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S06.E14: White Gloves Off

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The socialites get ready for another grand event hosted by Miss Patricia; battle lines are drawn when Austen learns that Shep and Craig's dates are the women from his infamous threesome video; Ashley considers crashing the event.

I will accept sad threesome video.  I will accept annoying threesome video.  Pathetic also comes to mind.  "Infamous", not so much. Fake drama alert! 

Original air date 2019.08.14

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35 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

I will accept sad threesome video.  I will accept annoying threesome video.  Pathetic also comes to mod.  "Infamous", not so much. Fake drama alert! 

Original air date 2019.08.14

And we know from the previews that Ashley not only "considers" crashing the event, she actually does, is summarily thrown out on her ass, and then calls the police.  I'm curious if she gets into the party by somehow managing to convince ELIZA to bring her as her "plus one" - if that's what happened, you can bet ol' Eliza is going to be on Patricia's shit list for a loooooooooooong time.  I'm not the biggest Patricia fan, I consider her rather pretentious, but no matter what, she expects her guests to behave themselves.  And considering her apparent fondness for Madisen, I doubt she'll see the humor in those two arrested development dickheads Shep and Craig bringing those women to her party.  

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With Shep’s stunt of bringing the Austen video women as his plus two I’m beginning to think that he and Madison might actually be perfect for each other.

That was a pretty shitty pour of champagne for everyone  Patricia.

Dealing with Ashley is worth a glass more than 20% full...

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Just now, TexasGal said:

What is Kathryn wearing?  Wow. 

Chelsea looks lovely.

Oh Kathryn!!  So wrong.  She's so self-conscious about it too.  WHY wear it?!

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Metul's suit jacket looks too big. Katherine's dress? Yikes. She must feel naked. 

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Shep is such an ass.  Surprised Craig went along with it.  They think they are so funny.

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Michelle from the video looks a lot like Madison.

Why was Danni comforting Madison?  She’s too nice. 

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10 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

Cam looks like she is finally realizing what an awful human Shep is. 

We can only hope.

Naomie's earrings. She looks like she has a cotton ball stuck behind each ear. 

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I do hope Craig will eventually get to the place that recognizes not doing shots at a party is not a scarlet letter on your chest.

But I wouldn’t bet on it.

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2 minutes ago, bosawks said:

I do hope Craig will eventually get to the place that recognizes not doing shots at a party is not a scarlet letter on your chest.

But I wouldn’t bet on it.

I agree. It's so cliche. 

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Patricia should have had security posted at the door, so Ashley could not get into the party. But, that would have not be as exciting and dramatic. 

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LAAAAAAAAAAAAME

also FAAAAAAAAAAAKE

What a big wet fart of a show. Kill this one and re-up New Orleans!

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I honestly think Shep is pissed cuz Austen manages to hook up with really pretty girls; even formed relationships with two of them and he can't. Fuck Shep--real scumbag.

I also think he's a misogynist who wanted to intimidate and embarrass Madison. What an incredible jerk. Why does Craig think he gets a say?

I'm so over this show. Bring back NOLA!

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9 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

When Madison and Shep were sitting in room talking alone, Shep's face became distorted. I have seen that kind of distortion before with someone before. It's rage and extremely high levels of alcohol. 

It. Was. Scary. His eyes became slits.

Brava, Madison. 

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Well, that blew up in Shep's face.  He knew it was an asshole thing to do but won't admit it.  Sorry Shep.  Madison won that argument with the sit down between the two of you.  Shep looked so desperate and that ill fitting suit. 

At least Craig had regrets about the whole thing.

Nice to finally see Jason.

Kat and Hunter look like a kind of a weird couple but if they're both happy...good for them.

Whit:  Was that you finally admitting you and Kat hooked up last summer?

Ashley will do anything to extend her 15 minutes.  So desperate.

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30 minutes ago, chewycandy said:

“Craig, can you fuck off please?” Dying 

Best part of the evening. I legit guffawed and had to rewind and watch that multiple times. 

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I can't believe we waited all season for THIS GIANT STEAMING PILE!!!!  I think this show has finally jumped the shark.  Kill it now. It's over.

We now know WHY Shepherd Rose the TURD has never been able to have a semi meaningful relationship.  He's a DICK! AND..... he needs professional help.

Craig just kills me. 

Cameran needs to stay home and raise her baby. 

Chelsea has it going on..

Metul really looked like a doofus at the party.

I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad the Assley drama is gone back to California.

STAY THERE!

That's all I have.  Gonna miss Patricia parties but I think I'll survive.

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Shep (who has escaped to Alaska to fish with his bro and cousin or something, to avoid media backlash) has become, or rather shown himself to be nothing more than an arrogant hedonist, masquerading as some sort of Peter Pan intellect.  He thinks that an expanded vocabulary passes as academic achievement.  Why does he believe that "Austen deserves this"?  What did Austen do to him?  Ohh, the Chlamydia thing.  What a child.

Beyond that, this episode was merely a contrived vehicle for the jettisoning of Ashley.  The sole reason for Mr. Whatever, the security guy, was to escort Ashley out of the party.  Don't try to have us believe that she wasn't expected.  

This show will need some casting adjustments going forward, if there is a forward.

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I wonder if Jason only agreed to be on camera because Metul was going to be there and they have the same job?

Its interesting that Patricia has said nothing about Kat’s outfit.

I’m glad Shep brought the girls, truth came out that nothing happened which means there was no real drama.  They could’ve had the real feud of Kat and Eliza but they needed the Limehouse Plantation for group events l.

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Was this supposed to be some type of elegant affair that Miss Patricia threw?  Because if it were it sure missed the mark. Kathryn came dressed as a hooker, Shep went into his rage mode because Austin brought Madison, Ashley "crashed " the party and then entertained the idea of calling 911 when she was escorted to the door and Cam and the rest of the women acted like fools running around trying to watch Ashley being thrown out. Finally those were the ugliest tablecloths ever. 

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7 minutes ago, Sage47 said:

This was one weird episode. Lots of wonky editing. 

And why did Craig have no one else to bring?? 

Craig has no one to bring because he’s still not over Naomi.

Also, I’d like to give all of the women on the show a sandwich.

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1 minute ago, scenicbyway said:

Craig has no one to bring because he’s still not over Naomi.

Also, I’d like to give all of the women on the show a sandwich.

He’ll never be over Naomie. In 2032 they’ll do a reunion and Craig will still be pining over Naomie. 

Chelsea and Danni need the most sandwiches. 

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So....all of Austen's contentions that nothing happened that night before the video were true? So why did he eventually admit that it was him who cheated first, if it never really happened?

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I’m really disappointed that Shep is not going to die on a cross.  Thinking that he was is the only reason I watched this show.

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I’m going to be a little bit out of order. First of all, I one hundred percent do not think that Thomas was actually on the other end of the Ashley phone call. That was definitely staged.

The shoulder of Craig’s suit was torn and Shep’s suit was way too small for him. Austen's sleeves were too short for the shirt he wore.

Madison and Austen actually seemed to be very authentic. 

Shep’s rage honestly frightened me. When he was outside talking to Cameran, his mouth was gaping so wide you could see all the way to his molars. That conversation was just fuel for the fire. 

I admire Madison for addressing the situation the way that she did. 

And I have to say, I really enjoyed Kathryn this episode. I feel like we got to see her normal self. I hope that’s what we saw because she seemed to be a sweet girl underneath her candy shell, literally and figuratively. 

I’m glad Jason and Metul had each other to hang out with and talk shop bc they were clearly uncomfortable with the cameras. 

Those are my initial thoughts. 

ETA: I thought Ashley and Landon were friends in California before Southern Charm and met when they were high end escorts/polo girls? Does anyone else recall that?

ETA2: I thought Cameran made a fool out of herself with her behavior, especially in front of her husband. It wasn't funny. Also she should have called Shep to the carpet and instead she just made faces at him. 

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Shep sounded like he was drunk before he even got to the party.  And he got more drunk as the night progressed.

Patricia should have had security stop Ashley from entering the party.  Having her bodyguard throw her out in front of everybody was tasteless, more tasteless than Katheryn’s ugly ensemble.

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Well, Whitney. You have an entire hiatus to revamp this show. Get to work now. Use your other show SCNOLA  as an example. Study it really hard. Here's a start:

Get rid of Shep and Ashley. Shep is a disgusting miserable has been and nobody cares about Ashley.

Do not continue the story of Austen and Madisin. In fact, keep Madisin and ditch Austen, too.  

Make Cam useful or say goodbye to her. 

Tell Craig to lay off the booze and what ever else he is doing, shut his mouth and just stand there and look pretty. 

Get Kathryn a stylist. 

I don't care about Chelsea and her out of town man or Naomi and her in town Dr. man. 

In other words, fire 3/4 of this cast and start over. 

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18 minutes ago, lyric said:

The only highlights of tonight were asking Craig to fuck off (and his reaction) and Whitney "I shred metal", bless his heart. Two laugh out loud moments in an otherwise abysmal finale.

I would add Austen telling Craig he's playing as a pawn to Shep's King and Katherine interjecting "he plays checkers."

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Looks like Kathryn considered "evening attire" to be slutty lingerie vs. a dress.  It's not Southern Bellish - more Southern Whorish.

Shep is an asshole and Craig is a dumbass.  Maybe they both need to take the time they're putting into messing with other people and work on their own lives.  It's such Save By The Bell shit.

Cameron needs to chill on the Matul crush.  Had to own up to it with her husband knowing that he was going to see what she said throughout the season.

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9 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

Get Kathryn a stylist.

The sad thing is she really thinks that she has style.  Tries too hard and looks like a hot mess at least 80% of the time.

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Whitney Cummings asked about the dick pulling on WWHL.  No real answer but Austen’s sister is the bartender so he was good and uncomfortable for him.

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Another "Shep is a POS" moment: When he, Craig and the two girls were walking into the party venue, did he think it was somehow cool to wipe off his shoes on the purple train/carpet? That was low class, IMO.

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With the blind gossip items I've read about Whitney, I wouldn't be surprised if he slept with Kathryn for the purpose of a storyline and to appear more masculine on the show.

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Did anyone that also watches RHOC think that Hunter looks like a younger version of Emily's husband Shane (the douchebag)??  I immediately thought that as soon as I saw him.  

Are he and Kathryn still together?  He didn't seem all that interesting.

That's all I've got.  Oh, and Kathryn really, really does not know how to dress.  That outfit was hideous.

This season really sucked.  I didn't like anyone and started to intensely dislike those I've liked in the past (Shep).  I'm disappointed I wasted time watching every week, hoping it would get better.

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I agree Ashley should've been stopped at the door BUT Patricia was right to have security inside anyway bc with this group, you never know! Austen and Shep could've come to blows.  What a weird argument. Those women "from the threesome video" looked kind of trashy and bad actors too. Could barely keep a straight face. Shep should get tested for everything plus his normal physical bc he's looking BAD. Why are his lips blue/purple? He looks sickly. And he is an asshole also. His jig is up and quality women don't want him anymore. The bloom is off the Rose...the Shep Rose. 

Austen is still muppet mouth. Fake, uninteresting and should be off the show entirely.  Madisin (thanks to whoever spelled that out...muppet DOES pronounce it as such!!!) Is also fake but playing up drama for the camera to secure a spot. She was well spoken and dominated Shep in their sit-down. 

Cameran was awkward with her husband. He seems adorable but she seems like she isn't that into him for some reason. I guess he never put her down so she is after Metul the negative resident. 

Previous scene of Craig in the babushka scarf FTW!!! & they showed it TWICE!!! LMAO! I need to see it in a meme. 

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