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Razzberry, August 20 in On Becoming a God in Central Florida
Stan: I have been coming to this park nearly every day for the past 38 years. I have seen heart attacks, marriage proposals, projectile vomit, desegregation. But never, I mean never, have I seen birds drop out of the sky.
Rhonda: Reverse psychology works. When we take away peoples' stuff at work, they really want it back.
Ernie: Jim, working the night shift sounds kind of fun.
Jim: Well, there's always parking.
Cody: I don't drink.
Krystal: There's no alcohol in champagne, just bubbles!
Guy: Oh my, that's more glitter than a Tampa tittie bar.
Mrs. Garbeau: 7 and 7 quickly!
Mrs. Garbeau: It's a drink!
Isaac: You really shouldn't mess with Candace's stuff.
Mirta: That bitch steals leftovers from the break room. Fuck her stuff.
Cody: "And, those chrysanthemums are way too tall for the podium, it's much smaller in person."
Krystal: "Are you two gonna kill each other?"
Roger: Violence secures us all. Mine merely has your attention.
Krystal: Speak fucking English, asshole!
Roger: If you're going to use a gun, make sure it's loaded. And if you're going to blackmail someone, make a copy of the tape.
Krystal: Can I ask you something? Why don't you wear shoes?
Cody: I could get a job.
Krystal: Doing what?
Cody: I don't know. I've never had a job before.
Krystal: Jobs are hard, Cody.
Cody: That's why I've never had one.
Mimi: How old do you think I was when the first mall opened?
Mimi: Forty four. I bet you think I was pants-less for the first forty four years of my life.
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