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Like Terry Dubrow.

I can’t even look at these two since they got their new faces! All I see is

Brilliant!!

OMG the new faces! What the actual fuck? They want to look like Barbie? They do, if Barbie is a crack whore who lives in the ghetto. New Darcey is a strong” and “empowered” woman! Well that didn’t last long. Still pathetic and desperate.

This has to be the biggest batch of losers to ever humiliate themselves on 90 Day but I say that about every new cast. I love that Memphis told Hazmat she wasn’t gonna put up with any premature ejaculating. Fix that shit Hazmat! I don’t love the fact that she disrespected his mother’s home. Not cool. Get a room. They could get the hourly rate. Jasmine’s jealousy has to be an act. I refuse to believe she’s interested in anything about this guy except his ability to provide passage to the US. If she makes it over here, she’ll bail on Day 91 and flee to Miami to meet up with the rest of the scammers. I think Alina will probably end up broken-hearted.

I’m completely over this show. Sandoval is an obnoxious poseur and a know-it-all but he doesn’t mind working and he does come up with a reasonable idea every six blue moons or so. “Schwartz and Sandy” is not one of them. Schwartz is a useless, dickless zero and Katie is a miserable shrew. Does she ever smile? She sucks the life out of every single episode. Arianna couldn’t possible look more bored. I’m shocked Sandoval is throwing her a party that doesn’t have a ridiculous theme I also loathe Scheana and her brainless steroid-freak boyfriend, Lala, Raquel and LVP. Sober James is boring. What is the point of Charlie? Why is she even on the show with this perimenopausal crew? The only positive I can come up with is that they dumped the coke freak and his hillbilly.

I can’t believe Karine wrote that. Does she have a publicist?

Even better…a full body burka, with the mesh over the eyes.

Under her fucking porte-cochère!!

What a dick!!!!

Shannon’s face looks so bloated and overdone and the long hair doesn’t help. All that alcohol and hypochondria is starting to really show on her. I used to like Heather but when she claimed to not know how many rooms are in her house, she completely lost me. The pretentiousness is just too much. Gina should invest in some good undergarments. She always looks lumpy.

The same happened to me when I subscribed to Showtime and HBO thru Amazon. A lot of content wasn’t showing up on Amazon. I downloaded the separate Showtime and HBO apps and signed on using Amazon as my provider and it worked fine. All of the content is there on the apps.

Where to begin with this group of sub-par rejects? Brittany blowing off the Tell Nothing was the best thing about the show. When she called in, Shaun should have taken the phone and said, “If you can’t be bothered to show up for filming like your cast mates, you don’t need to bother to call in,” and hung up the phone. They shouldn’t have given her another second of air time. Colt is beyond revolting. He has the weirdest body and he looks like a smelly unmade bed. He’s the epitome of a Loser. When he was yelling at Ed, he almost (but not quite) had me feeling sorry for Ed. Colt is the last person on the planet to be giving advice on how to treat a woman. I don’t think there’s anyone or anything that Colt wouldn’t fuck if he was given the opportunity. What the fuck is wrong with Vanessa that she married that pig and his hag mother? Fernanda can shut the fuck up too. She’s too full of herself. I hope Molly and what’s his name can work things out. He seems mostly normal. Although, I think his brother got the looks in the family. Ed and Liz would probably make a good match but I think Ed is just looking for hot sex with a barely legal child. I thought for sure their story was completely fake and producer-driven but Liz sounds like she does love him. He’s an insecure idiot and will surely push her away. I hope it’s the last chance she gives him. Last and least, Dimyelle. She will forever love Mohammed, even though he frauded her. Her telling the guy she was dating that Mohammed said she smelled, had to be in the top 10 all time cringiest moments in 90 Day history. I’m not looking forward to the next iteration of this shit show.

I, too, was shocked at the weight loss diet that included ice cream and bacon and actually allowed Nathan to lose weight. I thought Dr Now eschewed carbs and sugar. I’m so happy it worked for Nathan. Now all he needs to do is dump pickle puss Amber the Sabotage Queen. She wouldn’t crack a smile even when she lost a few lbs. Glad I didn’t have to listen to Dr. Lola. Her baby voice makes me want to eat everything in sight and write letters to all of my family telling them how they ruined my life. Not really but you guys get it…

Steven with a Vagina has to be the weirdest little troll in the 90 day arena. Alina must have led a very sheltered life to think that he’s a prize worth leaving her family for. Mama Alina: grab your daughter and make a run for it before it’s too late. He’ll knock her up before the ink is dry on the marriage certificate. Jenny is a shit housekeeper and probably a terrible cook and I can’t wait to see Mother Sumit rip her a new one for it. It won’t be long before Jenny is hysterically sobbing in a production car on her way to the airport. Cut to Sumit, doing a happy dance. Mama probably has the not quite ex-wife waiting in the wings. I feel sorry for Father Sumit. He seems to be the sane, level-headed one in the family. I just can’t with Areola. She such a spoiled, entitled little princess. Every time she talks about making a family life in Ethiopia, I can practically see her pants catching on fire. After a few months of relative luxury in the US, she’ll say fuck Bini and create an excuse to permanently leech off mommy and daddy. I just got caught up on the last 4 episodes I missed and I see Evelyn still hates Cory but now she has an excuse to treat him like shit.