90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, stop kicking a dead horse. She’s just not that into you. Or your mother, Trash.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’ve seen this fight about six times now and I still laugh my ass off. I hate both of them.

Yeah, I want them to just duke it out and end it once and for all like a cage match. Oh wait, are you talking about Mike and Natalie or the Asuelo's?  

[Doublemint]

Boring Michael - the raging abuser.  I hate his Mother, interfering bitch!

[Mr. Miner]

Call mommy you POS!

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Happens all. the. time...

“You spent so much time breastfeeding, you didn’t have time to make me happy!” 
 

Grrr…

[charmed1]

Mike is a passive-aggressive knock-kneed Sasquatch.

[Pepper Mostly]

He does the same. thing. every. time. 

He says he wants to talk to talk to her, then when she speaks he starts screaming at her. 

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What is Jovi's problem? Lack of blow jobs? 

Not enough stripper glitter in his lungs.

[My Girls]

Trish is so fucking creepy... omg

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh God not these two...I didn’t drink enough with dinner for these two. 

Kindly bring on Tiffany and her shoulders so I can be smug.

 

[greekmom]

Mike would have been better off working it out with the hairstylist in Squiem than Natalie.

Fuck off Trish you butter faced bitch.

(ok. i may have had a touch too much whiskey)

[Bees52]

Mike call someone OTHER than your mother for advice. Somebody objective.

[Frozendiva]

Trish, you are not going to like any woman in your son's life.

He is old enough to make his own choices.

You are also a snake in the grass. Takes one to know one.

[TazDevil]

"Snake in the grass" says the woman who convinced her son to call off the wedding the night before...

[CrazyInAlabama]

Trish and her lovely words of wisdom.    She's so despicable.   Every time I feel sorry for Mike, and think Natalie is awful, then Mike and Trish show up.  

[Baltimore Betty]

Jovi tells Yara that starting that evening he will be good to her...wtf, why couldn't he just start at that minute?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Didn’t they move to Utah?

Yes.  Kalani and Asuelo live in St. George, Utah, where Uber drivers should make even less than they would in Portland.  

[Armchair Critic]

Mike called his mom Punkasaurus last time, he needs to come up with some new material. The man is so boring don't bring him back TLC.

[Doublemint]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

 

We desperately need new people.  All these story lines are completely played out.

You are my spirit animal!

[Angry Moldovan]

Bricks mother sounds like the anti-Christ. I’m a wee bit scared 😱 

[Floatingbison]

Mike is just genuinely scary and depressing.  I don't see him having a stable relationship with anyone until he stops gaslighting and being manipulative.  And taking "Mama's" side over that of his wife is pure unadulterated  bullshit.

Edited August 2, 2021 by Floatingbison

[Hotel Snarker]

Fuck Trish. She is toxic. 

Fuck Mike. He gets under my skin. So emotionally abusive.

[FrancescaFiore]

"I've always been grandma inside, okay?"

I've never related to Yara more.

Tammy is a total psycho. Asuelu's mom isn't much better. So tacky to demand money over a dinner the people you're demanding it from made for you. Jeez.

[Pepper Mostly]

One would think that both Mike and his annoying, interfering mother would be pleased with Natalie's imminent departure from Sequim. What exactly do they want? 

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He does the same. thing. every. time. 

He says he wants to talk to talk to her, then when she speaks he starts screaming at her. 

This is why he couldn’t find an American woman. He’s another Colt.

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I have never wanted to dick punch anyone as badly as I do Jovi.

I want to dick punch lumberjack Trish more.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

"Snake in the grass" says the woman who convinced her son to call off the wedding the night before...

And try to line up Tamara to object during the ceremony.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike looks just like his mother except for the hairdo.

[ExMathMajor]

I can't stand Trish, but she's right. They need to get divorced and put us ALL out of our misery.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

One would think that both Mike and his annoying, interfering mother would be pleased with Natalie's imminent departure from Sequim. What exactly do they want? 

They want her to be humiliated and to suffer for not liking Mike's constant Yosemite Sam style of husbanding.

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

One would think that both Mike and his annoying, interfering mother would be pleased with Natalie's imminent departure from Sequim. What exactly do they want? 

They want someone to kick around.

[endure]

9 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Jenny and Sumit are coming back? That means I’ll never be able to quit this show. This must be how people end up in cults.

I guess they both survived.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I want to dick punch lumberjack Trish more.

And also kick Mike in the face. He is the WORST man on this show.

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, FrancescaFiore said:

"I've always been grandma inside, okay?"

I've never related to Yara more.

Tammy is a total psycho. Asuelu's mom isn't much better. So tacky to demand money over a dinner the people you're demanding it from made for you. Jeez.

And demanding money so she can give it to the church. Not to help the family back home.

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

"I've always been grandma inside, okay?"

I've never related to Yara more.

Tammy is a total psycho. Asuelu's mom isn't much better. So tacky to demand money over a dinner the people you're demanding it from made for you. Jeez.

i wish that Lowe would just tell Tammy and the mother off. damn.

[charmed1]

I completely forgot to watch Darcey & Stacey. I’m pleased to see Georgi’s cheer ponytail is still in tact. 

Edited August 2, 2021 by charmed1

[Suzywriter]

11 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Mike is a passive-aggressive knock-kneed Sasquatch.

You should write for Monty Python...that was absolute gold!

[endure]

Why does big ugly mike where a hat and a hood?  He sure respects his mama's opinion.

 

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, greekmom said:

i wish that Lowe would just tell Tammy and the mother off. damn.

Maybe Low's trying to let Asuelu be a man (or "THE man")?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I completely forgot to watch Darcey & Stacey. I’m pleased to see Georgia’s cheer ponytail is still in tact. 

I did too! Do we have a live chat?

[CrazyInAlabama]

37 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

40 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I have angered the cable gods. We will receive a call back in 7 minutes. Oh the fucking despair 

No, nothing. I just get the spinning circle of hell

If you loved us, you’d go to a hotel for the night, just to watch tv.

Before going to a hotel to watch this show, or any other, call them and make sure it's a channel they get.      It would really be awful to get a hotel room, and find out their cable is awful.  

[Eldemarge]

I love Stacey telling Darcey during the promo that she might be a Sugar Mama.  PROJECTING MUCH, Stacey??  Florian hasn't paid for a damn thing and doesn't intend to.   Also, that jacket Darcey is wearing is just making me clammy.  That does not look comfortable.

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike looks just like his mother except for the hairdo.

What's truly terrifiying is that Mike has the better hair.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I did too! Do we have a live chat?

Yes, there is a live chat in the Other Spinoffs and Specials area. I set it up last week. Also a Pillow Talk chat/board.

[Gobi]

Next week on 90DF - Michael pops a zit for the first time ever.

[Doublemint]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I did too! Do we have a live chat?

I've been wondering about this too.

[Baltimore Betty]

Mike did not want Natalie to come to the states but she did, he should be glad it is not working out.

[Suzywriter]

Helloooooo, Shannon Sharpe!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I love Stacey telling Darcey during the promo that she might be a Sugar Mama.  PROJECTING MUCH, Stacey??  Florian hasn't paid for a damn thing and doesn't intend to.   Also, that jacket Darcey is wearing is just making me clammy.  That does not look comfortable.

None of the sausage casings Darcey squeezes herself into looks remotely comfortable. No wonder she cries all the time.

[My Girls]

Andrrrrrrei is SO yummy!