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4 hours ago, nexxie said:
Bravo shouldn’t have aired this.
I absolutely agree.
4 hours ago, BodhiGurl said:And once again - Ramona is an arse. It's a group trip - invite them all. That was shitty what she did to Barbra and I'm not even a Barbra fan. Maybe they should all go out and leave Ramona behind.
One thing that struck me in addition to how cruel that was to Barbara, was that Ramona kept trying to get Sonja to go out with her. The woman couldn't stand, couldn't stop yelling, couldn't control herself. And Ramona wanted to drag her out on the town for more drinks. What. The. Hell. I can't figure out why Ramona would even want to be seen in public with her in that state.
4 hours ago, Jellybean13 said:My God, that was a sad hour of television. I can't believe those women can't see how this show is contributing the the demise of their sanity. Andy Cohn really needs to sit back and examine the crap he is putting out there.
On the good side, I loved Bethenny's dress.
Right there with you.
31 minutes ago, film noire said:I used to find Sonja so charming. Her exuberance, her decency during Scary Island, her elegant features, the slightly loopy but still present energy. None of that remains. She's just gone. And no stone of humiliation was left unturned tonight. Blowjob jokes aimed at a man near-rolling his eyes, a desire to piss in the tub of a 15K a night rental (a step up from free range peeing on the jitney, I suppose) to advertising farts trapped in her jeans - as if it were some delightful Audrey Hepburnesque moment - to braying donkey-style, right before she slap-stick bounced and slid off a table like Buster Keaton. It was an unrelenting loop of self-shaming fueled by god knows what -- drugs, booze, a cocktail of both, a panicked bid to keep an apple, unchecked mental illness creeping up on a lonely woman - or whatever it is RHoNY has done to erase her better self. The woman who once said of Kelly "This is us, picking on a woman who needs help" is now an object of pity, a wreck of a woman without any self-awareness. Well done, Andy Cohen, bravo to fucking you.
Everything you said (so well).
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6 hours ago, Carolina Girl said:And finally Jax? You weren't going upstairs to get something to eat - you went up there to annoy and harass James, hoping to prod him into a reaction. It's time for you shitbags to leave him alone. He was doing an excellent job with a very very limited set up (and nice going Schwartz-Slug, calling it his "time-out room"; any other DJ would have told you they couldn't work like this and walked out; James made it work; meanwhile, you and the coven have a few more laughs at his expense).
Couldn't agree with the above any more. How many times did James need to tell you he wasn't drinking before you gave up on the idea of trying to "do something nice" by give him something he's not suppose to have, according to the big boss herself? There is a LOT about James that I don't like much, but you just don't fuck around with someone's sobriety. Really bad form. What Jax was trying to do was as clear as the 5 incarnations of noses that have appeared on his face.
2 hours ago, WhosThatGirl said:Also.. Kristen has never talked bad about Lisa.
I've never really thought about it, but by golly you're right. At least that I can recall. That intrigues me.
2 hours ago, LibertarianSlut said:I feel like this show absolutely lost its stride. It reached a pinnacle around seasons four and five, and now there is just too much Lisa, too much production, too much fakery, too much "let's promote Lisa in every form imaginable" bullshit.
I feel the same way. I still want to love it, but the bloom is off the English Rose. TomTom feels like nothing more than what it really is; a way to keep the admission money rolling in for people who want to come see the animals at the zoo. Unfortunately, the zoo exhibits have changed and their lives have changed and they aren't so happy waitressing/bussing/bartending anymore. So Lisa went out and built different cages, but they remain in them, for the world to come hand Lisa money, in order to poke and prod and pose with them. And the whole show just feels like a safari tour at this point.
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This episode was beyond refreshing. Way to go, Justin!!!
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11 minutes ago, yourmomiseasy said:
I don't think I would have gone in that waterfall pool. I went on a waterfall hike in Hawaii and got an infection from contaminated water. Now I'm totally skeeved out by water like that.
I was watching their bare feet with a bit of a cringe for reasons from infections to parasites. I also took a moment's pause when I saw food consumed in it. Giardia, anyone? I probably sound like a bit of a germaphobe, and I'm really not. I just have bad luck and learn the hard way.
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2 hours ago, RHJunkie said:
For heaven's sake, the woman dealt with addiction and depression....[truncated for brevity]
THANK YOU, RHJunkie.
44 minutes ago, biakbiak said:What the hell was up with Craig walking around with his pants undone?
Only a guess, but I'm betting Mr. Clothes Horse took them off when he went back for lunch so as not to overly wrinkle them or drop food on them, and he was putting them back on right before he returned to the couch.
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14 hours ago, jumper sage said:
So what's wrong with that?
Well ,you're asking a Coloradan, so I'd personally say "nothing wrong with that". But then again, I personally don't have a custody arrangement that is dependent on a clean drug screen. So I'd assume her milage varies.
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1 hour ago, Coffeewinewater said:
I haven't finished the episode but something seems off about Kathryn at Patricia's dinner. Her way of speaking her eyes....I thought she maybe had a few drinks, idk. she didn't seem like the same Kathryn I've seen all season.
1 hour ago, SuprSuprElevated said:I think she acted under the influence of something. Either that or the near catatonic state she's been in for most of the season has been tempered by a med adjustment. I hope it's the latter.
1 hour ago, zenme said:She seemed to be high. I bet she took something to relieve her anxiety.
I thought the same thing, with a big sense of disappointment. I really am impressed with the person she's working towards becoming. And I was one of her worst critics.
That being said, by the time she finished talking to Patricia and sat down with Shep, I thought her speech seemed back to normal. But boy when she was ranting about "J. Snow", she did sound half a drink too deep or one toke over the line.
Wow, did JD look like shit. I mean, he never looks great, but he was flushed and gin blossomed, and clearly tried to wear a tux from 30 lbs ago. His hair was greasy and disheveled...in short he looked like he showed up directly from a 2 week coke/whisky/adderall bender. He looked like he smelled. Boss Warthog indeed.
Not much to say about Ashley that hasn't been said. I'm glad we won't be subjected to another season of...whatever the hell that was.
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Oh, Stassi, honey...no.
He acts like that and YOU apologise to him? He's got you 10 kinds of messed up, sweetie. Dang.
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On 4/9/2018 at 8:31 PM, Bluedog100 said:
He was unbelievably disrespectful to her and a potential danger to her patrons.
23 hours ago, WhosThatGirl said:Jax’s meltdown was kind of scary. This wasn’t a fun episode at all. I’m actually scared of Jax, he does seem hopped up on something.
23 hours ago, movingtargetgal said:This with a side of Mental Illness? I think Jax is a ticking time bomb. He is barely keeping his aggression under control. I am really worried for Brittany's safety around him.
12 hours ago, tvfanatic13 said:Jax was in full-nostril flare, eye-popping rage. Not a good look Jax.
Yes to all of this. When Lisa said don't hug me hello but it would be nice if you acknowledged me, this is what happened. I'd mainly noticed his face get instantly full of rage, but I didn't notice his angry fist until I paused it to take the pic.
Lisa is insane if she doesn't distance herself and her business from Jax. This man is imploding, and anyone standing too close is going to get splattered.
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No wonder they're doing their own cleaning during a free stay at Rob's rental Big Bear lake house.
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I feel more comfortable today with my hair-brained theory that Schwartz went somewhere to dry out after this trip, and the scene in the Mexican restaurant drinking water with Katie a few weeks back (after he was absent for an episode or two) was shot later after he'd cleaned up a bit and added as filler to hide a longer absence than we saw . My next prediction is that we'll see scenes with Katie worrying to Lisa, possibly Lisa confronting Tom about it, and sad but poignant come to Jesus meeting that ends with him agreeing to seek treatment.
He wasn't just messy tonight. Agree with the rest of you, it's not amusing, he's reached matter-of-time-ville. Hope he really did get some help.
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10 hours ago, AntAnn said:
However, it wouldn’t surprise me if she also had a lower facelift or and fillers in the cheeks, along with the veneers to restore youthfulness. She’s been so adamant about being afraid and against needles and such, but I suspect she’s had some facial work done.
Hey, Nassif does great work. ;-)
I did a lot of comparing pictures too, and I think you are likely correct.
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On 3/27/2018 at 10:03 PM, angelamh66 said:
She just doesn't know how she does it.
It's okay, Dorit, WE know how you do it. A little Adderall, maybe a line or two...
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18 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:
It's still better than her hair flip dancing.
May I toss in a side of "doing the splits when least appropriate"? :-)
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Dorit: "I reaaaallly hope my looove and attention...and forcing myself on her is starting to make her realize that I really didn't mean to do anything to hurt her."
Wow. Just, Wow. Like you guys, I'm not really sure what I just watched her try to do, but it was horrifying.
Have to admit though, I laughed my ass off when Lisa finally got herself free and ran to the door, with Dorit chasing her yelling "I love you! I'll call you tomorrow...Birthday girl..."
Oh Dorit. You are just beyond awful.
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On 3/5/2018 at 7:08 PM, dosodog said:
While the rest of you get to watch the chucklefucks, chucklefuck.
How many Chucklefucks can a Chucklefuck fuck of a Chucklefuck could Fuck Chuckle?
17 hours ago, ghoulina said:Scheana's nails and Brittany's boobs - should both be outlawed. Those things are health hazards.
I immediately pictured Scheana trying to carry a plate of crispy chicken with her thumb nail just crammed into the food. YUCK.
7 hours ago, kelseykixx said:I understand getting elective treatments is different from a regular but for some reason it felt so incredibly skeevy that there was no sheet put over her lower body (like they do at the gyno).
Retired Certified Laser Tech here. From the glasses everyone was wearing, I can pretty safely say she was having laser hair reduction (or some kind of tightening procedure but that's not terribly likely at her age). In order to really get LHR done correctly, you've got to...really get in there. Unfortunately, spread eagle is about the only way, and sheet or covering gets in the way. Just...usually, there's a bit more privacy. It's not exactly comfortable (aka, pretty fricken painful) so if we're lucky, we'll probably get to see her pretty miserable. In front of people.
Between the smell the laser causes (fellow horse owners, think farrier visit) to the muskiness of pissed off fried labia, I can't imagine why she EVER agreed to having that filmed with an audience watching. Out of all the smells, the LaLa/Adrianna-women-body-confidence-empowerment planned storyline is starting to smell the most.
4 hours ago, Jel said:After kind of standing up, walking over and taking a gander, ever-supportive Lala exclaims, "If my lady bits looked as great as yours I'd have selected porn as my career!" (paraphrasing).
That Lala. Always building women up with just the right words. Sigh.
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This week, as I was pondering how, if at all, the editors were going to try to explain the absence of the Stassi/Katie/Kristin dynamic from the big bear trip, I noticed..."wait, we haven't even seen Schwartzie in almost 2 episodes". At first I assumed he probably stepped up and did the "right" husbandly thing by staying home with Katie, and I recalled his brothers were in town so just chalked it up to those concerns.
But then he appeared on the screen mid episode. And I immediately said to my husband "He looks like he went to rehab". That's as healthy and sober and clean (in more ways than one) as I've seen him in years. When he ordered iced tea at the restaurant I double wondered. I'd forgotten how adorable lucid Schwartz can be.
And then I saw the preview for next week in Vegas. If he did in fact clean up, it didn't last long.
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7 hours ago, Islandtime305 said:
Hi everyone...longtime lurker across the bravo forums (and fellow snarker). Did anyone notice the marks on Brittany’s neck when she was chatting with LVP? (:58) I was a bit alarmed.
No. But I did notice her wearing a bandana awkwardly around her neck the next day at world dog day...
Hmmm...
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Margaret is growing on me, I can't help it. While it can get to be a bit much, it's a refreshing change from the "Amber Marchese"s they thought would be riveting a few years back. Margaret seems to be the only one willing to take the piss out herself and everyone around her and I find her to be quite watchable.
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I think watching Kandi having lines around the block at OLG on the off chance of seeing her is eating Porsha up inside. She wants a piece of that.
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I see Boy George managed to claw his way into another season.
Did I mention Boy George lives here?
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I couldn't' suss out what Lisa was saying about going home to ken at the very end that made Dorit and Kyle make their respective shocked faces. Can anyone help a poor hearing gal out?
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On 11/13/2017 at 7:51 PM, Martinigirl said:
How many mgs of xanax is Peggy taking?
On 11/13/2017 at 7:55 PM, Chicklet said:Peggy also has a vibe that maybe she IS on drugs and she only hears part of every conversation. I'm just going with how much she reminds of of an addict in my past. Too similar.
Anyone else catch Lydia encouraging Shannon to talk to Peggy with "She has, like, a way clearer mind right now."?
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On 8/12/2017 at 2:08 PM, Mu Shu said:
At least the shady dude has teeth and looks like he doesn't smell like 3 day old sweat, cheap cigars, and Pabst blue ribbon beer. If you are going to pay a guy to be your fake BF, may as well get a decent looking one.
I can never not smell that when I see him now, and I will blame you every time.
18 hours ago, mbaywife123 said:The supposed "poopy" smell in the store. By the way there were no small children shown in the store when they were there.
You guys? I feel like I've got a little present for you, and I can't believe no one heard it.
They were gagging over an edited in or real Vicki fart. I know because I just laughed myself into tears and replayed it 3x to be sure.
There is a distinct fart noise, either real (and not implausible given where mic are and shapewear and Vicki has never had control of any bodily function), or planted by the producers just to mess with her.
But I assure you. It's there. They hug, someone says "how are you", Vicki says something about buying something for little girls and then....*TOOT*
Hope you've all got it DVR'd or On Demand. Happy watching!
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S06.E03: Slide Into Your Dms Like . . .
in Southern Charm
My understanding from gossip pages is that one of the girls was hiding the closet, or hid her phone in the closet when Madison came in, and went into Austen's bedroom.