[Jeremy and Auj Poj]

I like the name Bodhi, but not that spelling. 

[Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None]

I can't believe there were people being all proud of her for leaving and thinking of the kids, etc. Yeah, no. How can you think she's doing something for the safety of her family when she's NEVER done that?!! What would possibly make someone assume she's going to change? She took those kids back to that abusive home and lied to the court. Now, she claims there was abuse. How DARE she have the nerve to ask for prayers and spout "I'm so happy." Yeah, we know you are, because it's never about your kids, it's about you. You, you, you. Spend NYE with your kids? Nope, leave them alone in a state they've only been in for two months and meet up with her new bf.

[Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel]

I hope to hell Andrew leaves her ass. Think of that poor baby, not yourself, Hagrid.

[Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None]

I'm glad they went because it meant Kaiser got the hell away, but the fact they're still sending them to daycare when they sit on their asses all day just shows you just how lazy they really are. I bet they leave them there for 9-10 hours, 5 days a week. 

[Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None]

Those poor chickens are going to have slow and torturous deaths. But, to be honest with you, they'r'e probably begging to be killed at this point. Whoever is selling these helpless animals to dumb & dumber should feel like absolute shit. 

[S07.E06: WHAT A RIDE]

7 minutes ago, chuckity said:

I probably should feel bad about this, but damn Sophia an unlikable little girl.  

Farrah has hustle, I'll give her that .... but she seriously fucked up her own kid.  Perhaps even worse than Debra fucked her (Farrah) up ... if that's even possible.  

Yes to her fucking Sophia up. Even the way Soph said "I never wanna see her again if she gets married to David" I was like, Gee, I wonder where she heard that from!? David is a pretty shitty person, and Soph's old enough to start judging character, but all of her hate is based on how she's heard Farrah talk about it.

[S07.E06: WHAT A RIDE]

Amber just does not care about Leah. I feel sorry for the new baby, because if Andrew doesn't step up, he's screwed.

I haven't been on here in forever and I forgot how much more fun you guys are than Reddit. If you dare say Ensley has a flat head, you get told "No child bashing!" Fucking ridiculous. It feels like the twilight zone when they're over there defending Jenelle.

[S07.E06: WHAT A RIDE]

Damn it. They're sucking me back in next week after that preview. What's Maci talking about?!

And holy shit, I'm so glad they fired Farrah's fucking ass again. There's no reason to snap at her producer for asking a question.

[S07.E04: SYSTEM OVERLOAD 2017.12.11]

Ryan looked so disappointed after the lawyer told him it was legal. That whole convo did not go the way he and Jen, I mean Mac, wanted it to.

[S06.E14: Cray Gardens]

"Awwww, look who brought Mommy some wa-wa."

I work at a daycare, and I don't even talk to my room full of infants like this.....

Did Amber just say that she'd pick up Leah, but her mommy makeover consultation falls on one of her four days with Leah? And surely having the fat sucked out of you will definitely make her depression go away. Suuuuuure

[S06.E14: Cray Gardens]

OMG, Bentley looked SO damn cute in his tux! I'm incredibly shocked to hear that Ryan's gf has a child. He's dating someone with a child?! I hope they're taking it serious, because introducing a bunch of men to a kid is NOT okay.

Pretty sad that Gary has to ask Amber, Leah's own God damned mother, for help with her. She shouldn't need to be asked! If this were a Mom asking the Dad for help, people would be calling him a deadbeat. Well, that's what Ambien is. And now those fucks are driving a Range Rover around?! How many $70,000+ cars do they own? Maybe she should be concerned with paying her taxes back, but what do I know?

[S06.E13: Ginger's Last Binger]

"I don't remember what the tweet said, exactly." As I sit here and recite the tweet word for word. Now he's saying it was his friend. It just gets better and better.

[S06.E13: Ginger's Last Binger]

Holy shit, Matt is SO full of himself. Who the FUCK would read his God damned book? It would be full of lies anyway! Seriously, every episode now has a separate Matt section with one of his gossip girls calling him like a middle schooler and talking about ~the tabloids. And wow, Amber just finds ANY excuse to not see Leah anymore. "I'm so depressed, so I don't want to see Leah." But she can keep up with solitaire! And people hate you because LISTEN TO YOU! It's all about Matt, Matt, Matt and not your child.

[S06.E12: The Ties That Bind]

OMG at Sophia telling Farrah she didn't have a good time at all with Daddy Derek's family lol. At least someone tells it like it is.

[S06.E11: Surprise Surprise!]

Holy shit at the way Farrah was talking about Kianna to her dad. Pot meet kettle, know it all! That girl dodged a major bullet.

And Matt, you and your gossip girlfriend (Jeff) need to get lives. What 50 year old sits on his ass and looks himself up on google?! GET. A. JOB1

[S06.E10: Lemons Into Lemonade]

1 minute ago, CofCinci said:

The dress wasn't $900. The four outfits, some bows, two pairs of shoes (that will fall apart within 3 weeks of the school year) and a bracelet were $900. Shopping done by Amber, woman who is not a mother and has never had to dress the child for school. 

Well, that's only slightly better! She probably hasn't even worn everthing! I could never spend that kind of money on clothes, unless you're a grown ass adult that needs it for work, not something "boo boo" will outgrow in 6 months. Unbelievable. You can't buy the neglect you imposed, and continue to impose.

[S06.E10: Lemons Into Lemonade]

$900 for a fucking dress? It wasn't that cute! Such a waste of money

[S06.E07: The Long Road Home]

Amber is still that far away from her school?! She was praising herself and Matt for "moving closer."

[S06.E07: The Long Road Home]

Isn't Matt like 50? Why the fuck does he dress like a 21 year old college frat boy?! God, what a L-O-S-E-R. And of course, Amber and Matt can't walk around a furniture store for five minutes before plopping their lazy, filthy asses on the couches. And does Amber know 1st grade math? Every other weekend is NOT 50/50. Her and Adam must have graduated from the same online program.

 

Editing to add that I meant Amber was talking about it being 50/50 long before it actually was. I'm shocked that Gary agreed to it, but I think it just further proves that he is getting a bit better about things . He's always had Leah's best interest at heart.

[S06.E06: Second Guessing]

Seriously, LOL at Matt saying him and Amber ARE "uppa-class." Man, he sure hit the mother load with Amb, didn't he? Brand new cars, brand new (way out of their league) houses. He is sucking her absolutely dry. I'm at the point where I can't wait for it to fall apart. She is so delusional in believing all of his bs lies. All these "crazy exes" have the same story, Ambie, so they're not the crazy ones, you are for falling for it.

[S06.E05: Hello, Goodbye]

"The water's a little bit more heavier than gravity."

OMG Heather's face!

[S07.E12: Gone Fishing]

Babs should have called the cops when they refused to bring him home. Jenelle he has no custodial rights when it comes to him. I hope Babs follows through and doesn't let Jace see Jenelle for awhile. And way to scream at Babs when Jace is a foot away from you, you stupid bitch.

[S07.E12: Gone Fishing]

"But I'm trying, okay? I'm trying my hardest."

Oh yeah right! You haven't done shit, Jenelle. I can't believe she just talked to Jace like that. It's all MeMe's fault Jace.

[S07.E12: Gone Fishing]

Wow, David sitting there bitching at Jace and Kaiser makes me sick! He has NO business yelling at Jace to stop screaming. And, of course, David is allowed to do whatever all day. No way that clown has a fucking job. Nether of them have any patience for Kaiser. Can't even "handle" her own kid.

Also. I'm super jealous of the ice cream parlors these girls go to. Chelsea has gone to one and Leah went today. We don't have any open bar/serve yourself shops here. Sounds SO good right now.

 

David, it's none of your fucking business why Barbara doesn't want to meet you. You have Jace, so YOU guys can take him back. Guarantee you if Barb had him and she wanted them to meet her halfway, they'd so NO!

[S07.E11: Turn The Page]

Jo was dressed in his Sunday lounge wear, and Kailyn didn't say a word about it. Javi is totally 100% the reason Kail lashes out at Jo, and he's soon going to find out how hard it's going to be to try and co-parent with her. Karma's about to hit your ass hard, Javi

And here we go again, Jenelle isn't available because of a very important event that she's had planned for two months.....get ready for it......SPRING BREAK. Yep, she's a great parent.