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Kody : Christine should give up her equity because it’s family money, it belongs to all of us.
Also Kody: Christine has no claim to the other wives’ money or equity in their houses, or to my stake in anything with the other wives. 🙄
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1 hour ago, Adeejay said:
Lea is attractive and seems to be gainfully employed. She has goals and ambitions. Surely, she can find someone who doesn't have two other women. It just doesn't add up. I wonder what she hopes to get out of all of this.
I think she’s a plant. She has to be. She’s too good for this sh**
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On 4/22/2020 at 8:09 PM, Jaclyn88 said:
Natasha looks just like Corinne from one of the bachelor seasons .
I was thinking the same thing watching tonight...I couldn’t put my finger on who she reminded me of, and then I saw it!
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16 minutes ago, Alapaki said:
It wasn’t my sense that they were saying this yurt was Chase’s family’s. Rather, I think they said it was where Chase’s family took their family vacation every year.
That totally makes more sense. I am currently in the market for a little vacation home, so possibly my mind led me there subconsciously. I thought she was at least trying to say they owned the business if not the structure itself. It’s clear to me now that I’m not paying close attention, lol.
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30 minutes ago, lightninggirl said:
I never thought that it was their family home. When they pulled up, it looked like a cabin rental as there were "log cabin yurts" around the one they were in. I figured it was either a timeshare or a rental, but probably not something they'd even purchased as a summer getaway seeing as how there were so many around it.
I probably missed all of that because I can’t focus while watching this show. I pretty much only watch for the snark on this forum. I caught that she said “Chase’s family’s yurt”, so I made the assumption she was trying to imply they either owned the structure or the business. I called bs in my head immediately, which is why I googled. Likely why I also missed all of those other details you caught.
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On 2/13/2020 at 7:59 PM, Me from ME said:
A page or two back someone mentioned that the family might have owned a timeshare which would explain why they went to the same place year after year. When Chase or Twit mentioned the name of the town I did a search. The sign near the entrance is rather distinctive and I looked a little further and saw the notyurt (because I have never seen a yurt that looked like that.)
For those of you who haven't followed the link the one that they used is one room, sleeps six and has one bathroom. Close quarters for two but, for five adults when one has a huge personality doesn't seem like the optimal situation for a relaxing time. I agree with @Dot. It was probably rented by the production company and used for a few hours of filming.
I did the same thing (googled Genoa and yurts) as I was watching the show when it originally aired. I just had a hunch. I found the same website....those guys are not Chase’s family.
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On 2/12/2020 at 12:26 AM, princelina said:
Tonight's episode had me laughing throughout for a change - Whit only brought one pair of leggings? But somehow had a pair of overalls lying around? With a bandanna to accessorize? 😄
My theory is that he's doing it for $$ - as in a "storyline" that has him staying at Whit's each week so Chase can be "jealous" and then she can upset him. by missing his "performances" - which handily have a folding chair front row center with a big "reserved" sign taped to it so we can see that she's not there 😄
I have questions about Chase's "family yurt": Do they all stay there? Are the dad and sister and boyfriend all camped out in sleeping bags on the floor around Whit's love nest? Are they little yurt hotel rooms and the others have their own yurts? In that case it isn't really his "family yurt" is it? Also - Whit said that her last "serious ex"'s father had a comment about her weight. I'm assuming her last "serious ex" wasn't Avi, who she was going to marry and convert to Judaism for, nor was it Lenny, unless we all missed the meeting of his parents. Is this an editing error or an admittance that neither of them was a real boyfriend? 😄
Just commented on another thread, but it’s definitely not his family’s yurt. I googled yurts + Genoa, WV (where Twit said they were), and came up with a business that rents them that looks exactly like the ones they were in. The owners have an about us page, and neither were anyone related to Chase.
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On 2/11/2020 at 11:28 PM, lightninggirl said:
Dude, a yurt has cloth/canvas sides (and if you want to get REALLY technical, it's made of felt or animal pelts). Basically "Chase's Family Summer House" is a round log cabin with no actual rooms.
So if your name is Casey Patrick, why do you go by "Chase"? I'm confused.
He also has a Dale Earnhart tattoo on his upper thigh. I might be even more confused as to why it's located close enough for his scrotum to practically touch it on a very warm day.
Sweatney's excuse for not notifying Buddy that she wasn't going to attend his gig ahead of time was because she was "a performer" and SHE thinks it would upset him. NO, she didn't want to get yelled at so she just let him be massively disappointed and staring at her empty chairs. What a fucking asshole.
OK - I am going to be the asshole and say that while absolutely ADORE the sister's boyfriend, his forehead is terrifying. (sorry! so sorry) I want to style him - bangs? Anything!
I was worried that Sweatney would wear a sports bra and leggings to meet Chase's family. But she didn't disappoint in those overalls, which never flatter anyone with a belly.
Chase's dad called them "The Odd Couple." And then immediately after, he called Sweatney "sweet." He's definitely collecting some sort of paycheck, it's official.
Definitely not their family home. I googled yurts in Genoa, WV (Twit said that’s where they were on the phone), and there is a business that rents yurts that looked EXACTLY like the one that they were in (even down to the color of the couch). The business was owned by two guys - neither of them being anyone in Chase’s family. This was 100% a location scouted/rented by the producers that they passed off as a family home.
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12 hours ago, SatelliteCall said:
It's a quote from Rocky IV, though I'm not sure why that phrase in particular means so much to her. She also has "Cut me, Mick" from Rocky tattooed on her arm. Big fan apparently.
Ooohhh, that’s what her arm tattoo says. I was trying to figure that out for the past 2 episodes. I thought it might have said Call me, maybe”, like the Carly Rae Jensen song.
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3 hours ago, SuzieQ said:
Was that Vanessa Alldredge I spotted @Aspyn's wedding?
Yes. She is Mitch’s sister.
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On 2/24/2019 at 12:09 PM, Brooklynista said:
These people sure do injure themselves a lot. Mayhaps they should sit down and get real jobs.
I know this has nothing to do with the show, but my husband and I use the word “mayhaps” all the time (I’m pretty sure maybe and perhaps no longer exist in our active vocabulary). I’m sure we heard it it read it somewhere at some point, but we’ve been using it for so long, I thought we made it up. I’m delighted to see we aren’t the only ones.
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41 minutes ago, laurakaye said:
Previously on Sister Wives.....
Meri cries and repeats the phrase "on my own" 14 times and then calls everyone else "stupid."
Nothing new here - moving on to Episode 3: "Kody Wants Out (of his four balloon McMansion Mortgages)"
Meri closed on the Parowan B&B! Does this mean we won't have to hear the word "Parowan" every fifteen seconds while Meri does her patented eye roll/shrug whilst shedding copious orange-tinted tears? One can only hope! Kody tells us that the B&B is beautiful, but acquiring it caused lots of dramz and that Meri has been aloof for the past couple of years while she worked the fam'ly into giving her half a mil to pay for it. Kody segues this B&B discussion into how he hasn't been happy since he uprooted his kids from Lehi, gave them 72 hours to pack and say goodbye to their friends, and rushed them all to Vegas under the threat of persecution and amidst the (fake) wail of police sirens and now wants to do it all over again and move back to Utah. To him, Vegas was never "home," it was "exile." Or more likely - "ratings."
Meanwhile, another Brownie has a boyfriend - this time it's she of the Pantene hair and freakishly perfect skin, Aspyn. She's crushed on Mitch since she was 14, and he finally noticed her at the march for plyg rights in Utah. Mitch decides to move to Vegas to be close to Aspyn. He's got a trailer full of guy crap - the stuff he doesn't need, like a broken unicycle, will be stored at Christine's house, while he moves his other stuff into Maddie and Caleb's house. Aspyn giggles that Mitch is moving to be closer to her, and Christine says that this is a very big dill. Christine also apparently asked Mitch if he ever rides his unicycle while going commando under his kilt...which is a sentence I didn't think I would ever type in my entire life, but there you go. Also, gross. Christine tells us that Mitch already asked Kody for Aspyn's hand in marriage, so there will be yet another weddingk in the future. The Brown adults couch together and discuss how polygamy worked in their families...both Meri and Kody state that their respective mothers were the ones who decided that they wanted to adopt the faith and plural marriage, and sent their husbands to go out and bring home another wife. Kind of like when I send my husband to the grocery store for a gallon of milk, but different. Robyn, expert on all things polygamy, yammers about how it's not really the husband's prerogative to say to his wife, "hey, I'm going out girl hunting, be back in time for dinner." Rather it's the wife who - knowing full well that her husband wants another wife - gives "permission" to let him go out and do what he was going to do anyway. Kody calls this a "paradox of contradictions." I call it misery and bullshit. Aspyn and Mitch then take to the couch. Mitch word scrambles on how he's not opposed to having more than one wife, although he wouldn't do it if Aspyn wasn't on board, but he's not NOT going to purposefully look for another wife. Meanwhile, Aspyn's face tells another story entirely, as she tries on a tentative smile or two, casts her eyes from her beloved to the camera and back again several times, and at times appears stunned and uncertain with a bit of "WTF" thrown in. Congrats, Aspyn! You landed a guy just like your dad!
On we go to Ysabel and her struggle with scoliosis. Ysabel, Kody and Christine are preparing for a 6-month check with Dr. Camp. Kody states that this will be their last visit to Dr. Camp because this crazy quack keeps suggesting that Ysabel might need surgery if her curve continues to get worse. Christine and Gwen attempt to explain to Kody that Ysabel is struggling with her self-confidence, which Kody dismisses because her curve is not (currently) life-threatening, and that surgery is simply not needed. Kody lets us know that surgery would result in a scar and a titanium rod, and that these things mess with Kody, to which I roll my eyes so hard I can hear it. Ysabel sits down with Kody and tells him that she's doing her exercises 80% of the time, and in response he silently stares back at her as if to suggest that the missing 20% is why she's not miraculously curing herself. Ysabel tells us that she gets frequent headaches, which is why she can't complete her exercises every single day like her dad clearly wants her to do. At the doctor's office, Dr. Camp tells the Browns that Ysabel's curve is still at 42%, and while surgery wouldn't be done until the curve reaches 50%, the fact that she hasn't gotten worse doesn't mean that she still might not need surgery in the future. Not if Dr. Kody has anything to say about it. Nice knowing you, Dr. Camp.
Fam'ly gathering time! Kody takes the floor and demands all eyes on him and Princess Arabelliola, who is actually quite the cutie. Ysabel gets to tell everyone that her curve has remained the same. Then Aspyn takes the floor and announces that she and Mitch are engaged. Before I can blink, Aurora zooms in for a big from-behind hug with Mitch (shocker). The calendar behind Aspyn's head reads "January" and she tells the gathering that she wants to be married in June. I frown and ask myself, "June? As in June of the same year? Can she even get a venue in that short amount of time?" But it's not my circus, so I listen as Aspyn tells the detailed story of how Mitch proposed in Seattle and got down on one knee, etc. As much as I like Aspyn, she's not the first engaged Brownie (Maddie) and her betrothed is not the most repulsive (FT) so I kind of zoned out during this part and finished off my cheap merlot in preparation for Hour 2.
The Brown adults couch once again to discuss the venues that they will all collectively (of course) be visiting with Aspyn and Mitch. While Christine is talking, Janelle openly yawns - which I found much more in line with the Janelle we've all come to know.
First stop is The Villa. A wise owl watches as a large convoy of SUVs pull into the parking lot and wonders why there needs to be 14 vehicles transporting nine adults. As they all tumble out, we meet Mitch's mom Hannah. Kody admires her purse (hee) and the two of them engage in a weird, unsettling flirtation based around how they both plan to dance like idiots at the reception and generally embarrass everyone in attendance. Because this day isn't really about Aspyn and Mitch! It's about Kody and his all-consuming need for attention, and now he has a brand-new captive audience in Hannah! The Brown wives giggle and talk about how Kody likes to tease, but he doesn't tease one wife in front of the others because reasons. The Villa is nice, and Mitch finds it suitable to seat all 400 of his first cousins. Aspyn relates that she wouldn't mind having a wedding with just the two of them, but Mitch wants his entire ginormous family to be there - to which Aspyn replies, "it is what it is." Oh, Aspyn. I think you can do soooo much better than this guy.
Next venue stop is Silver Fork Lodge. Janelle, apparently back on Christine's expired meds, blathers on about how wonderful this place is with the trees and the pines and the stars and the moon and the unicorns. I get so jarred when she does this. It's like watching a marshmallow grow a mouth and start spouting Shakespeare. Robyn gives a hearty "nope!" to this place, and Meri simpers about how she rilly can't say anything because it's not her daughter getting married. Kody and Hannah continue to make googly-eyes across the venue table, and we are treated to a montage of Kody and his s****** dance moves. I guess the guy has a good time, but this venue also gets a no from Kody because he is concerned that he won't be able to properly execute the "Shimmy Caveman Hair Toss" in this elevation without passing out. On we go!
Venue 3 looks like a castle and everyone falls in love with it at first site. The price tag of $15,000 gives Kody pause. Christine talks about how, in plyg culture, the details of the wedding such as food and decorations are usually handled by the vast assortment of fam'ly members. I'm pretty sure that the Brown family did not assemble 4,000 street tacos, but I do recall the women having to sew eleven thousand pieces of cloth into Mykelti's wedding bouquets, so Christine isn't completely wrong. Aspyn, maturely, says that she doesn't want the venue if it's going to mean a financial hardship to her parents (*coughMYKELTIcough*). All four of Aspyn's moms assure her that if this is what she wants, this is what she will get as Kody stares off into the distance, wondering if he's going to have to hand over his hair plug allowance to cover this place. I'm guessing that Meri has already closed on her B&B during the filming of this segment because she reaches across the table and assures Aspyn that money is no object - of course this is true, now that Meri has what she wants. Kody figures that if he can charge the wedding guests $250 for a gin and tonic, he might actually be able to swing this place.
I knew this 14-hour episode was too good to be true, with nary a mention of Parowan, but ha! Time to go to Parowan, y'all! It's Grand Opening Day! In a couch segment that made me laugh out loud, Meri has suddenly vanished under the pretense that she's already in Parowan getting ready for the B&B opening, and yet the rest of the Brown Clowns are dressed in the exact same clothes as when Meri was sitting there. Clever editing, that. As the adults plus Kody's mom get ready for the drive to Parowan, Kody stares forlornly into a dresser drawer, stunned into immobility because he cannot locate his favorite belt and shoes. This, of course, segues into a discussion of the wackadoodle life of a plyg husband. For reasons that I don't want to examine too closely, all of Kody's underwear is at Christine's house, his socks are at Janelle's, his balls are at Robyn's and his dignity is at Meri's. Kody continues to will the drawer to produce his belt through osmosis, but finally Christine tells him to get a move on. Kody practically picks up his mother and shoves her into the van and off they go to Parowan! We get to re-re-re-re-re-re-re-live the B&B drama through the use of flashbacks...and you can tell it's a flashback because Meri's fake bake is much more subdued than in present-day footage. I start to doze as we go back in time to when Meri wasn't particularly interested in anything that didn't have to do with her desire to own that B&B at any and all costs. Kody says that the stress of the B&B caused a lot of drama and tension between Kody and Meri. Yeah, that's all because of the B&B, Doofus.
Sadly, readers, it is at this point that I decide to get ready for bed and my DVR fails to do what I asked it to do. Having read through this thread, I see that what I missed is Meri's jubilant Grand Opening, followed by Meri and Kody sitting together on the porch, wordlessly watching their relationship literally fade into the sunset. If this isn't the hard thump on the head that Meri needs to leave, then I'm convinced she's going to be there for the long haul. One never knows - the saying "everything old is new again" could someday apply to ol' Mere...once Kody grows tired of his skinny know-it-all wife, maybe he'll cycle back to the original? After all, isn't that what plural marriage is all about?
Brilliant! You have a way with words. Thanks for the laughs!!
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3 hours ago, Pachengala said:A cash bar is the height of wedding tackiness. You are hosting a party—if you can’t afford to feed and bev your guests, have fewer guests.
I agree that etiquette is relaxing to an alarming degree but this is one standard that’s remained consistent.
I dunno, I respectfully disagree with this statement. I provided all the alcohol at my own wedding, because it was important to me to provide that as a host, but most weddings I’ve been to have had a cash bar, and I didn’t think less of the couple because or have a worse time because of it. At this point, I look at an open bar wedding as a nice surprise, rather than an expectation. But I’ve also always felt that people shouldn’t go into debt over a wedding. I chose a very reasonably priced venue in part so that I could budget more on the food & drinks for our guests.
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5 hours ago, Galloway Cave said:
Hell, just do some basic research. He says "I don't know" when talking about the surgery. As a parent, he should be doing a shit-ton of research to understand just how bad it can be for Ysabel if she doesn't get the surgery.
And any father who can sit there and look at that x-ray, then only shrug his shoulders, is a heartless prick.
I hate saying this, but my gut tells me he is against the surgery because of money...I could be way off, but I’m guessing he sees $$$, and wants to put it off if he can. Healthcare isn’t what it used to be, and not everyone can just get the medical care they need without going into debt.
4 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:What is it with the Brown girls and their ability to find and marry the ugliest men on the planet?
Fat, ugly, dumpy, gross facial hair etc etc etc... Blah!!!
Its like they GRAB onto the first male who gives then any attention.
They all have daddy issues. I wonder why.
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4 hours ago, Donut Bear said:
This is no doubt why the flies liked her. They love dirt.
I just thought it was because she was clearly the biggest target around.
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1 hour ago, monagatuna said:
Oh my christ the manufactured drama of finding out that :clutches pearls: Babs was married once before she met her dad! Oh my god! How will we ever survive this news! Please, someone get me a chair, I'm getting the vapors.
"Does dad know?" WELL GEE WHITNEY I DONNO IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S A BIG GODDAMN FUCKOFF WEDDING ALBUM JUST CHILLING IN THE HOUSE.
Not to mention (and granted, this may not be every state), but when I applied for my marriage license, there was definitely a spot for each of us to indicate which number marriage this was.
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On 1/7/2019 at 11:45 AM, John M said:
But see, that is the thing I don't get, like there are plenty of fat fetishists and drunk horny men. Like from an anatomical standpoint I don't understand and care not to spend much time pondering how it happens but I don't doubt she can find some dude to mash his penis around her pelvic region.
The idea of a 30 year old obese or not bragging about being sexually active is just so weird to me.
I’ve been thinking the same thing. It’s so bizarre how she finds any opportunity to bring up the fact that she’s had sex before. Her behavior is reminiscent of a teenager bragging about getting laid for the first time. I know this thread is from the first episode, but in the second episode, she points out the house where she lost her virginity...WHY? You’re 34 years old. It’s so strange.
Also, anyone wanna do an over/under on how many times she mentions that “kiss” from Buddy this season?
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On 10/11/2018 at 5:09 AM, biakbiak said:
She was and it was stupid because a new subway stop doesn’t happen quickly even after it is approved it literally takes years, she will be lucky if her restaurant that hasn’t even opened yet will still be open by a the time that would actually come to pass.
Not to mention, no one from Boston calls it the subway....it’s “The T”.
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16 hours ago, Katy M said:
You probably wouldn't be able to tell. I'm not trying to be rude, but my mother's college roommate was around Kate's size and didn't know she was pregnant until she was in labor.
I had a friend who was large, but not as large as Kate, and although it sounds awful, we didn’t believe she was actually pregnant until she had the baby. She didn’t look different at all. I’m not trying to sound mean, but thought maybe she made it up in her mind, and needed help (she had other traumatic stuff going on in her life at the time, so it wasn’t a completely out there thought). Point is, I learned then, it is totally possible to be pregnant and not show at all, especially if you already carry extra weight.
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20 hours ago, bybrandy said:
Kate told kid Kate that she was going to be married to somebody who was better than Zack Morris? I'm not sure there is anything me hopeful that she could say to an 8 year old Kate.
I couldn’t believe kid “me” and kid Kate had the same dream for our lives.
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I know the actress that plays Delilah is French, but it’s driving me crazy that Delilah seems to keep slipping in and out of the accent. Is her character supposed to have an accent or not? Is she just doing a bad job trying to hide it?
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On 10/4/2018 at 7:30 PM, Lady Calypso said:
...ok, so they never said it out loud. However, with Maggie's ex calling her oncologist by his first name and Maggie correcting it to Dr. Whatever His Last Name is, I figure there's a story there so my mind immediately went to them being super close. I am willing to admit that I could be wrong on that.
I took it as she was she was on a first name basis with her oncologist, because he was also a colleague. She works at a hospital. I’m guessing the ex is also a doctor/colleague, and that’s why they all know each other so well.
On 10/5/2018 at 9:13 AM, HazelEyes4325 said:Except the show is set in Boston, not Vancouver. Delilah is clearly supposed to live in the 'burbs (Newton, maybe?) and, really, those cups should have been from Dunkin!
The same applies for Boston, even though it’s filmed in Vancouver. There are no houses/neighborhoods like that in walking distance to Boston (proper) where the office is. Honestly, that’s a pretty fancy house even for suburbs of Boston. MAYBE Newton, Wellesley, or Weston...but you aren’t walking to downtown from there, and the commute from those towns to downtown in the am is still a nightmare. And I know it’s blasphomy, but I wouldn’t be drinking Dunks either.
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5 hours ago, AussieBabe said:
Why was she giving him $300 when he supposedly works, too? Why didn't she get the money out of the ATM herself? So many questions.
I believe she said something about the atm being confusing (guessing it’s not in English) so he was doing it for her, not to keep for himself.
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5 hours ago, Miss Chevious said:
Way prettier than Eyeore. Now she’ll have something else to cry about. Inferiority Complex.
Where did you see his ex? I’m super curious. The closest I’ve seen is the restaurant scene where the producers teased it as his ex, but turned out to be his cousin.
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S17.E13: Coronapocalypse
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At this point, I only watch this show so that I have context to understand your recaps. Appreciate you taking the time to entertain us every week.