90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, FrancescaFiore said:

I REALLY didn't get that impression.  If Melanie wants Brandon, but has been with her boyfriend for 7 years, she's certainly playing a slow-ass game of "make Brandon jealous."

Also, she didn't know anything current about him.  They lost touch after that scary movie they stayed up all night to watch.  She had nothing else to talk about with him. 

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, Andrei goes to work at night? 

Then Libby drops the kid with the secret nanny to attend an important coven meeting. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

C'mon Andrei.  Chucklefuck has been doing this for 3 or 4 YEARS now!

And sometimes he was sober!

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Why would you hammer a perfectly good refrigerator. 

He needs to destroy it before the 'my boy' guy gets here and steals it. #duh

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

You probably have to remove the fridge door so no kid gets trapped in it and suffocates.

They could give to a needy family. The thought wouldn’t cross their minds

[Hotel Snarker]

Umm, the electric and gas are two different utilities Charlie, that’s why I get two separate bills for them.

[tvrox]

6 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

He has a profile for escorting, not only fans, actually an ESCORT.

Seriously? Who would want that?

[TazDevil]

How far away did they go to get firewood???

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yay, you made it!

So wait, Andrei goes to work at night? 

Now the Moldavian story makes sense doesn’t it?

[greekmom]

Charlie have you NEVER watched that special episode of Punky Brewster?

That is why you need to take off the doors from the fridge.

Coke idiot.

[Pepper Mostly]

So, who wants to bet they're going to a turkey farm and expect Natalie to kill the turkey? 

[GrammyPammy]

4 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

 

Andrei "taking the initiative" to destroy a kitchen.  What could go wrong?

 

Maybe Chuck was hoping he would take the sledgehammer to the gas stove and blow up the house while he was in it. Or....maybe the whole family planned it that way.

[LEILANI2]

You'd think if you're renovating, you'd try to get a little money and sell the used fridge for some cash ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

[Suzywriter]

21 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Now I have a mental picture of @Floatingbison douching a skunk! 

shrieking in horror!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Seriously? Who would want that?

Someone who needs to work on herself?

[SunnyBeBe]

5 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

I hate Andrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeiii and Libby. GTFO my TV.

Me too! I think they have moved into first place as my least favorite couple.  

[mmecorday]

Why is she still wearing that sun hat??? Does she want to look like one of the handmaids?

[Mr. Miner]

Thanksgiving with the Turd family!

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, TazDevil said:

How far away did they go to get firewood???

Natalie's first day in Bumfuck and they can't even take her to see anything interesting? Is there anything interesting in Bumfuck?

 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yay, you made it!

So wait, Andrei goes to work at night? 

Last time I looked it was 7.30. I resent having to be social during 90 day fiancee

[Bees52]

Ah Andrei.... beat up a fridge for an hour, fight with his brother in law for 7! He put in a great day's work!

[Hotel Snarker]

I feel like Mike gets his condescending attitude from his mom.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

They could give to a needy family. The thought wouldn’t cross their minds

Exactly, there are charities that take used appliances. Habitat uses them too. 

[LEILANI2]

This freakin hat and mask on mother Mike is tragic and during Thanksgiving, wtf.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Also, she didn't know anything current about him.  They lost touch after that scary movie they stayed up all night to watch.  She had nothing else to talk about with him. 

Apparently she knows enough to stick her nose in Brandon’s marriage and lash out at Julia.

[Hotel Snarker]

Pretty rude to surprise Natalie with a trip to the butcher’s without giving her a warning.

[CrazyInAlabama]

7 minutes ago, tvrox said:

All this worry about Ronald's sponsorship is stupid, he won't ever be allowed in this country.

I'm desperately hoping that someone at Immigration watches this, and is giggling at the thought of Ronald the thief ever getting in this country, and does their duty to prevent that. 

[Baltimore Betty]

Mommy will make shrimp salad and gravy?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike is gaining all the weight back.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike really regressed.  "Mama, buy me a tomahawk!"  

[hisbunkie]

So Andrei wants to be thought of as an investor? Without having invested anything?

I knew this would happen. Andrei has no idea what demolition entails. None.  And why would Charlie be jealous of Andrei?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Why is she still wearing that sun hat??? Does she want to look like one of the handmaids?

Under bricks eye

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

You'd think if you're renovating, you'd try to get a little money and sell the used fridge for some cash ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.

Ronald will take it off their hands

[hookedontv]

Ok. I’m a vegetarian (have been vegan too) and I wouldn’t go into a butcher store. I would just politely excuse myself. 
 

I can’t stand Natalie but I get it. 

[Suzywriter]

10 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Also, she didn't know anything current about him.  They lost touch after that scary movie they stayed up all night to watch.  She had nothing else to talk about with him. 

She strikes me as the girl who got friendzoned and never got over it. 

[Bees52]

Is that Sunbonnet Sue from all the old quilt patterns?

Oh, no,  it's just Trish....

[Armchair Critic]

I don't care for ma mullet and her son but Nutty needs to let it go about not eating meat on Thanksgiving. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I mean... They could have NOT taken a vegetarian to a butcher shop?

[greekmom]

Mike is an ass who doesn't know how to wear a mask.

[LEILANI2]

Wasn't she eating sushi the other day.  STFU Natalie and your fake victimization.

Edited May 31, 2021 by LEILANI2

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Exactly, there are charities that take used appliances. Habitat uses them too. 

If the compressor is gone, fridge is worthless.

[For Cereals]

I think Nutalie overcleansed her brain...

Shrimp salad made me snort.  Is she supposed to pick off the shrimp?

[mmecorday]

Mike's hoping for some good ass food. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Under bricks eye

Glad you made it! 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I'm desperately hoping that someone at Immigration watches this, and is giggling at the thought of Ronald the thief ever getting in this country, and does their duty to prevent that. 

I secretly hope they let mah boy in

[tvrox]

9 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Amoeba.

Like the ones that live in hot tub. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike is gaining all the weight back.

Fatty fatty two by four got his head stuck in mommy’s drawers

[Hotel Snarker]

“I don’t see what the big deal is.”

Because you don’t believe it’s unethical to eat animals, dude. Have some empathy.

[Mr. Miner]

My mind wandered, all I could see was Mike and mullet and I was holding an aluminum bat. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edited May 31, 2021 by Mr. Miner

[Grifter Lives]

Those pigs are watching Mike & Natalie.  They're facing the porch.