[Son Of Zorn - General Discussion]

Johnny Pemberton is at least 34 years old and really bad at scrubbing:

http://www.startribune.com/family-tools-star-pemberton-looks-back-at-rochester-childhood/206852371/

http://www.postbulletin.com/entertainment/stage/seen-heard-pemberton-getting-plenty-of-screen-time/article_ff28d9f3-ae9e-5316-8a9d-59b7c047edbe.html

[Do Amy Sherman-Palladino's Recent Remarks Mean We Shouldn't Consider Gilmore Girls's Seventh Season Canon?]

The "brilliant lady" was not exactly a blameless, passive party to this crazy mess. She was very much in charge during the sowing of a lot of the seeds that grew into the festering compost pile of season 7. Whether she knew things were headed for a blowup or just wanted to be able to take (figurative) hostages during negotiations for a new deal, she betrayed a LOT of her own storytelling long before Warner Bros started playing hardball.

[S01.E07: Our Dancing Days]

Didn't "basically the only character who never does anything cruel" JUST hire a hitman? I love Cookie, too, but come on.