sleep on it, then fold it up at night so my bed would be free if dog hair.

[ams1001]

11 minutes ago, Burning Rubber said:

Am I seeing vegetables??? OMG!!! Oh. It's a tiny side dish to a whole smoked suckling pig.

Is that what that thing was?!

[hookedontv]

Hi my friends. Just got home so I haven’t even watched any of this one. Chrystal with an “h” should be interesting. 
 

My mom had a “mild” stroke yesterday that has affected her speech. She’s been in the hospital so I have missed a day and a half of work being there with her. Luckily one visitor is allowed. She’s got other issues that they are trying to resolve too, so this is pretty scary and draining. Tonight’s eating habit is a Gardein frozen dinner. I will now veg out and watch Chrystal from the start. Need to get my mind off of things. Hope everyone is doing well. 

[dreadfulLeigh]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Is she saying "supersoul" or "suck your soul"?

I’ve heard it both ways. 

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Is she still taller than Dr. Paradise? I was trying to compare them as she waddled through the door.

I hope she washed up a little before her visit to poor Dr Paradise.   

I notice she is practically laying down on the couch.

What is that smile that she brings out for Dr Now and Dr Paradise?  it is creepy.

And what's the stain on her pants from? 

I am really meh about this one.

[AnnaBanana]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Is she saying "supersoul" or "suck your soul"?

Super Soul.  But I'm pretty sure it will suck your soul.

[Chicklet]

5 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

The one time a therapist leaves the door open for all to hear the session, risking all types of HIPAA violations...

HIPAA took one whiff and died in that room.

[Guest]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

I'm glad her brother took that news well (even though he probably isn't hearing about it for the first time on camera...)

Oh yeah. There's no way he didn't know that before. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did he just say it’s a lot a weight to keep these secrets? Oh, Doc.

I laughed and laughed. We see you, Dr. Paradise. 

[Arynm]

Just now, ams1001 said:

I'm glad her brother took that news well (even though he probably isn't hearing about it for the first time on camera...)

I am going to take a wild guess and say that his relationship with his dad is not great either. His relationship with his mom is going to take a hit when he processes that she stayed with a man that was molesting his sister.

[SunnyBeBe]

Actually, when you’re that large, you can’t really handle your own hygiene...maybe she doesn’t want to ask her daughter to help.  She should retain a bath aid.  Seriously. They come to the house couple times a week to give bath.

[ams1001]

11 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Now the staff has to de-stink-ify the room

Get the Febreze! "You've gone nose-blind!"

[ShoePrincess]

37 minutes ago, Twopper said:

They look fairly small compared to the flying ones I have seen in NOLA.  I used to hate to walk outside at night because they would crunch underfoot when they darted across the sidewalk.

Those NOLA cockroaches are horrible creatures.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi my friends. Just got home so I haven’t even watched any of this one. Chrystal with an “h” should be interesting. 
 

My mom had a “mild” stroke yesterday that has affected her speech. She’s been in the hospital so I have missed a day and a half of work being there with her. Luckily one visitor is allowed. She’s got other issues that they are trying to resolve too, so this is pretty scary and draining. Tonight’s eating habit is a Gardein frozen dinner. I will now veg out and watch Chrystal from the start. Need to get my mind off of things. Hope everyone is doing well. 

Oh no...sending good thoughts.  My father just passed and my mom ended up in hospital too so I totally get how stressful hospital visits are right now. Sending all my positive thoughts to you and your mom.

Edited March 25, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi my friends. Just got home so I haven’t even watched any of this one. Chrystal with an “h” should be interesting. 
 

My mom had a “mild” stroke yesterday that has affected her speech. She’s been in the hospital so I have missed a day and a half of work being there with her. Luckily one visitor is allowed. She’s got other issues that they are trying to resolve too, so this is pretty scary and draining. Tonight’s eating habit is a Gardein frozen dinner. I will now veg out and watch Chrystal from the start. Need to get my mind off of things. Hope everyone is doing well. 

Sending healing vibes.

[mmecorday]

That's not a proper pour in that Kim Crawford wine commercial. Fill it to the rim!

I may have gotten too used to pouring my own wine during the pandemic ...

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hi my friends. Just got home so I haven’t even watched any of this one. Chrystal with an “h” should be interesting. 
 

My mom had a “mild” stroke yesterday that has affected her speech. She’s been in the hospital so I have missed a day and a half of work being there with her. Luckily one visitor is allowed. She’s got other issues that they are trying to resolve too, so this is pretty scary and draining. Tonight’s eating habit is a Gardein frozen dinner. I will now veg out and watch Chrystal from the start. Need to get my mind off of things. Hope everyone is doing well. 

Glad you made it .Read the thread, fellow snarkers are in rare form tonight, you'll get a good laugh. 

Hope your mother mends quickly! 

[dreadfulLeigh]

This seems to be zooming along nicely until I realized that we are an hour and 15 minutes in and we still have not had surgery!

[umgoblue]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

I hope she washed up a little before her visit to poor Dr Paradise.   

I notice she is practically laying down on the couch.

What is that smile that she brings out for Dr Now and Dr Paradise?  it is creepy.

And what's the stain on her pants from? 

I am really meh about this one.

Nope...if she didn't wash her stankin ass for Dr. Now, Dr. Paradise sure as hell wouldn't rate such conscientious, anti-nose hair singeing behavior.  It's not his show.

We didn't get a shower scene, because SHE DOESN'T SHOWER!!

Nice try!

Edited March 25, 2021 by umgoblue

[OoogleEyes]

Oprah's hair looks fabulous. Is that a wig?

We haven't seen one cooking segment.  Are they still living in a motel?

Edited March 25, 2021 by OoogleEyes

[Chicklet]

Oh no the sports bra of doom.

[dreadfulLeigh]

This music makes it seem like they weren’t sure if they want it to be sad and depressing or uplifting and hopeful.

[mmecorday]

WE'RE ONLY ON MUNT FREAKIN' TWO????

[Arynm]

I just can't with her barely hanging on tank tops.

[TazDevil]

A month there and still in the hotel?

[ams1001]

Who's taking care of the dog?

Did she just eat a bunch of broccoli like a drumstick?

[charmed1]

Did they grill that chicken on a waffle iron?

[AnnaBanana]

I just love how they follow the diet just for the cameras and say how they're doing so well.....and then they get to the weigh in and it's obvious they haven't been following it at all.

[Donut Bear]

Month 2 and they are still in the one bed motel?  Do the kids go to school?  

Edited March 25, 2021 by Donut Bear

[SunnyBeBe]

Are they living in a hotel room?

[sagittarius sue]

What a great top..even worse than her tank top.... with midriff showing.

[ams1001]

I just got ice cream and after I washed my hands I flicked the water off and whacked my finger against the handle of a butter knife in the sink. Ow.

This place is a death trap!

[dreadfulLeigh]

No room for exercise at The Hotel Deathtrap. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like she might have lost an ounce or two.