S08.E04: J. T.'s Story LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

892!! Wowza!

[peaceknit]

Wow!! Almost 900!

[MrsRopersCaftan]

892...DAYYYYUUUMMMMMM!!

[MelissaMinion]

HOLY cow. I am stunned...

[Ivylady]

892! 😮😮😮

[Donut Bear]

His pants are are ripped and tattered!

[Caoimhe]

I’m shocked he’s under 900!  Barely, but still.

[Mary Godfrey]

8 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

how far do they have to go?

He said it was an 8-hr drive before they loaded him up. In the hotel, he says they've got 6 or 7 hours for day 2.

He could only make it an hour before food and a bed??

[Guest]

"I know I'm over 600 pounds."

 

[Kid]

Look at those pants!!!

[ams1001]

25 minutes ago, ThereButFor said:

Reading + eating = pure heaven!

I read while I eat my lunch and then go sit by the windows and read for the rest of my break. (Sometimes if my lunch is easy enough I'll eat at my desk before my break so I can have more window time.) Started doing that a few years ago in the winter when I needed some natural light in my life.

[Gbb]

892 POUNDS!!!!!!??? How is he vertical?

[gameshowjunkie]

Pretty amazing he can walk at all honestly...

[Guest]

LOL! "It's gonna be too late soon." 

SIR! You are 900 pounds. It's TOO LATE ALREADY.

[ams1001]

Can we please have shoulders on shirts again? Please?!

[DropTheSoap]

30# too high. Darn it!

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

His feet must be like elephant hooves.  I cannot imagine walking everywhere barefoot. I'm so skeeved out just thinking about it.

"Terrifying feet" is on the bingo card!

[Donut Bear]

Shoot me but if I walked in to Dr. Now’s office and saw that guy I would start laughing

[poeticlicensed]

Holy crap! 892. I hope Now tells him.to get some decent clothes. I didnt catch it, what shoes is he wearing ?

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

So, are they traveling with no luggage?

Apparently, JT only has one outfit 

[Ivylady]

That lymphedema is 11 years old? Wow. 

 

[Mary Godfrey]

Just now, Donut Bear said:

His pants are are ripped and tattered!

And it appears he has only the one pair.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Why doesn't he go to the same store Homer went to for his mumu?

[DC Gal in VA]

OMG 892 pounds! WARNING: You have now entered James K territory.

[hoosiermom]

well, at least I'm consistent. More that one hundred pounds off! 😁

[Callaphera]

Just now, Ivylady said:

That lymphedema is 11 years old? Wow. 

Weighs about the same as an 11 year old, too. 

[LizzyB]

"Do you have a goal in your life?"  Nice new dialogue, Dr. Now!  Yay!  I approve!

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Live in Japan?  Doing what?  Is he a successful businessman and we don't know it?

[Snarkastikate]

His pants are literally disintegrating before my eyes!   Why not a pair of black loose pants, even if someone had to help sew a few pairs?  

[MrsRopersCaftan]

"Well, dat's a nice goal..." translation: are you fecking serious with this shit?

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Ivylady said:

That lymphedema is 11 years old? Wow. 

 

Yeah, but it's at the 99th percentile on the growth charts.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Apparently, JT only has one outfit 

He can't buy any clothes, every spare penny goes to food. 

He wants to go to Japan. How precious. 

[Ivylady]

Oh goody, y'all. He "can try" the diet. Be best, JT.

[peaceknit]

So...all he does all day is watch teevee.  Right.

[Wanda]

He’s not going to like the food in japan. But I guess he could be a sumo wrestler

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, Ivylady said:

That lymphedema is 11 years old? Wow. 

 

Does JT have a birthday party for it every year?

[MelissaMinion]

And yet, his head is totally normal sized, and reasonably attractive.

[Snarkastikate]

1 minute ago, DC Gal in VA said:

OMG 892 pounds! WARNING: You have now entered James K territory.

You mean like his gravitational pull?

[Kid]

I can’t believe he did not hospitalize him!!!!

[peaceknit]

Just now, Wanda said:

He’s not going to like the food in japan. But I guess he could be a sumo wrestler

He wouldn't be able to afford it either. I doubt there are many 900 pounders in Japan.

[LizzyB]

1 minute ago, MrsRopersCaftan said:

"Well, dat's a nice goal..." translation: are you fecking serious with this shit?

I am laughing so hard...OMG

[Suzywriter]

who came closest?

 

[jacksgirl]

150 lbs??? Is that the most ever in 2 months?

[Burning Rubber]

JT doesn't look particularly overweight,  just looking at his face. 

He has butt wings, though...

He eats a fantastical amount of food and he reckons he purposely eats way beyond capacity.

Did the pizza place where he worked go bankrupt?

A few more holes in his clothes and he'll technically be naked.

His whole family and girlfriend are all massively overweight. 

What did they just eat before the tub of ice cream? Was it Navajo bread?

The wall next to the bed is filthy.

 

 

[MsVixen]

That's an awful long trip to get told you need to lose weight....

[Callaphera]

Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Does JT have a birthday party for it every year?

It's an excuse for cake! 

I hope he puts a party hat on it. 

[MrsRopersCaftan]

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

You mean like his gravitational pull?

He's not that fat. It's the mattress making him look bigger than he is.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Wanda said:

He’s not going to like the food in japan. But I guess he could be a sumo wrestler

He wouldn't last two minutes. Those guys are big, but they are athletes. 

[Wollstonecraft]

Why is his face not as huge as I thought it would be?

[Snarkastikate]

Wants to move to Japan?  🤯🤯🤯🤯