S03.E07: Love Is A Battlefield

[Kangatush]

12 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Oh, I hadn't seen the ring.  I assumed he must have pampered thousands of nasty feet to pay for it.

He bought it last episode for like $295.  His pampering loot went into buying Maria a ticket after she spent the $2k he sent her for a ticket on like, a haircut and other nonsense.

[Drogo]

17 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

I was thinking that when he put those ridiculous things under his eyes on the plane.

I have used those ridiculous things and they're really awesome.  

They're the only thing in my OK Things About Timothy list aside from "Probably showers regularly" and "Isn't trying to meet Maria in Mexico."

[Honey]

On 8/21/2019 at 9:31 PM, Spike said:

In the car in the beginning of the episode he seemed stoned or developmentally delayed.  Or both.

Isn't that hash that he is always smoking?  So, I'm going with completely baked.

[Snewtsie]

On 8/21/2019 at 7:28 AM, SevenCostanza said:

I thought the same thing.  That one guy sounded extra desperate I'm sure he could look past Nicole's big a little bit. He'd probably like her even more than 55%.

I am DYING LAUGHING.

btw- love your name. No soda?

[Kiss my mutt]

I literally lol’d when Darcy said because Tom put her to bed “he must really care” about her. She’s so astounded that he could actually turn down a chance at that dirty pussy of hers. 

[Spike]

Let’s hope Tom really had a bloody nose and Darcy didn’t break his dick.

[Jeanne222]

Darcys extensions are terrible!  I can see a definite line between long and short!  

[moonbunnychan]

I can't believe I'm sticking up for either of these people but....I was on Zied's side.  If you're in another country you follow their rules.  Full stop.  This is part of why Americans have such a bad reputation, this need to be "I'm American, I do what I want!".  He wasn't even telling her not to wear it ever, just not there as it wasn't appropriate.  And Avery's mom....I can't decide if she's deliberately trying to sabotage the relationship (for which I can't blame her) or is also just in that "I'm American, I do and say what I want, screw other cultures. USA, USA!" mindset.  She really has been extremely rude often.   I know TLC casts people for their entertainment value and not their intelligence, but I swear none of these people seem to do ANY research into the countries and cultures they're going to be in.
And maybe...maybe Jessie had a point about Darcy's drinking.  She becomes (even more of) a mess with some drinks in her.

[sonder]

I know Rebecca is feeling the age gap around Zied’s friends now but it’s kind of her fault. She shouldn’t have used so many filters. She has an issue with her age herself, that’s the issue. 

[Dobian]

Darcy is a trainwreck.  And enough with the "you're the love of my life!"  No, Tom is the backup plan of your life.  And I think he kind of senses that from your stench of desperation.

Tim should have just married his ex back home, she acts like she's his wife and he acts as a father to her kid.  How can he be in another relationship with that going on?  What if she gets engaged to some other dude, is Tim still going to come over to be "dad" to her daughter?

Handy tip for Rebecca:  Since you are having so many issues dating Muslim men, STOP DATING MUSLIM MEN!

Avery's mom needs to just accept that her daughter's an idiot.  Her fiance can't help who he is, and mom isn't going to get to know him by googling random stuff about Muslim marriages.  All the guy wants to do is order some Humus.

Caesar is just so ridiculous I can't even come up with new things to say about him.  Except how stupid it was to put her engagement ring in checked luggage when he should have just carried it on the plane.  I'm sure TLC is paying the Ukranian webcam girl $5K to come to Cancun so they can record the nonstop hilarity.

Edited August 26, 2019 by Dobian
Typo

[DaphneCat]

Couple thoughts about tonight's episode.  Yup, I would LOVE it a lot if a man said he felt like he was babysitting me.  That would PROVE we had a future right?  If he didn't love me he wouldn't take care of me.

I give Omar a lot of credit for being very even-tempered with Avery's mother.  He was trying to tell her that she was coming up with a bunch of crap that either was no longer practiced or was only practiced in certain sects - of which he was not a member.  Roughly akin to googling Christianity and coming up with rules from one of the polygamist sects that say a man can't get in to the highest circles of heaven unless he has at least 3 wives.  Oh, and all the women must wear those prairie dresses and style their hair a certain way.  Or googling the Bible and using things from the old testament that you might follow if you were Jewish and kept kosher (like not mixing milk and meat at a meal) but you wouldn't follow if you weren't Jewish.  It's like she was trying to find the most insulting things in the history of every sect of his religion and use it to prove that Omar was probably a controlling asshole - and if he wasn't one now, he was going to become one.  And all because he didn't want his future wife to wear a dress that was clearly too small and guzzle wine with her mother.  (Note, he was NOT forbidding Ashley to drink wine, he was simply stating he didn't think it was good for you.)

[Scout Finch]

CALLED IT last week that Rebecca would take the jacket off!

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Drogo said:

I have used those ridiculous things and they're really awesome.  

They're the only thing in my OK Things About Timothy list aside from "Probably showers regularly" and "Isn't trying to meet Maria in Mexico."

I love how this franchise sets the bar so low.  

Interesting about those eye things. I've seen them everywhere but assumed they didn't work,.do you recommend a particular brand?  

11 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

CALLED IT last week that Rebecca would take the jacket off!

You absolutely did!  

[RealReality]

1 hour ago, Jeanne222 said:

Darcys extensions are terrible!  I can see a definite line between long and short!  

I wonder if they are some sort of clip on?  They are so poorly done, she should have taken some money from her Botox fund for a better install.

26 minutes ago, Dobian said:

Darcy is a trainwreck.  And enough with the "you're the love of my life!"  No, Tom is the backup plan of your life.  And I think he kind of senses that from your stench of desperation.

Don't worry, she covers it up with angel.

[Scout Finch]

The jacket coming off was probably a no-brainer for most of us due to already being aware of all the manufactured drama!

[Delete]

Ceasar's storyline is so borrrinngggg.  He's such a monotone bore. I almost wanna pilfer 40 grand from him too just to take back some of the time I spent watching him speak about Maria, and their deep undying love for each other. 

I love that Akinky (typo stays) had dollar signs on her shoes when she met Ben. Ben needed a big binder to hide his boner. Glad they shot above the waist. Nobody's got time for dat! 

Darcey is a bland air-headed dimwit.  She's a middle-aged 5 stage clinger cougar who oozes desperation. If there was a Darcey perfume it would contain tears, eye-lash glue, a few strands of Jesse's pube hair, and the sweat of desperation. 

Tom is a rough looking 39 year old, and an eagle needs to swoop down and snatch that monstrosity lying on top of his head. I would totally pay money to see that happen. 

Jennifer is gorgeous. Tim is not. I can't with the frog eyes and the carefully sculpted eyebrows. And real men don't wear clear nail polish.  Sorry. Not sorry. 

Rebecca doesn't know fashion. I'd never let her wear that shiny top because it was ugly. Zied is a greasy hair ball fried in rage, and served in a sweater two sizes too small. 

Avery's voice irritates the eff outta me. She's like a total rebel. Big badass going to move to Syria. Nobody's the boss of me...Oh wait...Let's get Mama Avery to check the google.  

 The rule book states...

"You're in trouble, girl."

Meanwhile, Omar with a confused face: "Why..what is this American woman googling about my religion for? I am wanting to eat some food, and enjoy life outside a war zone." 

Edited August 26, 2019 by Barbara Please

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Oh, I hadn't seen the ring.  I assumed he must have pampered thousands of nasty feet to pay for it.

His ring budget was $200 so it was more like hundreds of nasty feet. 

[gingerella]

On 8/21/2019 at 6:27 PM, Mrs. Hanson said:

She really does need serious help, like serious therapy help.  She needs to ask herself some VERY hard questions that she may not like the answer to but really,.....this will not be funny in 20 years.

20 years? How about now...?

Edited August 26, 2019 by gingerella

[renatae]

On 8/21/2019 at 3:49 PM, Baltimore Betty said:

Aha! I knew there was a name for this syndrome...I googled it, thanks for education!

· Erotomania is a rare mental health condition that happens when someone is fixated on the idea that another person is intensely in love with them.

This describes Darcy for sure.

She's also fixated in her fairytale mentality. Everything has to be amazing! Wonderful! Romantic! Like a fairytale!

She compares walking down a narrow way to walking down the aisle. She is a balloon full of clichés. I couldn't believe it when she fell apart when any of her expectations was unfulfilled. Even though she claims she knows he was being respectful when he didn't jump into bed with her, she was destroyed. She's definitely going to scare him off. If nothing else, the stiff upper lip Englishman will be embarrassed to be seen with this crybag.

I'm easily moved to tears myself, but I'd never fall apart over the things she is blubbering about.

Edited August 26, 2019 by renatae

[Lizzing]

So Avery's mom was pretty much bragging that Avery would have gotten drunk two years ago...when her underage (in the US for drinking) daughter was even younger?  No wonder Avery is seeking out a life with strict boundaries: she's never been given any by her mother and it is too late for her mother to start now.  In any event, Avery's wedding dress did look nice on her, at least nicer than any dress we've seen lately on 90DF.  Eh, her mom just screamed trashy, what with ordering a Long Island Iced Tea, like some springbreaker in 1986 Tampa. 

I will say this for the dude going to Kenya: at least when he freshed up in the airport bathroom, he didn't spread his clothes on the floor.

[mamadrama]

Okay, I am legit girl crushing on Jennifer. That crazy Columbian is HAWT. 

[mamadrama]

Also, I can't decide whether Caesar is an actor hired by Sharp Entertainment, a few fries short of a Value Meal, or is coupling with production to throw us a curve ball so that when Maria really does show up and accepts his proposal we'll all be shocked as hell. More realistically, Caesar is one of those people who, like Darcey, creates these fantastical narratives in their heads and nothing, including reality or common sense, gets in the way of that narrative. The way he keeps predicting Maria's emotions and reactions (she'll walk into the hotel room and say "this is all for me", she'll walk out to the beach and cry, etc.) shows some fantastical delusions. I think one of the reasons why he hasn't just up and left for the Ukraine before now is because part of him actually prefers the online "dating." With things how they are, Maria can be anyone he wants her to be. 

[magemaud]

On 8/25/2019 at 12:18 AM, itsadryheat said:

Darcy and her drunk, lame attempt regarding the room ploy. She didn't like the room cause it had bad energy and she doesn't want to be alone. Goes on about Tom's room being better. Plops on his bed . . . 

And rolls around ass up in her Loubs  

[MajorNelson]

Darcy wants to make sure Tom is in "exclusive" mode, and finds out he put the other women on hold, but is just giving their relationship some space...and is befuddled.  She is a disaster!

Avery is planning to get married 6 months after converting.  Oh, swell! 😕

The rest of the sad sacks, well you all know the basics....more delusion!

[bichonblitz]

2 hours ago, sonder said:

I know Rebecca is feeling the age gap around Zied’s friends now but it’s kind of her fault. She shouldn’t have used so many filters. She has an issue with her age herself, that’s the issue. 

She looked old in the stark light of day on that soccer field. Zied always looks greasy, dirty and disgusting. The way he was dousing himself with cologne all over his body when they were getting ready to go out proves he doesn't shower much. 

How is Omar only 24 and already a dentist? Something fishy there. 

Jennifer is beautiful and not going to put up with Tim's bullshit with the ex.  I like her. 

Darcy saying she loved London and would move there. Umm....you have TWO daughters, remember? Dumbass. Also, walking on to that boat with 6 inch stiletto's, she looks like a damn fool. 

[renatae]

3 hours ago, moonbunnychan said:

I can't believe I'm sticking up for either of these people but....I was on Zied's side.  If you're in another country you follow their rules.  Full stop.  

She was acting like an idiot. She was so into her "I'll wear what I choose" mode that she wasn't hearing what he was saying - that people would stare and be unaccepting of her appearance because it's not proper for her to dress like that in Tunisia. "it will be all right," indeed. Maroon. Can't believe she was dumb enough to date another Muslim after not liking what happened last time around. Definition of insanity is... 🙄

Edited August 26, 2019 by renatae

[gavinmac]

On 8/23/2019 at 4:59 PM, charmed1 said:

Did we discuss Jennifer and her Flashdance workout scene? Other than Omar, it’s obvious that all the foreign fiancés and most of the Americans are seeking some type of career in show business and are foolish enough to think this show will be their ticket. 

Her Flashdance workout scene was smoking hot. And she's absolutely right that Duckie's relationship with his ex-wife is totally bizarre and she shouldn't put up with it for one second. 

I don't want to defend creepy greasy Zied but Filters was totally in the wrong dressing like that in Tunisia. It just isn't done. But instead of him yelling at her, he should have told her "You're free to wear whatever you want, but I'm not going to leave the house with you or accompany you anywhere in Tunisia when you're dressed like that."

 

Edited August 26, 2019 by gavinmac

[HunterHunted]

2 hours ago, RealReality said:

I wonder if they are some sort of clip on?  They are so poorly done, she should have taken some money from her Botox fund for a better install.

Don't worry, she covers it up with angel.

If Darcey was using clip-ins, her hairline wouldn't look so wrecked. I think what's happening is that she's only putting extensions on the back of her head to minimize the traction alopecia at her hairline.

28 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

How is Omar only 24 and already a dentist? Something fishy there. 

There's nothing fishy about it. Not every country requires the same amount of schooling for professional degrees (medicine, law, dentistry) that the US does. There are even a handful of accelerated programs in the US. Had I not dropped out of my American accelerated medical program, I would have been an MD at 23. There was a guy in my class (he finished) who turned 21 a month after graduation. Though the American accelerated programs differ from their foreign counterparts because the American programs still require a bachelors degree. It's just that you are completing a typical 4 year degree in anything from 1 - 3 years. My program was 2 years.

[mamadrama]

42 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Darcy saying she loved London and would move there. Umm....you have TWO daughters, remember? Dumbass. Also, walking on to that boat with 6 inch stiletto's, she looks like a damn fool. 

And she'd been there, what, less than 24 hours? She'd basically seen the airport, restaurant, Air BnB, and part of the Thames. I lived in the UK for a long time, my husband is British, I've spent more time in London than I can remember, and I think parts of the country and London itself are lovely. But similarly to how Darcy can decide that someone is the love of her life after a few text messages and dick pics, she can also decide that she can up and move to a place after walking down a narrow boat ramp and getting her extensions rained on from inside a boat the size of my couch. She's disturbingly crazy and in real life I'd be blocking her on FB and changing my number, and yet here I am, looking forward to next week's shitshow with glee. 

[HunterHunted]

3 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

And she'd been there, what, less than 24 hours? She'd basically seen the airport, restaurant, Air BnB, and part of the Thames. I lived in the UK for a long time, my husband is British, I've spent more time in London than I can remember, and I think parts of the country and London itself are lovely. But similarly to how Darcy can decide that someone is the love of her life after a few text messages and dick pics, she can also decide that she can up and move to a place after walking down a narrow boat ramp and getting her extensions rained on from inside a boat the size of my couch. She's disturbingly crazy and in real life I'd be blocking her on FB and changing my number, and yet here I am, looking forward to next week's shitshow with glee. 

She pulled the same shit with Jesse. On the taxi ride from the airport. He's trying to tell her about the city and the sights and she says it feels like home and she can see herself living there. Like try to spend more than an hour on foreign soil before you start proclaiming that you want to move there. Darcey is an immature lunatic. Luckily her ex has custody of the girls.

[mamadrama]

33 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

She pulled the same shit with Jesse. On the taxi ride from the airport. He's trying to tell her about the city and the sights and she says it feels like home and she can see herself living there. Like try to spend more than an hour on foreign soil before you start proclaiming that you want to move there. Darcey is an immature lunatic. Luckily her ex has custody of the girls.

She would literally up and move to the Siberia in January if some man dangled a proposal and diamond ring in front of her. 

[HunterHunted]

27 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

She would literally up and move to the Siberia in January if some man dangled a proposal and diamond ring in front of her. 

People are so worried about Avery somehow becoming an ISIS bride when the one who is actually in danger of this is dumb ass Darcey. 

[mamadrama]

8 minutes ago, HunterHunted said:

People are so worried about Avery somehow becoming an ISIS bride when the one who is actually in danger of this is dumb ass Darcey. 

Avery is impulsive and naive, and probably rebelling a little, but she DOES appear to have put at least *some* thought into what she's doing. (The bar is set very low, but if nothing else she at least researched some aspects of her new religion and Omar's culture, unlike the lady cougars picking up the Tunisian/Qatar/Moroccan men.) And I'm not totally convinced that Avery will wind up going through with the whole wedding/marriage thing anyway. She may get the whole thing out of her system-hopefully before she moves into an active war zone and can't get back out. Darcy, on the other hand, totally seems like the kind of woman who would pack up her girls, throw some burkas on them, and whisk them off to, well, anywhere if a decent looking man snapped his fingers at her and promised her a ring and a lifetime supply of vino. 

I totally don't mean that to be disrespectful of Islam, either. I respect it as a religion, as I do most all religions. But I have concerns about anyone who suddenly throws themselves into the middle of a huge religious or lifestyle change without any warning. I'm worried about Avery, too, but I'm hoping she'll surprise me and be more logical than the show's making her out to be. 

[Cammi]

Good relationship advice for Benjamin is, if you can’t pronounce your fiancé‘s name, then perhaps you don’t need to marry her. And I’ll just leave this here for Jennifer:

Edited August 26, 2019 by Cammi

[HunterHunted]

On 8/21/2019 at 1:05 PM, JennyMominFL said:

Wow, darcey is just an absolute disaster. I cant believe how she is behaving. I stand by my belief that he will end up being the one who is unhappy and calls it off

On 8/22/2019 at 1:35 PM, KateHearts said:

that's an easy one to predict because: a) Darcy is a class-A clinger and doesn't realize that a bad relationship is NOT better than no relationship at all; and b) Tom has already basically told us that he doesn't like needy, weepy women. He seems a little flummoxed at this point and we've only seen a few hours into her visit.

On 8/22/2019 at 2:01 PM, lh25 said:

Yep.  Like the "I don't find that attractive" line.  I don't think any amount of on-line communication could prepare one for Darcy in person. 

On 8/22/2019 at 2:08 PM, Spike said:

She is fun and flirty online, then a needy basket case in person.  Personality catfishing.

Darcey is an unstable loon who got all of her relationship advice from Cosmo quizzes. Darcey might have used personality catfishing with Jesse, but what's Tom's excuse. There's no way that she didn't spend the vast majority of the time they've known each other bitching about Jesse. Furthermore, there's a television show which is available for Tom to watch that gives him a little bit of insight on what Darcey is actually like in person. For goodness sake, she turned the story of her heel getting stuck in the escalator into a tale about how she had to be rescued by security from the escalator as she went hurtling through the air almost breaking her neck and dying. That is actually the story she told Jesse when he didn't react with sufficient alarm when she told him her shoe got stuck. When they got to his apartment, she demanded that Jesse carry her over the threshold. Darcey is 90% emotional outbursts. The remain 10% is extensions, lashes, make-up, stilettos, Angel perfume, and wine.

This shit is on Tom.

Edited August 26, 2019 by HunterHunted

[FurBabyMama]

I’ve never been to any of these Muslim countries, but I’m curious about something. There’s all this talk about respecting the culture, covering your shoulders, not drinking alcohol, etc. but when Avery was dress shopping, there was a whole rack of traditional western style dresses, low cut, sleeveless, etc. And if people in Muslim countries don’t drink, why are the restaurants serving liquor? 

I also have to say, I feel bad for Avery’s mom. She seems to me like she’s trying to protect her daughter and hates how they’re rushing everything. But at the same time, she can’t turn a blind eye and let her daughter make major mistakes. But she can’t stop her either. I don’t think she necessarily dislikes Omar, I think if they met in the US and had a traditional period of getting to know each other, she might actually like him. Instead, her daughter converted 6 months ago, and right away met someone on a dating site from a war torn country and is planning to marry him as soon as they meet in person. Even 6 months of dating in person is not enough time for a 19 yo to decide to get married, let alone a 6 month internet relationship. 

[Mothra]

8 hours ago, Adeejay said:

Rebecca seems to be looking for trouble.  She appears to be trying to redo her last marriage. She allowed her ex to treat her like crap, so now she is determined to stand up for herself.  Problem is, I believe she picked the wrong guy, because Zied appears to be a hot head. 

Really?  I thought she was being a real jerk (and if she twists her mouth one more time I swear I am going to jump through the tv screen and smack her a good one); she of all people should know--having been married to an observant muslim--that her nightgown/blouse was inappropriate, and why.  I agree that Zied seemed a little quick on the draw in the bar, going after that guy so quickly; I think it would have been a good idea to let Rebecca experience some unwanted attention.  She seemed to think that it was Zied's personal preference that she not wear that very unflattering but boob-outlining shirt, and it wasn't.  Her boobs are indeed very, very wonky, and I'm surprised she wants to put them on display.

[Mothra]

8 hours ago, itsadryheat said:

. . . in fact, she probably had another one on deck while she was boob pic'ing Tom.

How about the fact that every one (so far) of her "introductory" pics to her sections of the ep finds her posed holding back her lapels and thrusting those babies forward?  Like a farmer with thumbs hooked in overall straps.

She's boob-pic'ing all of us.

[blubld43]

15 minutes ago, FurBabyMama said:

I’ve never been to any of these Muslim countries, but I’m curious about something. There’s all this talk about respecting the culture, covering your shoulders, not drinking alcohol, etc. but when Avery was dress shopping, there was a whole rack of traditional western style dresses, low cut, sleeveless, etc. And if people in Muslim countries don’t drink, why are the restaurants serving liquor? 

My first time seeing Muslim wedding dresses as well, and they were stunning!

So wouldn't the head piece, the part that drapes down from the head, that would cover her shoulders? Forgive my ignorance, I'm unsure what that's called.

The liquor, well I guess even in Beirut they attempt to cater to tourists. 

[Bryce Lynch]

6 hours ago, moonbunnychan said:

I can't believe I'm sticking up for either of these people but....I was on Zied's side.  If you're in another country you follow their rules.  Full stop.  This is part of why Americans have such a bad reputation, this need to be "I'm American, I do what I want!".  He wasn't even telling her not to wear it ever, just not there as it wasn't appropriate.  And Avery's mom....I can't decide if she's deliberately trying to sabotage the relationship (for which I can't blame her) or is also just in that "I'm American, I do and say what I want, screw other cultures. USA, USA!" mindset.  She really has been extremely rude often.   I know TLC casts people for their entertainment value and not their intelligence, but I swear none of these people seem to do ANY research into the countries and cultures they're going to be in.
And maybe...maybe Jessie had a point about Darcy's drinking.  She becomes (even more of) a mess with some drinks in her.

I agree on Rebecca and Zied.  When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

I'm not sure the sort of disrespect Rebecca showed is a distinctly American trait, though.  Visitors and immigrants from all over the world often disrespect local customs.  Foreigners and some immigrants do this in America all the time.  But, Americans tend to be much more tolerant of diverse cultures than many other nations.

Zied is a bit difficult to understand, but I got the impression he would have no issue with her dressing that way in the US.  He just didn't want her to make a spectacle of herself in Tunisia.

I don't have a problem with Mother Avery bringing up those questions and feeling out Omar.  Her stupid, naive daughter is about to enter into a potentially disastrous and even life threatening (if she moves to Syria) marriage with a man she barely knows.

I wasn't really impressed with Omar's responses.  How about, "No, I would never raise a hand to you.  Some Muslims believe those things, but I don't and the sect I a from teaches the opposite.". I got the impression that he might hit her, if he felt it was appropriate.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 hour ago, HunterHunted said:

People are so worried about Avery somehow becoming an ISIS bride when the one who is actually in danger of this is dumb ass Darcey. 

She is too old, they want young girls that can bear a lot of children.

[DiamondGirl]

Ok, confession time:  when Tim said he has to tell Jeniffer (?) a secret that she might not like, did you think it could be that he used to be a woman?

[Spike]

5 hours ago, Lizzing said:

Eh, her mom just screamed trashy, what with ordering a Long Island Iced Tea, like some springbreaker in 1986 Tampa. 

Isn’t that like four shots?  A little more than a typical drink, especially when no one else is indulging.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Tom with his wine and hi champagne and his details, nerdiness, boundaries and scarf is shades of the second coming of RHONY Simon Van Kempen. Tom deserves his Alex and not vapid Darcy. Find him an American Alex,  production!!! #youreruiningthefuckingsurprise 

[DiamondGirl]

1 hour ago, FurBabyMama said:

And if people in Muslim countries don’t drink, why are the restaurants serving liquor? 

It doesn’t mean everyone in the country is Muslim.  There probably are specific establishments that cater to Muslim clientele only, just as a vegetarian restaurant in the US wouldn’t serve meat.  Then there are places like we saw that cater to a broader crowd.

[Drogo]

4 hours ago, bichonblitz said:

Darcy saying she loved London and would move there. Umm....you have TWO daughters, remember? Dumbass.

Also, Tom lives 3 hours from London. 

 

40 minutes ago, DiamondGirl said:

Ok, confession time:  when Tim said he has to tell Jeniffer (?) a secret that she might not like, did you think it could be that he used to be a woman?

A lot of people have expressed thinking this, but Tim clearly said this episode she wouldn't like The Secret because she's a jealous person, so more likely he cheated on her at some point when they were supposed to be exclusive, or he was married before Veronica, etc.   

[toomuchtv]

1 hour ago, DiamondGirl said:

Ok, confession time:  when Tim said he has to tell Jeniffer (?) a secret that she might not like, did you think it could be that he used to be a woman?

I thought that, but my other thought was that he was actually married to his “ex” but for insurance or something. Or they live together for financial reasons. Or something like that. 

[Delta Blow]

5 hours ago, mamadrama said:

I think one of the reasons why he hasn't just up and left for the Ukraine before now is because part of him actually prefers the online "dating." With things how they are, Maria can be anyone he wants her to be. 

Indeed. The fantasy can continue, just like how so many on Love After Lockup were happier when their partner was incarcerated.  

[blubld43]

6 hours ago, mamadrama said:

Okay, I am legit girl crushing on Jennifer. That crazy Columbian is HAWT. 

I thought she wasn't as hot as Tim thinks she is, can't really explain why but something about her face is very masculine, her jawline, idk.

Not on board the Tim-is-trans train, but it's odd that these two both are somewhat ambiguous, IMO.

[toodles]

7 hours ago, Barbara Please said:

Darcey is a bland air-headed dimwit.  She's a middle-aged 5 stage clinger cougar who oozes desperation. If there was a Darcey perfume it would contain tears, eye-lash glue, a few strands of Jesse's pube hair, and the sweat of desperation. 

You win the internet today!!

It's a good thing there's no smell-o-vision because I would need to open the windows to get the stench out of the house and it's too hot for that today.