S14.E01: New Friend, New Flames

[Straycat80]

These woman are obsessed with their bodies. And Kelly talks so trashy. And here’s Emily and her kids and douche-y husband. Are they going to show the newbies seven kids, please no. 

[Keywestclubkid]

For the love of god bravo stop doing these ads for movies with housewives 

[nexxie]

Do we see a separation in the future for Emily and Shitty Shane?

[TexasGal]

Ryan is so icky.  I really don’t like beards but I have to say, he needs to keep his.  He has such a weasel face without it.  The balding head usually covered by a cap didn’t help either. 

[JennyMominFL]

Is Tamra now the anchor for this show? What kind of hell are we living in?

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, TexasGal said:

Ryan is so icky.  I really don’t like beards but I have to say, he needs to keep his.  He has such a weasel face without it.  The balding head usually covered by a cap didn’t help either. 

Ryan is unfortunate looking. 

[Andi27]

These people at the cat adoption place are not going to let Kelly adopt a cat after observing her behavior around them.

[poeticlicensed]

Do not get a cat Kelly! Please stop her someone. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh god I don’t know if I can do this season and it’s only 37 min into the first episode of the season. 

[Grumpbump]

Just now, Andi27 said:

These people at the cat adoption place are not going to let Kelly adopt a cat after observing her behavior around them.

The only good thing to takeaway from that is the place got some free advertising. 

[Mindthinkr]

The cats scare Kelly? My cats would be scared of Kelly. Smart cats I have. 

[dosodog]

If Kelly actually got a cat? 

I predict in the next 30 minutes, she's going to get a knock on the door and said cat will be repossessed.

Obviously she doesn't watch RHOBH....

[JennyMominFL]

Kelly doesnt deserve a cat.

[Gem 10]

16 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Gosh I hope they keep the politics off of this show. It didn’t work for Carole on RHONY and I don’t want to see it here. Especially from Ryan. 

Bravo started with inappropriate sex talk on another show, now they’re starting with politics.  If they continue, I am OUT.  

Everyone has a new face.  I almost didn’t recognize Gina.  I had to look twice.

watching women working out is boring to me and a waste of time.

Did NOT like the kid kicking the dog.  What’s wrong with Emily?  She should have punished him.

waiting to see Vikie New Face.

[JD5166]

Oh no no no noooooooo...have we not had enough animal neglect stories this year? Kelly wants to adopt a cat and dump it outside, whatsher faces kid kicking their dog.....just STAHP IT RIGHT NOW!!!! Muther*****er.  

[KungFuBunny]

What the hell is wrong with Emily's face in her TH shot???

Looks like some serious alcohol bloat

[Pickles]

Why does Gina look so different in her talking heads? Does not look good. Kelly is so vulgar. Her new boyfriend will be smarmy. 

[Andi27]

Thank you lawyer Emily for letting us know that a DUI is a bad thing to have on your record.

[Pickles]

Just now, KungFuBunny said:

What the hell is wrong with Emily's face in her TH shot???

Looks like some serious alcohol bloat

Do you mean Gina? 

[Straycat80]

If Kelly gets a cat I hope one of the ho’s leaks a bad story to Radar Online and it gets saved.

[JennyMominFL]

I just cant trust someone who hates cats.

[KungFuBunny]

Tamra seems to move into a new house every season.

Does she have an agreement with some real estate agency to pretend live at an address for the few months of filming so that the owner of the house can sell/showcase the property?

[dosodog]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

If Kelly gets a cat I hope one of the ho’s leaks a bad story to Radar Online and it gets saved.

Yeah, but then were going to get another season of "she said, she said, my texts will prove everything, even though we have no actual facts SHE had to have done it" crap again.

[Andi27]

Wait, did the new housewife just take that baby out of a crib located in a closet?

[TexasGal]

Pharoah cat.  Shut up Kelly.

[Keywestclubkid]

An ex trailer park girl ok I could like her 

[Gem 10]

Oh no.  A newbie with seven kids.  Lovely.  NOT.

[nexxie]

Kinda like the new girl.

[dosodog]

I think I like the new housewife. 

Don't quote me on this by the end of the season though.  I've been burned before. 

[Mindthinkr]

The new lady Braunwyn seems to have a normal family...well other than having 7 kids. Lucky her too, having a husband who makes the kids breakfast and engages with the kids. 

[SweetieDarling]

Kelly's boyfriend creeps me out.

[Keywestclubkid]

Ok Kelly’s bf has a total creeper vibe I’m sorry 

[poeticlicensed]

Kelly picks super creepy guys. 

Did I miss something? Wheres Vicki?

[Straycat80]

So far kinda like the newbie and her husband seems decent. But it’s early yet so...

[Bronzedog]

Oh cool!  A screaming baby and 6 other kids!  Ugh.

 I’m guessing Kelly’s doctor sees his own show in his future.  I already don’t like him.

There’s always been something strange about Emily’s mouth. She always has a just smelled a fart look.  Even when that tiny little fella she’s married to isn’t around.

[KungFuBunny]

10 minutes ago, Pickles said:

Do you mean Gina? 

No Emily - her eyes look like they shrunk down to a tenth of its original size

[Straycat80]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Did I miss something? Wheres Vicki?

Vicki has been demoted to ‘friend of’ this season. 

[65mickey]

Kelly looks totally different. What the hell did her new Dr. friend friend do to her face? And bitch if you don't like cats stay the hell away from cat cafes. You don't deserve a cat. 

[JAYJAY1979]

Oc and NJ have always had the family element...so I don't mind the kid aspect.

NY is too much about parties with little to no focus on their private lives.

https://youtu.be/rNMbqp9P-s4

Edited August 7, 2019 by JAYJAY1979

[nexxie]

Whose idea was it for Vicki to be a friend - hers or Bravo’s?

[Kiss my mutt]

Maybe Tamra has to move because she had to short sale her homes to avoid foreclosure. 

Ryan is such a loser but I guess I would be bitter too if I were that butt ugly. 

[Pickles]

Just now, nexxie said:

Whose idea was it for Vicki to be a friend - hers or Bravo’s?

Bravo

[Kiss my mutt]

Just now, nexxie said:

Whose idea was it for Vicki to be a friend - hers or Bravo’s?

Maybe her boyfriend, oh excuse me, fiancé 

[TexasGal]

5 minutes ago, SweetieDarling said:

Kelly's boyfriend creeps me out.

Yep.  What a try hard for his first filmed scene.

[Andi27]

There is way too much actual footage of plastic surgery procedures on the OC.

[Mindthinkr]

Oh God NO. I do not want to actually see Shannon getting facial “tightening”. 

[Pickles]

Ugh, I don't like to see these plastic surgery procedures. 

Yes, this guy is eating up being on tv. 

[Keywestclubkid]

And we now know why Kellys is dating this dude and he’s on the show FREE publicity. 

[Gem 10]

Vikie friend of?  She must be beside herself.

[Mindthinkr]

Shannon is so used to Botox injections that she doesn’t even flinch. You couldn’t tie me down to submit to one.